Just had a vagrant steal over $400 from me.

[Sub-Zero]

I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?

lmao....

 

[biteme]

I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?

I just saw that this thread is 3 years old. Yesterday an Asian women plowed into the side of my car while I was in the store... She took off and the only witness only got the first 3 numbers from her license plate... Damn foreign drivers.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?

Insist to management that the cop gives him a severe beatdown, and tell them to keep him in holding until you get there.

 

[jnevin]

How does a fukin BUM with poopie pants out run a guy who works out?

Lactic acid and a year of not working out/ alcohol abuse.