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lol @ this 'bodybuilding' site

crazyjoe said:
wow! his results were amazing.....lol


9 GOLDEN RULES TO REMEMBER WHEN TRAINING
1. Never perform Bench Press, Squat or Conventional deadlift(bent-backers are the only way to go).

2. Never lift through the legs, use the back, its harder!

3. If you can walk out of the gym unaided, you havn't trained properly (Give it another 2 hours)

4. If you've done bent-backers and can drive home, BACK IN THE GYM! (do em again, untill it realllyyy hurts (this shows you are harder than everyone, and will be massive in just hours!)

5. Train at least 7 days a week, you are what you try to be.

6. Always wear a 'Buff-Up 2000' top. People will want to sleep with you, this has been proven in scientific tests.

7. Always scream in a manly voice when lifting weights, women and other guys will think you are huge, and sexy.

8. Buy 'Buff-Up 2000'. It will put on weight like a pro does (most pros use it instead of steroids, they dont work) and don't wont you to know, but we're selling 'Buff up 2000' for the lowest price!

9. Try not to use a spotter. If your muscles fail then you will get stuck under the bar, placing more stress on the muscles and stimulating more growth! If when doing an exercise such as the wrist curl, you NEED a spotter, make sure hes prepared to kill you.
 
jd_uk said:
9 GOLDEN RULES TO REMEMBER WHEN TRAINING
1. Never perform Bench Press, Squat or Conventional deadlift(bent-backers are the only way to go).

2. Never lift through the legs, use the back, its harder!

3. If you can walk out of the gym unaided, you havn't trained properly (Give it another 2 hours)

4. If you've done bent-backers and can drive home, BACK IN THE GYM! (do em again, untill it realllyyy hurts (this shows you are harder than everyone, and will be massive in just hours!)

5. Train at least 7 days a week, you are what you try to be.

6. Always wear a 'Buff-Up 2000' top. People will want to sleep with you, this has been proven in scientific tests.

7. Always scream in a manly voice when lifting weights, women and other guys will think you are huge, and sexy.

8. Buy 'Buff-Up 2000'. It will put on weight like a pro does (most pros use it instead of steroids, they dont work) and don't wont you to know, but we're selling 'Buff up 2000' for the lowest price!

9. Try not to use a spotter. If your muscles fail then you will get stuck under the bar, placing more stress on the muscles and stimulating more growth! If when doing an exercise such as the wrist curl, you NEED a spotter, make sure hes prepared to kill you.
Thats my favorite.
 
I went to google and typed in (improper workout form) to see if I could find a video or something of someone doing the classic "penjulum effect front dumbbell raises". No luck.
 
crazyjoe said:
I went to google and typed in (improper workout form) to see if I could find a video or something of someone doing the classic "penjulum effect front dumbbell raises". No luck.

Shame.

"Another very popular lift that made me the man i am today is the total body curl, by putting all your body's momentum into this lift, you can overload the muscles and cause huge power increases. The total body curl is a curl using the whole body's momentum, and the power of your ass and lower back! "
 
jd_uk said:
Shame.

"Another very popular lift that made me the man i am today is the total body curl, by putting all your body's momentum into this lift, you can overload the muscles and cause huge power increases. The total body curl is a curl using the whole body's momentum, and the power of your ass and lower back! "
lol, I like the fast total body curls.
 
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