Just turned in an application to be a cop

[f4209211]

I have moved to this small town in the middle of fuckin no where, cause i was working for a multi national company that had an office there. But 4 weeks ago, It closed a lot of its offices and laid off quite a few people.

I was one of them. I made some friends while i have been here and one them is a Cop who said that they are seeking some new guys in the sherrif Dept. Most of the guys that worked over there are old, out of shape hillbillies, who look more like farmers than policemen.

He feels, if i have a clean record, which i do. I'm everything the department wants. Big, Strong, Tough looking and from a big city.

At first i thought no Way but now i'm like. Ok, should be fun. There's only a little more than 50,000 people living in this town and it might be fun driving around, sitting in the car, eating and drinking protien shakes and giving parking tickets. Quite surprisingly, the starting pay is pretty decent too, not to mention a lot of benefits. I just hope i catch a big truck of juice. HEHE, hey everyone. This year, THe JUICE is on me HEHE.

I went to see the sheriff today and the guys i saw there are, i have to say disgustingly out of shape. Anyway, let see how it goes. I hope there's a good gym in town. Oh by the way. The girls are awesome. Young single moms are all over the place.

 

[Spectre]

Well F4209211; don't be complacent even in a small town atmosphere, you will get hurt. Lot's of cops juice so just keep it cool. Good luck

 

[IronFist]

"young single moms are all over the place"...Yikes, lay off the cronic or the drug test is gonna get your ass rejected...

 

[T2O]

Do you think any of the police jobs would test for roids????I was thinking of flying for the fwc but I am scared to turn in my application untill I feel I am totally clean. Will they test for test???

 

[Syphonfilter]

Speaking about US police departments, most, not all, but most are not testing for roids in the preliminary phase of the application process. Once you're in the department you are subject to random drug tests and yes, they MAY include a test for roids, or if your department has probable cause or reasonable suspicion to believe you are on juice you can be tested. With a law enforcement agency price isn't an issue, tests usually run between 2 and 300 dollars, because the city budget is normally in the millions.

To the dude that started the thread since you seem to really know nothing of a Sheriff's department, let me fill you in. It ain't a city cop job, you ain't gonna be playin' in the city, you'll be in the county, more area to cover, more space between you and the next deputy (longer for your backup to arrive), and the people in the county are a little rougher than those in the city. Fifty thousand people isn't a small town, that's a medium sized city, but you'll be in the unincorporated areas (if you're even out on patrol) and if you think you're gonna sit on your butt all day, well seeing as how if this is truly a Sheriff's Department, you'll be sitting on your butt in the jail processing prisoners, after all, running a jail is a Sheriff's primary responsibility, and you'll be at the bottom on the seniority ladder.

One last thing you'd do well to remember since you seem to have your eyes on the ladies: Yes, the badge will get you pussy, but the pussy will get your badge.

 

[Hengst]

Don't be one of those hypocritical cops. If you are going into law enforcement then obey all laws including abstaining from juice. If you want to juice, then don't become a cop.

 

[Squirrel Masta]

You fucken Tratder! Jk bro good luck I know a few cool cops. Just remember to always stay grouded and dont let the power trip come over you, because thats what most cops have problems with.

 

[machaveli]

cops are control freaks - nothing personally, don't like um

 

[getbig27]

hengst---why the fuck would someone become a cop just to be like every other shmuck on the road....pul-leeeeeeeeeeease....im not saying harass people and things like that but there are alot of perks to being in law enforcement besides all the fukin money....some include showing up to clubs with a line a mile long showing the tin and walking right pass everyone.....going out to dinner u open ur wallet to pay and the fukin waiter says "ohh ur a cop" dinner is either free or half the bill, ur in a rush and u are doing 100mph on the freeway to get where u are going.....and why are u doing 100mph? because u know if a cops stops u there isnt shit he can do but say have a nice day ...bye.....or here's a good one...some guy is harassing ur hot ass wife on the road, trying to get her attention, cutting her off , telling her to pull over because he just has to have her number and all she does is write his plate down.......hmmmm mm ......this fuker gets 3 tickets in the mail for driving wreckless, changing lanes without a signal, and tailgateing ....thats about 9 points on his license....have a nice fukin life now dude as ur insurance rates sky rocket cause a cop just fucked u !!!!! those that have the power , whether its a cop or a millionaire know they have the power and those that dont should just know their place and dont piss off people out of their league. PERKS BABY....GOTTA LOVE THIS FUKIN COUTRY!!!

 

[Syphonfilter]

hengst---why the fuck would someone become a cop just to be like every other shmuck on the road....pul-leeeeeeeeeeease....im not saying harass people and things like that but there are alot of perks to being in law enforcement besides all the fukin money....some include showing up to clubs with a line a mile long showing the tin and walking right pass everyone.....going out to dinner u open ur wallet to pay and the fukin waiter says "ohh ur a cop" dinner is either free or half the bill, ur in a rush and u are doing 100mph on the freeway to get where u are going.....and why are u doing 100mph? because u know if a cops stops u there isnt shit he can do but say have a nice day ...bye.....or here's a good one...some guy is harassing ur hot ass wife on the road, trying to get her attention, cutting her off , telling her to pull over because he just has to have her number and all she does is write his plate down.......hmmmm mm ......this fuker gets 3 tickets in the mail for driving wreckless, changing lanes without a signal, and tailgateing ....thats about 9 points on his license....have a nice fukin life now dude as ur insurance rates sky rocket cause a cop just fucked u !!!!! those that have the power , whether its a cop or a millionaire know they have the power and those that dont should just know their place and dont piss off people out of their league. PERKS BABY....GOTTA LOVE THIS FUKIN COUTRY!!!

I say this with the utmost sincerity: You really have no idea what it is you're talking about.