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Has this guy ever said anything even remotely funny, EVER?

Plus, if I hear one more brain dead hlllbilly or hillbilly wannabe say "Get er done" I may not be responsible for my own actions by reason of insanity.

And, oh my, how can anyone live without having gas stations stocked full of "get er done" merchandise? How did we get by in life without that witty slogan emblazoned upon t-shirts, cigarette lighters, pen lights, key chains, and, yes, even panties?

Please someone shoot him, but first stand Avril Lavigne right behind him. I wouldn't want you to waste two bullets on these two piece of shit, cliche-ridden, no talent ass clowns.
 
heatherrae said:
Has this guy ever said anything even remotely funny, EVER?

Plus, if I hear one more brain dead hlllbilly or hillbilly wannabe say "Get er done" I may not be responsible for my own actions by reason of insanity.

And, oh my, how can anyone live without having gas stations stocked full of "get er done" merchandise? How did we get by in life without that witty slogan emblazoned upon t-shirts, cigarette lighters, pen lights, key chains, and, yes, even panties?

Please someone shoot him, but first stand Avril Lavigne right behind him. I wouldn't want you to waste two bullets on these two piece of shit, cliche-ridden, no talent ass clowns.
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How are you doing today??? Get er done!!! :FRlol:
 
oK, I dont mind hearing HIM saying, as it is his words and basically his signature sentence.
but at ballgames, when a well dressed woman with nice shoes and dress slacks who looks like she just came from the office is at a kids ballgame yelling GIT ER DONE BOYYYYS
that fuggin drives me up the wall
 
i gott agree HR I could never figure it out, how he is popular, you could pay to go see the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, whoo!!!!
 
you can thank the red states for him and george bush
 
heatherrae said:
Has this guy ever said anything even remotely funny, EVER?

Plus, if I hear one more brain dead hlllbilly or hillbilly wannabe say "Get er done" I may not be responsible for my own actions by reason of insanity.

And, oh my, how can anyone live without having gas stations stocked full of "get er done" merchandise? How did we get by in life without that witty slogan emblazoned upon t-shirts, cigarette lighters, pen lights, key chains, and, yes, even panties?

Please someone shoot him, but first stand Avril Lavigne right behind him. I wouldn't want you to waste two bullets on these two piece of shit, cliche-ridden, no talent ass clowns.
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That must be a Kentucky thing....I've yet to see "get er done" wear in Toledo.
 
I actually know people that couldn't wait for that new movie with him and Bill Engvall in it. I know I shouldn't have admitted that as they'll revoke my Pennsylvania card.
 
BTW, I spent yesterday evening beside a creek, swilling beer out of a MCDonald's cup while frying mullet, catfish, and hushpuppies, and boiling crawdads, corn and potatoes. This was for a wedding reception, of all things. You people know nothing of the culture of the redneck. You have to live it.
 
hstern said:
thats awesome, how do you season them crawfissh?
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The guy in charge of the crawfish, corn and potatoes used Old Bay and something called "Slap your Momma" seasoning. He boiled the corn and potatoes in the water then put the crawdads in. Once they were done, it all wound up in a big pile on the table.

There was another table with the catfish, mullet, shrimp, fried oysters and hushpuppies on.
 
heatherrae said:
Has this guy ever said anything even remotely funny, EVER?

Plus, if I hear one more brain dead hlllbilly or hillbilly wannabe say "Get er done" I may not be responsible for my own actions by reason of insanity.

And, oh my, how can anyone live without having gas stations stocked full of "get er done" merchandise? How did we get by in life without that witty slogan emblazoned upon t-shirts, cigarette lighters, pen lights, key chains, and, yes, even panties?

Please someone shoot him, but first stand Avril Lavigne right behind him. I wouldn't want you to waste two bullets on these two piece of shit, cliche-ridden, no talent ass clowns.
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same here. i never liked the fat ass hillbilly but unfortunately there's a lot of white trash that adores him.
 
hstern said:
boy this thread got some legs, almost 20 posts about some guy nobody can stand
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I think most would agree that he should be drug out and shot.

Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy were funny for about one year in the 90's before their schtick was completely worn out. Now, they are serving up the same warmed over leftovers that expired ten years ago.

