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Just Noticed This ...

musclemom

musclemom

I Told You So ...
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I wouldn't bring this up othewise, and I'm really not criticizing, just making an observation, but the name of the board is Elite Fitness ... there's like NO weightlifting/working out smilies.

Lots of humping/screwing smilies, even a threesome smilie ... there's a smilie with jiggling boobies, smilies being killed in several interesting fashions, drinking ones, stupid ones, puking ones, but no deadlifting or benchpressing smilies, no running smilies, no smilies giving us a crab or double rear biceps :worried:

In fact, the most active ones are: :LockMe!: :elephant: :jump: :dance2:

I guess this is why smilies are generally round, huh?
 
I have seen weightlifting smilies before.....so they do exist...
 
gotmilk said:
The threesome smilie was banned to another forum.
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OMG :rolleyes:

Personally I think the B.J. smilie with the obligatory facial is far worse ... :FRlol:
 
well...it should have been a foursome smilie that exchanged partners...but people were sick of hearing about it...nevermind seeing a smilie about it.
 
jenscats5 said:
I have seen weightlifting smilies before.....so they do exist...
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I thought I had too, on other boards.

I dunno, dancing pink elephant just doesn't convey tear that sh*t up when you're talking about deadlifts, you know? :lmao:
 
MuscleMom said:
I thought I had too, on other boards.

I dunno, dancing pink elephant just doesn't convey tear that sh*t up when you're talking about deadlifts, you know? :lmao:
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:lmao:

No it doesn't, does it??
 
MuscleMom said:
I thought I had too, on other boards.

I dunno, dancing pink elephant just doesn't convey tear that sh*t up when you're talking about deadlifts, you know? :lmao:
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Iron Trybe has a few really good hardcore lifting smilies. The "POWER" smilie is probably my favorite.
 
Get the fuck off of my board. Get the fuck down off of my board. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, muscle mom, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
 
humantarget said:
i'll give you something to smile about.........
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ummmm, now don't be a tease HT, do you promise?

I sure could use a good ... smilie ... right about now ... :qt:
 
4everhung said:
Get the fuck off of my board. Get the fuck down off of my board. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, muscle mom, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
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I don't even know WHAT message is trying to be imparted much less HOW to respond to it.

Am I being motivated to go work out, seduced or threatened :worried:
 
MuscleMom said:
ummmm, now don't be a tease HT, do you promise?

I sure could use a good ... smilie ... right about now ... :qt:
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this'll do:
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KillahBee said:
yeah, how in the world can we ever be considered a real fitness/training board without deadlifting smilies?!!! nobody will ever take us serious
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I'm glad you understand the dilema here.....
 
MuscleMom said:
I don't even know WHAT message is trying to be imparted much less HOW to respond to it.

Am I being motivated to go work out, seduced or threatened :worried:
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seduced
 
humantarget said:
this'll do:
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Yeah, a smilie along those lines ;) pass on the tongue stud :worried:

My problem is that I have at least 4 more hours of work ahead of me and I'm burnt out and having one hell of a problem getting my tail in gear ...
 
RottenWillow said:
Iron Trybe has a few really good hardcore lifting smilies. The "POWER" smilie is probably my favorite.
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Hey honey, how have you been?
 
MuscleMom said:
Yeah, a smilie along those lines ;) pass on the tongue stud :worried:

My problem is that I have at least 4 more hours of work ahead of me and I'm burnt out and having one hell of a problem getting my tail in gear ...
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a hard slap on the ass usually works for most women. and a compliment about how nice your tits look in that top.
 
humantarget said:
a hard slap on the ass usually works for most women. and a compliment about how nice your tits look in that top.
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... :rolleyes: little factoid about MM: the only way I ever have cleavage is when my pecs are pumped.
 
MuscleMom said:
... :rolleyes: little factoid about MM: the only way I ever have cleavage is when my pecs are pumped.
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i guess you'll just have to get used to looking over your shoulder at me.......
 
humantarget said:
i guess you'll just have to get used to looking over your shoulder at me.......
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... naughty boy

:qt:
 
humantarget said:
that is so PG-13. i'll pm you porno dialogue....
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You would too, wouldn't you? Yes, I do believe you would.

I actually had a more interesting response, but I didn't want to get foisted off to BTS.

... and for all you know I could be some remarkably unattractive individual.
 
