Lets cut the shit

[puddlemonkey]

Who would you rather be?

 

[puddlemonkey]

yes I've been drinking

 

[gstacker]

Thought u was out lookin for poon?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Thought u was out lookin for poon?

for a friday night it was pretty dead everywhere I went. decided to come home early and post threads I probablt wont remember in the morning.

 

[gstacker]

Can u ad some options to tje poll? Sucks real bad hehe

 

[puddlemonkey]

sippin' grey goose

 

[puddlemonkey]

sippin' grey goose

 

[puddlemonkey]

Can u ad some options to tje poll? Sucks real bad hehe

no

choose wisely

 

[gstacker]

Aight i chose monky but only cuz u got alot of karma..

 

[ceo]

for a friday night it was pretty dead everywhere I went. decided to come home early and post threads I probablt wont remember in the morning.

cindylou? that you?

 

[puddlemonkey]

cindylou? that you?

loloLoLOLOLlooLOlololOLolol



br00tal

 

[puddlemonkey]

let it be known now that any votes by Mitch's 1,500 alters and shill accounts will be voided

 

[PICK3]

c) both are losers

 

[EarthRider]

Can you add some others to poll, like Arabian, Cane, etc

 

[Arabian]

Can you add some others to poll, like Arabian, Cane, etc

Lol! K to you!!!!!

 

[just...v]

sippin' grey goose

I could have used some of this last night



Tonight I go out for revenge

 

[ExtraMile]

so i can either be fat, bald, live by myself and be doomed to slay fatties/fleshlights for ever more

or skinny-fat, lanky, pedo/stalker but half-decent job and also a wife

hmmm

 

[calveless wonder]

If you're mitch, you're also required to be strongbow's butt buddy and live in bumblefuck

 

[CoBra666]

id choose lart, until someone has a better lookin gf

 

[Mr. dB]

Given those choices, I'd rather be dead.

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[cindylou]

loloLoLOLOLlooLOlololOLolol



br00tal

Lolol I laughed when I read that. Good thing I stayed offline last night!

 

[miplank]

Given those choices, I'd rather be dead.

Luckily for you you're not far from it old man.

 

[digimon7068]

Given those choices, I'd rather be dead.

now you're just being mean...

 

[digimon7068]

Luckily for you you're not far from it old man.

ok...and that was even meaner...

 

[miplank]

What puds forgot to mention is he is an associate at sports authority, drives a pos car, has no friends irl, gets laid like 4x a year by a washed up stripper and beats off in his computer chair the rest of the year and packrats everything in order to try and fill the hole in his heart left by an ex gf.

 

[digimon7068]

What puds forgot to mention is he is an associate at sports authority, drives a pos car, has no friends irl, gets laid like 4x a year by a washed up stripper and beats off in his computer chair the rest of the year and packrats everything in order to try and fill the whole in his heart left by an ex gf.

*hole

 

[calveless wonder]

What puds forgot to mention is he is an associate at sports authority, drives a pos car, has no friends irl, gets laid like 4x a year by a washed up stripper and beats off in his computer chair the rest of the year and packrats everything in order to try and fill the hole in his heart left by an ex gf.

Well, at least you guys have that in common

 

[miplank]

Well, at least you guys have that in common

Stop recycling your jokes.

 

[Sub-Zero]

so i can either be fat, bald, live by myself and be doomed to slay fatties/fleshlights for ever more

or skinny-fat, lanky, pedo/stalker but half-decent job and also a wife

hmmm

i chose the trophy job/wife combo

 

[ronc26k]

If you're mitch, you're also required to be strongbow's butt buddy and live in bumblefuck

lol. voting for pudz

 

[calveless wonder]

Stop recycling your jokes.

Which is worse?

Stealing jokes or recycling them ?

 

[miplank]

i chose the trophy job/wife combo

yes!

 

[ronc26k]

yes!

Are you gonna bribe people to vote for you?

Something besides powerchews

 

[miplank]

uhh, no

 

[digimon7068]

Which is worse?

