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Longest you went without masturbating?

marine corps boot camp
age: 18
length of forced self celibacy: 13 weeks
size of load upon resuming: 76X10^25 gallons
 
heavy_duty said:
java can you translate that?
Almost three months, not a woman in sight.....an Army field problem. That was in peace time...six months in Desert Storm but that was war. :worried:
 
I don't mind HD from getting a little cranky that day. He was a bit provoked. Went too far in his generalizations, but he was right on target about a few people.
 
heatherrae said:
I don't mind HD from getting a little cranky that day. He was a bit provoked. Went too far in his generalizations, but he was right on target about a few people.
I concur, can we let it go. How often does a prego chick flick the bean?
 
javaguru said:
I concur, can we let it go. How often does a prego chick flick the bean?
well for a while there, it was about 2 or 3 times a day...lol. Now, not so much. Hormones just went beserk there for a few months. It was a little nutty.
 
heatherrae said:
well for a while there, it was about 2 or 3 times a day...lol. Now, not so much. Hormones just went beserk there for a few months. It was a little nutty.
Well, for six months I never spanked the monkey; Combat arms is ALL male.
 
javaguru said:
Well, for six months I never spanked the monkey; Combat arms is ALL male.
I may have to flick the bean tonight now that you put that avatar up...rofl.
 
javaguru said:
Women think I'm hotter in person, most likely because I REALLY like licking the kitty. Otherwise, I'm an untrainable male.
Oh good lord. Now you had to go and provoke me...lol.
 
i'm 42 so i'm a little more "relaxed" at this point in my life. . .plus, me and the missuz still get bizzy 3 to 5 times per week, and have throughout our marriage (14+ years). . .it's been a long-ass time since i've taken matters into my own hands. . .
 
Remember the classic insult back in elementary school?

"John jacks off!"

"I do not!"
 
honestly.... since about age 14. the longest I have went is probably one weekend. I could be getting tail everyday but I still need to bust one out.
 
Yah guys I was cranky and provoked it was a bad combo.
sex, love making and jacking are all different animals :)

so it's good to keep up with all of them.
 
in 10 minutes, it will be 10 minutes.

im not sure i can hold out though lol

i don't keep up with it i can go months but i have never kept up with it. my wife keeps me satisfied
 
8 days since i discovered jacking off. I was utterly shocked and disgusted when i found out, everybody else was doing it too.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Remember the classic insult back in elementary school?

"John jacks off!"

"I do not!"



lol

I remember kids being like

"Tom is going through puberty!"

"Am not! YOU are!
 
Hmmm. Maybe a week a while back when I had the flu. One ex once accused me of being a sex addict when he found out I still masturbated even though we were very active with each other. Lame. He should have just asked to watch.
 
when we were 12/13 we would say "go jack off you fag" jacking off was always a "fag thing" to us as kids. I have no idea why, it just was.

Now it's just for stress relief and a sleep aid LOL
 
heavy_duty said:
So we found something that makes you feel uncomfortable.
You never did give an answer.
Perhaps when people don't always gives answers, that means it isn't anyone's business. I don't always share information like that with people I am not quite familiar with. That's somewhat personal, yeah?

Not to mention, let's just say my b/f pleases me plenty. :)
 
im suprised at how many women have responded to this thread

i think women who masterbate regularly is soooo sexy

b/c she knows how to get that rock off if she's playing w/ it all the time....and i don't mind being told what a girl likes i follow directions well...
 
ahhhh the truth is now known :qt:


InquisitivePsyche said:
Perhaps when people don't always gives answers, that means it isn't anyone's business. I don't always share information like that with people I am not quite familiar with. That's somewhat personal, yeah?

Not to mention, let's just say my b/f pleases me plenty. :)
 
masturbation has nothing to do with your partner pleasing you or not.
I think IP is too young to know the difference. I'm pretty sure her current BF was her first lover. (that's not a bad thing)
 
heavy_duty said:
masturbation has nothing to do with your partner pleasing you or not.
I think IP is too young to know the difference. I'm pretty sure her current BF was her first lover. (that's not a bad thing)
lol. No I know masturbating has nothing to do with your partner pleasing you. I'm saying he does it often enough where I don't feel the need to do that often.

And you're right - he is the first person I've been with so I know I have a lot to learn. :)
 
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