MuscleMom said:
You would too, wouldn't you? Yes, I do believe you would.

I actually had a more interesting response, but I didn't want to get foisted off to BTS.

... and for all you know I could be some remarkably unattractive individual.
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it's ok, most women are atleast a slight bit attractive bent over.
 
MuscleMom said:
You would too, wouldn't you? Yes, I do believe you would.

I actually had a more interesting response, but I didn't want to get foisted off to BTS.

... and for all you know I could be some remarkably unattractive individual.
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my head would have exploded
 
humantarget said:
it's ok, most women are atleast a slight bit attractive bent over.
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Darlin' that officially qualifies as a backhanded compliment ... I'm drying up over here :rolleyes:
 
LOl @ HT flirting with Musclemom in an aggressive, bend-over bitch I will handle you kind of way. So anti-Stickfigure, yet so :rainbow:

Which forum has the "I will whore for Karma smilie" . . . that's a good one.

There's a threesome smilie?? Really??

I use the :elephant: when I lose weight. I have to weigh myself this week. I will look for a lazy ass elelphant if I gained it back.
 
nycgirl said:
LOl @ HT flirting with Musclemom in an aggressive, bend-over bitch I will handle you kind of way. So anti-Stickfigure, yet so :rainbow:

Which forum has the "I will whore for Karma smilie" . . . that's a good one.

There's a threesome smilie?? Really??

I use the :elephant: when I lose weight. I have to weigh myself this week. I will look for a lazy ass elelphant if I gained it back.
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lol yourself miss NYC. that is so not flirting. it's an Alpha male thing. i walk around and mark things that i consider mine. and i am the anti-gay. when gay guys get within 10 feet of me, they become straight. but anyway, how you doin'?
 
humantarget said:
i could make you some lotion???
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Make, MAKE!!! Jeez, don't you have anything interesting in your toybox ;)

God it's nearly 7:30 ... beat me, whip me, lick me head to toe (actually a thorough tongue lashing usually does do the job ...), I've got to go back to work :bawling:

Later, Stud :bigkiss:
 
humantarget said:
lol yourself miss NYC. that is so not flirting. it's an Alpha male thing. i walk around and mark things that i consider mine. and i am the anti-gay. when gay guys get within 10 feet of me, they become straight. but anyway, how you doin'?
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Ahhh, I see.

Yes, but you have to admit . . . that would be considered flirting to an Alpha female. Unless I'm weird.

I'm doing well. Trying to find a new job, but well.
 
humantarget said:
hey! i'm pushin' 260, bro...
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You know what I am talking about then. I just laugh when I see a pic of someone and they are a bean pole and they are giving advice on AAS and it dosen't look like they lifted a weight in their life..........lmfao
 
nycgirl said:
Ahhh, I see.

Yes, but you have to admit . . . that would be considered flirting to an Alpha female. Unless I'm weird.

I'm doing well. Trying to find a new job, but well.
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or horny and interested. anyway, i thought you just started a new job recently, or have i fucked up again and revealed that i do not know how to organize my PM dialogue.....
 
MuscleMom said:
Make, MAKE!!! Jeez, don't you have anything interesting in your toybox ;)

God it's nearly 7:30 ... beat me, whip me, lick me head to toe (actually a thorough tongue lashing usually does do the job ...), I've got to go back to work :bawling:

Later, Stud :bigkiss:
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hey, no one MADE you stay...........btw, the safety word is: Bingo!
 
BOWTECH said:
You know what I am talking about then. I just laugh when I see a pic of someone and they are a bean pole and they are giving advice on AAS and it dosen't look like they lifted a weight in their life..........lmfao
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oh i hear ya. i have to shut my mouth often enough at the gym, since i used ta be a helluva lot bigger. but i hate using those terms: i used to be/when i was.......so i just offer opinions.
 
humantarget said:
or horny and interested. anyway, i thought you just started a new job recently, or have i fucked up again and revealed that i do not know how to organize my PM dialogue.....
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Nah, that wasn't me. I've been at the same place for 16 months. I'm looking for something closer to home.
 
nycgirl said:
Nah, that wasn't me. I've been at the same place for 16 months. I'm looking for something closer to home.
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oops. well, i'd wish you luck but i don't think you need any. you seem to get along just fine by being extremely stubborn & bitchy. :heart:
 
nycgirl said:
LOl @ HT flirting with Musclemom in an aggressive, bend-over bitch I will handle you kind of way. So anti-Stickfigure, yet so :rainbow:

Which forum has the "I will whore for Karma smilie" . . . that's a good one.