Stealing jokes or recycling them ?

well...lemme see...there are laws against stealing...there are laws that encourage/mandate recycling...i'm not a lawyer, but ima go with stealing...whuhdoiwin????

 

[miplank]

Also,

For puds to make a poll means he's a lil jealous of my awesome life.


So I already won!

 

[miplank]

I don't blame him though

 

[samoth]

cindylou? that you?

lol, tyft

 

[redshirt27se]

i want puddz gun collection and i'm pretty sure his walls are stuffed with cash.

 

[miplank]

he does have some nice guns

 

[puddlemonkey]

What puds forgot to mention is he is an associate at sports authority, drives a pos car, has no friends irl, gets laid like 4x a year by a washed up stripper and beats off in his computer chair the rest of the year and packrats everything in order to try and fill the hole in his heart left by an ex gf.

u mad?






usually when people are mad they lie

 

[puddlemonkey]

Are you gonna bribe people to vote for you?

Something besides powerchews

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Also,

For puds to make a poll means he's a lil jealous of my awesome life.


So I already won!

nah, you started too many ego stroke threads these past few weeks. I'm just here to smack you around a little, like you did your wife that one time.

 

[miplank]

u mad?






usually when people are mad they lie

lol, the only part I lied about was where you work. The rest is all true and you know it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol, the only part I lied about was where you work. The rest is all true and you know it.

the only thing I'm giving you is the 90's Lexus

 

[miplank]

nah, you started too many ego stroke threads these past few weeks. I'm just here to smack you around a little, like you did your wife that one time.

wtf

 

[miplank]

the only thing I'm giving you is the 90's Lexus

what about banging washed up strippers?

 

[miplank]

also, what about your ex breaking your lil heart...


I still have that screen from when you thought you were talking to Cindylou...

 

[puddlemonkey]

what about banging washed up strippers?

I also bang teachers and the unemployed. Not sure what any of this has to do with anything, a hottie is a hottie.

 

[puddlemonkey]

also, what about your ex breaking your lil heart...


I still have that screen from when you thought you were talking to Cindylou...

you've got no such thing

 

[miplank]

I also bang teachers and the unemployed. Not sure what any of this has to do with anything, a hottie is a hottie.

but you don't disagree with this happening no more than 4x per year!

 

[miplank]

you've got no such thing

call-out?

 

[puddlemonkey]

call-out?

You wouldn't dare!




I'm going shooting, alone.

Be back in a few hours.

 

[miplank]

You wouldn't dare!




I'm going shooting, alone.

Be back in a few hours.

you're right, i'm saving that one.

 

[calveless wonder]

but you don't disagree with this happening no more than 4x per year!

just so i understand

you're calling him out for having a different girl every 3 months?

 

[miplank]

just so i understand

you're calling him out for having a different girl every 3 months?

no, for having sex a total of 4x per year.

 

[AFeedz]

Wtffffff!!! Who's face did you put in my picture?

 

[miplank]

lolllollooollol

 

[AFeedz]

Lol Seriously....

 

[calveless wonder]

lol, who is that?

 

[AFeedz]

Right? I seriously can't tell. Lol

Also, having almost the same avi is confusing me when reading. I thought someone got in to my account for a second, til I realized you'd just stolen my avi. Lolol.

 

[miplank]

I know, it confuses me too.


Luckily you say smarter shit than me, so that helps.

 

[CoBra666]

this is days of our lives shit right here. pudz better come back soon..... maybe he is goin huntin for plank.. does he live in the same area is the homicide shootins someone else posted in a thread

 

[CoBra666]

although pudz is still winning in the pole

 

[miplank]

puds couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat

 

[jackangel]

puds couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat

pudz would fuck japan over once again if he fell out of a boat.

 

[miplank]

pudz would fuck japan over once again if he fell out of a boat.

lol, good call.

 

[puddlemonkey]

this is days of our lives shit right here. pudz better come back soon..... maybe he is goin huntin for plank.. does he live in the same area is the homicide shootins someone else posted in a thread

I'm back bitches, but I gotta run out again soon.