The scotch drinking guy can be pretty funny, at times, and he is their only saving grace.
 
i have a friend that runs around saying git er done all the time, id like to punch him in the balls but he is bigger and stronger than me so it is not worth it "GIT ER DONE"
 
tracemhunter said:
you guys know that he isn't really a redneck right? it's all an act.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VROn7ZvVoW8

he is almost as bad as carlos mencia.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jsq1uTLBHBc&mode=related&search=
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Really, I had no idea that he only dressed that way ALL THE TIME as an act. I saw him on some show the other night where they found him out with his mother, and he had the same stupid plaid shirt and sloppy jeans on.

Even when he isn't "Larry the Cable Guy" he still isn't funny!
 
Oh yeah, and line Carlos Mencia up behind Avril. That's 3 assclowns that need the bullet.

I saw one clip that he did that was funny. Guess why it was funny. It wasn't him delivering the punchlines. He was interviewing a room full of old people, and the old people were funny as hell.
 
heatherrae said:
Really, I had no idea that he only dressed that way ALL THE TIME as an act. I saw him on some show the other night where they found him out with his mother, and he had the same stupid plaid shirt and sloppy jeans on.

Even when he isn't "Larry the Cable Guy" he still isn't funny!
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You're just upset he rejected your advances, a woman scorned and all.
 
heatherrae said:
I think most would agree that he should be drug out and shot.

Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy were funny for about one year in the 90's before their schtick was completely worn out. Now, they are serving up the same warmed over leftovers that expired ten years ago.

The scotch drinking guy can be pretty funny, at times, and he is their only saving grace.
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Oh HR, you have to be a redneck to get his jokes. The funniest thing is that everyone has some redneck in them and usually has a family member who could be interchangeable with some of his characters.
"The scotch drinkin' guy is Ron White, from Buda, Tx down I35 a piece from me, he is really funny too, your right. His funniest joke is the one about most other states are trying to abolish capital pusishment, "Tx is puttin' in an express line!" LOL

Git'er DONE!!
 
txbondsman said:
Oh HR, you have to be a redneck to get his jokes. The funniest thing is that everyone has some redneck in them and usually has a family member who could be interchangeable with some of his characters.
"The scotch drinkin' guy is Ron White, from Buda, Tx down I35 a piece from me, he is really funny too, your right. His funniest joke is the one about most other states are trying to abolish capital pusishment, "Tx is puttin' in an express line!" LOL

Git'er DONE!!
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LOL...I grew up in the Appalachian mountains of Kentucky. There is no higher redneck population, per capita, anywhere.

He still isn't fucking funny. It's OLD.

I used to think Robin Williams was HILARIOUS when I was a kid. Now I want to punch him in the neck when he goes off on one of those manic rants that make no sense.
 
now I know EXCACLY what I'm buying JR, a "They call me Tater Salad" Ron White T-shirt and a Git'er Done bib!.... :-)
 
txbondsman said:
now I know EXCACLY what I'm buying JR, a "They call me Tater Salad" Ron White T-shirt and a Git'er Done bib!.... :-)
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The tater salad thing was FUNNY. Classic, actually.

No way would I put either of those on my baby, though. lol
 
heatherrae said:
Has this guy ever said anything even remotely funny, EVER?

Plus, if I hear one more brain dead hlllbilly or hillbilly wannabe say "Get er done" I may not be responsible for my own actions by reason of insanity.

And, oh my, how can anyone live without having gas stations stocked full of "get er done" merchandise? How did we get by in life without that witty slogan emblazoned upon t-shirts, cigarette lighters, pen lights, key chains, and, yes, even panties?

Please someone shoot him, but first stand Avril Lavigne right behind him. I wouldn't want you to waste two bullets on these two piece of shit, cliche-ridden, no talent ass clowns.
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if the bullet doesnt go through larry, and avril is still alive, can i have sex with her?
 
SublimeZM said:
if the bullet doesnt go through larry, and avril is still alive, can i have sex with her?
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Sure. fuck her to death. PLEASE.
 
heatherrae said:
I think most would agree that he should be drug out and shot.

Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy were funny for about one year in the 90's before their schtick was completely worn out. Now, they are serving up the same warmed over leftovers that expired ten years ago.

