MaGilicuti's Theory on why guys have more friends then girls.

[Citruscide]

One thing that annoys me about chicks who have tons of guy friends and very little gal pals is this and this only.

They are totally naive to the fact that 80% of those guy friends want to fuck them.Nothing worng with that but I wish the girls would realize this fact
You chicks can babble all you want that I am wrong but I am right ok. I have never seen a guy and girl be able to have a super close relationship without one or the other trying/wanting/ thinking about getting into the other's pants at some point.

Milhouse, You are my new best friend... I want my girlfriend to read this post. Man, you speak these words of wisdom as if you were a monk, in a temple, on top of magic mountian!



C

 

[smoknjilly]

Originally posted by Milhouse
One thing that annoys me about chicks who have tons of guy friends and very little gal pals is this and this only.

They are totally naive to the fact that 80% of those guy friends want to fuck them.Nothing worng with that but I wish the girls would realize this fact
You chicks can babble all you want that I am wrong but I am right ok. I have never seen a guy and girl be able to have a super close relationship without one or the other trying/wanting/ thinking about getting into the other's pants at some point.



hahaha..believe me...I am a girl...and I know this...

Thing is...my guy friends KNOW they ain't gettin in my pants...ever..

If they want to think about it...go right ahead!

 

[casavant]

Good post. I really like the part about a girl's guy "friends". It's a guy's mission in life to fuck.

Thank you, Milhouse.

One thing that annoys me about chicks who have tons of guy friends and very little gal pals is this and this only.

They are totally naive to the fact that 80% of those guy friends want to fuck them.Nothing worng with that but I wish the girls would realize this fact
You chicks can babble all you want that I am wrong but I am right ok. I have never seen a guy and girl be able to have a super close relationship without one or the other trying/wanting/ thinking about getting into the other's pants at some point.

Oh and one other thing. When we are your friends gals, we dont mind listening to your problems but not every fucking minute we are around you. Guys will talk about problems with guy friends too, but not at the expense that you women ramble on and do nothing about it anyways.

Just a mini rant because too many of girls I know as friends(and I try to avoid getting too close) call me way too much with the same bullshit over and over and lately it is starting to annoy the shit outta me.

Shalom

 

[Milhouse]

Milhouse, You are my new best friend... I want my girlfriend to read this post. Man, you speak these words of wisdom as if you were a monk, in a temple, on top of magic mountian!



C

Not just words of wisdom but experience.

Heres another thing about these chick aquaintences. I am long past wanting to get in thier pants and they love to tell me about thier problems with guys or whatever. Funny part is when I am out with any of them and I am working on some honey they tend to "cock block" me(I dont have a female expression for this phenomemna) and it annoys me because they dont even want to fuck me but they want to intercept any potential relation or casual shit I am attempting with some honey. I think it stems from the fact that they know if I get hooked up they wont have a shoulder to cry on as much.
Thing they dont realize is that even though I like them as people I am just a listener and opinionated fucker, not really a shoulder to cry on.Getting tired of hearing thier problems though. Maybe they should toss me the odd "hummer" to keep my interest up lol.

 

[Bullit]

Guys are just more fun to hang with, basically cuz we are WAAAAY more funny.

Raina... they DO want to sleep with you.

 

[PinK233]

Some (more than not) girls are competitive, evil bitches...and criticize the crap out of each other...I hate hanging out with chicks like this so I only hang out with cool, down to earth chicks...and I don't have many friends that are girls for this reason, I like hanging out with guys b/c they are more laid back and easy to talk to...

 

[Diesel3d]

i respect your thoery mag, but girls have very low self confidence
in fact the prettier the girl the bigger change she has low self-esteem

i do ahear to the thoery of "ugly girl, fat girl" where in a pretty girl will travel with an ugly pack or fat troop in order to stand out,

well im going to bed

cheerio

I can see your point but in my experience it’s a little different

A really good looking beauty pageant/ballet stuckup bitch practically ruined my life for 4 years because of her unusually high confidence that she always let out on her personality. She has friends too.

I will get my revenge some day

 

[Trance]

In my experience, men have waaaay less friends, unless you consider "football watching acquaintances" friends, which I don't.

I think men spend a lot less time with friends, too.

I am having problems with my fiancee because of this. I like to just go out with the girls once a week, and every time he throws a hissy fit. I consistently tell him that he is free to go out with HIS friends any damn time he wants to, but he never does. he never calls them, he never takes half of their calls, and he gets upset that I would rather go dancing with friends than sit on the damn couch all night.

Grr.

Most people I've dated and male friends I've had have not been very social. I think men can't deal with competition, especially if they work out.

 

[casavant]

...especially if they work out.

Had to add that in, didn't ya?

 

[Trance]

Sho' did.

But I will admit, women who work out a lot are just as bad. I think the little thong girlies in the gym do it more to show off to other women than to impress men.

Weird.