 

[puddlemonkey]

you're right, i'm saving that one.

lol I was on my laptop which I haven't used much recently. I was gonna empty the trash and figured I better look to see what I'm deleting first. I found a screen of your boy SB ripping you a new one in plat chat. Safe to say I pulled that bad boy out of the trash before deletion.

 

[CoBra666]

thats not funny

 

[CoBra666]

lol I was on my laptop which I haven't used much recently. I was gonna empty the trash and figured I better look to see what I'm deleting first. I found a screen of your boy SB ripping you a new one. Safe to say I pulled that bad boy out of the trash before deletion.

this is... u leaving again isnt

 

[miplank]

lol I was on my laptop which I haven't used much recently. I was gonna empty the trash and figured I better look to see what I'm deleting first. I found a screen of your boy SB ripping you a new one in plat chat. Safe to say I pulled that bad boy out of the trash before deletion.

pm it to me..lulz

 

[CoBra666]

post it

 

[puddlemonkey]

pm it to me..lulz

I'll have to fire the laptop back up... will do so when I get back in. gotta go meet a guy about something, bbl.

 

[miplank]

moar pills?

 

[puddlemonkey]

moar pills?

no comment




pretty sure I may die today though. I've had two 5hr energies in the last 4 hours. Realized my br00tal headache isn't caffeine or alcohol related, I haven't had an ambien in 4 days, so I cut off a sliver of that to curb the withdrawals. just nom nom nom some sodium filled soup. my insides are all fvcked up, good thing I'm beautiful on the outside

 

[puddlemonkey]

ok, so open post or private?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I just noticed Mitch voted for himself... now I gotta do it to level the playing field.



very disappointed in you Arabian, I expect that shit from HReedz and Sub-Par.

 

[AFeedz]

My vote was fair. Mitch has gotten to know me and you have not, monkey.

 

[puddlemonkey]

My vote was fair. Mitch has gotten to know me and you have not, monkey.

you poor thing, you think him getting to know you comes from genuine interest?

EL OH EL ! ! !

 

[AFeedz]

you poor thing, you think him getting to know you comes from genuine interest?

EL OH EL ! ! !

I didn't say that. I said I know Mitch and I don't know you, so I pretty much had to vote the way I voted.

 

[puddlemonkey]

before you know it you're gonna be putting the lotion in the basket

 

[AFeedz]

I don't know what that means.

 

[ortiz34]

I gotta go with puds

no wife

lol@ you having issues from taking Ambien ,Mr. pills don't bother me

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't know what that means.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

 

[puddlemonkey]

He even looks like he could be related to Mitch

 

[puddlemonkey]

I gotta go with puds

no wife

lol@ you having issues from taking Ambien ,Mr. pills don't bother me

I'm immune to addiction!

 

[puddlemonkey]

need a response from Mitch in the next 10 minutes or I gotta post it openly before I leave again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

time is up, gotta run..

 

[CoBra666]

lol

 

[AFeedz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

Lol. Wtf?

Sooo what are you saying, I'm going to toss myself to the wolves? Related, that would've been disturbing if I hadn't just seen the most horrific movie ever yesterday.

 

[EarthRider]

lol @ mitch being of value to anything

daddy still has to take care of him or he would be livin on the streets

 

[miplank]

Pretty much the gist of that screen is that "I win"

 

[CoBra666]

gotta win at all costs!

 

[miplank]

lol @ mitch being of value to anything

daddy still has to take care of him or he would be livin on the streets

Listen here you slurpy making motherfucker, contain yo jealousy!

 

[CoBra666]

oh no, miplank junior is turning on his master.. least u got sterolizer still

 

[miplank]

I'm immune to addiction!

he only voted for you cuz you addicts stick together

 

[billfred]

before you know it you're gonna be putting the lotion in the basket

Puts the lotion on the skin

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pretty much the gist of that screen is that "I win"

don't forget, SB can't be trusted!