The scotch drinking guy can be pretty funny, at times, and he is their only saving grace.
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ron white, and hes fucking hilarious if youv seen him by himself
 
txbondsman said:
now I know EXCACLY what I'm buying JR, a "They call me Tater Salad" Ron White T-shirt and a Git'er Done bib!.... :-)
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so what do you want? a " they call me big, mean, loud mouth, lesbian, Rosie" t-shirt!?
 
txbondsman said:
so what do you want? a " they call me big, mean, loud mouth, lesbian, Rosie" t-shirt!?
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God NO. That chick is nuts.

I want a t-shirt for him that says "Got milk?"
 
heatherrae said:
I think most would agree that he should be drug out and shot.

Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy were funny for about one year in the 90's before their schtick was completely worn out. Now, they are serving up the same warmed over leftovers that expired ten years ago.

The scotch drinking guy can be pretty funny, at times, and he is their only saving grace.
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this might be the only time we ever agree....

ron white (the scotch guy) is actually a really smart and funny comedian. the rest of those guys are bums and anyone who really finds them funny can't have above an 85 IQ.
 
Mr. dB said:
Ooh, the sad thing is that his delivery and timing have improved markedly.
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Yep, he was even more terrible then. I've never seen anyone less funny. :worried:
 
javaguru said:
That must be a Kentucky thing....I've yet to see "get er done" wear in Toledo.
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Recently, I actually saw a Zimbabwean outside of Harare wearing a "git er done" shirt.

It's amazing that in a country where 80% of people are unemployed, where there is high political instability, and the cost of an American t-shirt costs upwards of 90% of their monthly salary, that someone would be wearing it. Of course, he probably traded it with an American for a copper bracelet. (Anyone who has ever been to Zambia or Zimbabwe knows about the copper bracelets.)

By the way, Larry was pretty funny on Leno about two weeks ago. I'm normally not a fan of him, but couldn't stop laughing while he was on the show.
 
i saw ron white perform in austin; ridiculawesome show. besides mitch hedberg, it was the only comedy show i've been to where i didn't get stressed out because i just didn't find the jokes lol-able.
 
nimbus said:
i saw ron white perform in austin; ridiculawesome show. besides mitch hedberg, it was the only comedy show i've been to where i didn't get stressed out because i just didn't find the jokes lol-able.
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I went to mitch hedburg a few months before he died, and he was so high on stage that he couldn't remember his act and the audience was prompting him on jokes that they knew of his. It was horrible to watch. i said to my date, "He'll be dead of an overdose within 6 months." Sadly, I was correct.
 
Ouch. Tell me how you really feel. :-)
Note to self. Don't be on Heather's bad side.

heatherrae said:
Has this guy ever said anything even remotely funny, EVER?

Plus, if I hear one more brain dead hlllbilly or hillbilly wannabe say "Get er done" I may not be responsible for my own actions by reason of insanity.

And, oh my, how can anyone live without having gas stations stocked full of "get er done" merchandise? How did we get by in life without that witty slogan emblazoned upon t-shirts, cigarette lighters, pen lights, key chains, and, yes, even panties?

Please someone shoot him, but first stand Avril Lavigne right behind him. I wouldn't want you to waste two bullets on these two piece of shit, cliche-ridden, no talent ass clowns.
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I really don't have a problem with Rednecks, there are a lot worst group out there IMO.
 
sfmonster said:
I really don't have a problem with Rednecks, there are a lot worst group out there IMO.
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I don't either. I just have a problem with terrible comedians.

Oh yeah, and I hate ALL magicians! God, how I hate magicians.
 
heatherrae said:
I don't either. I just have a problem with terrible comedians.

Oh yeah, and I hate ALL magicians! God, how I hate magicians.
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WTF HR! magicians? are your hormones just raging or what?
 
txbondsman said:
WTF HR! magicians? are your hormones just raging or what?
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No, I've always HATED magicians. Especially amateurs who do a hundred fucking card tricks and have you picking damn cards over and over for some lame ass trick. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
 
heatherrae said:
No, I've always HATED magicians. Especially amateurs who do a hundred fucking card tricks and have you picking damn cards over and over for some lame ass trick. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
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I thought chicks like magic tricks? I have 0 talent at anything so it is no worries to me, just good to know that magicians don't have anything on me!
 
I did the live sound for a Zach Galaifinakis show a few months ago. He was funny, and a nice guy to work with.
 
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