There's a threesome smilie?? Really??

I use the :elephant: when I lose weight. I have to weigh myself this week. I will look for a lazy ass elelphant if I gained it back.
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One quarter of the way done but this is just going VERY poorly ...

Threesome smilie: :three:

BJ smilie: :blow:

For the ladies: :licker:

Doggie smilie: :horny:

Boobies: :lil k:

Butt: :mommakin:

Sperm: :sperm:

And when you don't want to do any of the above: :finger: :doublefi:


And for our friend Tiger:

Devil Smilies: :goatslaye: :devil:

Fashion Smilie: :rainbow:
 
Musclemom, you kill me. lol

I wouldn't call that a threesome smilie. I was hoping for something a little more dirty.

Most people use smilies in this forum. AND, since we don't workout here, a deadlifting smilie would not be appropriate. lol
 
nycgirl said:
Musclemom, you kill me. lol

I wouldn't call that a threesome smilie. I was hoping for something a little more dirty.

Most people use smilies in this forum. AND, since we don't workout here, a deadlifting smilie would not be appropriate. lol
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there's a deadlifting smilie?
that's me
 
BOWTECH said:
You know what I am talking about then. I just laugh when I see a pic of someone and they are a bean pole and they are giving advice on AAS and it dosen't look like they lifted a weight in their life..........lmfao
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giggle,giggle
 
nycgirl said:
Musclemom, you kill me. lol

I wouldn't call that a threesome smilie. I was hoping for something a little more dirty.

Most people use smilies in this forum. AND, since we don't workout here, a deadlifting smilie would not be appropriate. lol
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I workout. Honest to god. Weights three times a week, cardio at least 3x a week (and my routine includes bench presses and deadlifts). I eat a clean 45 p/25 f/30 c. I wandered over here from the Female Fitness Forum. C&C, as pathetic as may sound, is my social life.

As far as I can tell, the same smilies are available where ever you are on EF ... and I swear, the name of the smilie is "three" so two girl smilies, one boy smilie, looks like a threesome to me ... I mean, let's be honest, how graphic can a smilie get, anyway? :D

I didn't get my work done, I'm burnt, burnt, burnt out. I'll have to hit it again tomorrow ... god, god, god ...
 
MuscleMom said:
I workout. Honest to god. Weights three times a week, cardio at least 3x a week (and my routine includes bench presses and deadlifts). I eat a clean 45 p/25 f/30 c. I wandered over here from the Female Fitness Forum. C&C, as pathetic as may sound, is my social life.

As far as I can tell, the same smilies are available where ever you are on EF ... and I swear, the name of the smilie is "three" so two girl smilies, one boy smilie, looks like a threesome to me ... I mean, let's be honest, how graphic can a smilie get, anyway? :D

I didn't get my work done, I'm burnt, burnt, burnt out. I'll have to hit it again tomorrow ... god, god, god ...
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put your clothes on and shake your ass home, ok?
 
MuscleMom said:
I workout. Honest to god. Weights three times a week, cardio at least 3x a week (and my routine includes bench presses and deadlifts). I eat a clean 45 p/25 f/30 c. I wandered over here from the Female Fitness Forum. C&C, as pathetic as may sound, is my social life.

As far as I can tell, the same smilies are available where ever you are on EF ... and I swear, the name of the smilie is "three" so two girl smilies, one boy smilie, looks like a threesome to me ... I mean, let's be honest, how graphic can a smilie get, anyway? :D

I didn't get my work done, I'm burnt, burnt, burnt out. I'll have to hit it again tomorrow ... god, god, god ...
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LOL, I know. That's a running joke here in C&C. I started the same way. I'm 50/20/30.

Oh, check out this site: http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/index3.html?
 
nycgirl said:
LOL, I know. That's a running joke here in C&C. I started the same way. I'm 50/20/30.

Oh, check out this site: http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/index3.html?
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I saw your picture in the stickie, at the top of the forum, I didn't think you were a sofa surfer :qt: !

Those are the cute, the $64 question is how do we get THEM here to EF ???

They have a Tampon smilie ... somebody over there has too much time on their hands ...

This one I never would have thought of:

SheepShag: http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/sheepshag.gif
 
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