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Just had a vagrant steal over $400 from me.

jnevin

jnevin

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I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?
 
Got strong-armed by a vagrant? Sorry to hear that. If the bum goes back there with the slip and is arrested you may get your money. But barring that I doubt it.
 
Pwned myself when I started running like Forrest Gump with his leg braces on. Self gimpage pwn. I think I should go out in public in sweat pants, rent Fried Green Tomatoes, and eat a vat of rocky road with curlers glued to my shaved head. Further pwnage to top off the day.
 
genarr3 said:
Got strong-armed by a vagrant? Sorry to hear that. If the bum goes back there with the slip and is arrested you may get your money. But barring that I doubt it.
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Not even strong-armed. I just turned around and it was like "yoink!" out of my hands and out the door. Middle of a crowded store too. It's kind of funny if I think about it, but I was getting fond of the idea of having $400 that I hadn't really counted on.
 
jnevin said:
Pwned myself when I started running like Forrest Gump with his leg braces on. Self gimpage pwn. I think I should go out in public in sweat pants, rent Fried Green Tomatoes, and eat a vat of rocky road with curlers glued to my shaved head. Further pwnage to top off the day.
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ohly shit i've never laughed so hard in my life..
 
you should have punched his stinky ass the second he touched u.

you have slow reflexes if u couldnt reach out and grab him in the time it took him to grab, turn and run
 
SublimeZM said:
you should have punched his stinky ass the second he touched u.

you have slow reflexes if u couldnt reach out and grab him in the time it took him to grab, turn and run
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That's it. No snack pack for you tomorrow young man.
 
SublimeZM said:
you should have punched his stinky ass the second he touched u.

you have slow reflexes if u couldnt reach out and grab him in the time it took him to grab, turn and run
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if i built up speed and ran by and grabbed something out of your hand as i went by you couldn't do nothing about it..
 
I was more like did that just really happen? Took a few stepps, and just thought aw fokit. No way I was catching him at that point.
 
SublimeZM said:
he was standing behind him inline...
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Listen grasshopper. If you're not paying too much attention to your surroundings and someone's poised and ready to go, they got the drop on you and a significant head start. Normally I think I would have been able to catch him. He had all his piece of shit bum gear with him. I'm just walking like I ride the short bus for the next day or two. Plus, the more I think about it the more I'd rather the cpos would handle it. Dude probably had a weapon of some sort and may have had his hand on it while he was running. I'm not getting cut for $400.
 
jnevin said:
Listen grasshopper. If you're not paying too much attention to your surroundings and someone's poised and ready to go, they got the drop on you and a significant head start. Normally I think I would have been able to catch him. He had all his piece of shit bum gear with him. I'm just walking like I ride the short bus for the next day or two. Plus, the more I think about it the more I'd rather the cpos would handle it. Dude probably had a weapon of some sort and may have had his hand on it while he was running. I'm not getting cut for $400.
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the "plus, the mor ei think about it" arguement is the only valid one.

you must know know about them sublimezm spideysense
 
I think we're all missing the point here. This means I actually need to pay for GT4 with money I hadn't considered "free money". It's an abomination.
 
bw1 said:
You should of thrown a can of beans at him
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I'm not Croccodile Dundee maing. I probably would have hit a baby on its soft spot or some shit and been lynched by the fatties on the riding carts.
 
jnevin said:
I'm not Croccodile Dundee maing. I probably would have hit a baby on its soft spot or some shit and been lynched by the fatties on the riding carts.
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you woulda made national headlines..............you could have hit the talk show circuit.
 
HumanTarget said:
you woulda made national headlines..............you could have hit the talk show circuit.
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Lol. Why the hell are they so damn fast? They're drunk all the time, eat garbage, and are constantly sick, yey they can lap Michael Johnson.
 
paybacks a bitch
 
I actually just got off the phone with the store manager and the guy tried to cash it in. The cop got him, I'm psyched. I'll buy you guys an e-beer.
 
more liked pwned by the change machine, 9 cents on the dollar is insanse, i would tell the bank im taking my business elsewhere if they pulled that shit.
 
Takes balls for a bum to think he is going to outrun a young guy. Mother with kids, old person, someone with 100 shopping bags, that's a target. A young in shape guy, and then figuring he would outrun you?

Maybe he was a sprinter in college.

I would have been thinking, "WTF just happened?" too...But I also would think that if I catch him, I have carte blanche to beat the fucking shit out of him without anyone hassling me. That alone would have got me moving.

good you are getting the funds back and the bum is going to the can.


Bluesman
 
awittyusername said:
No thanks. Use your money for something you really need...Like a rape whistle or to take a females self defence class.
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LMFAO!! I need to spread before I give you red. That was good ya foker.
 
this is a sweet thread. i remember this. do you think you could catch him if it happened again, today?
 
jnevin said:
I got it. It was like 3 years ago. I just found the thread.
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How did you get ur money back? Did they invalidate the original receipt and give you the moola?

I don't feel like reading this bullshit.
 
Dude, what kind of TTT band doesn't have their own change-counter thing? If you're a customer there, they shoulda been happy to cash it in free.

Man, I actually remember this thread, too, lol.



:cow:
 
HumanTarget said:
did you not catch him last time because you were drunker than him?
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No. Last time I was so sore I could hardly walk. I remember it felt like I had lactic acid calf implants. I just turned around and it was like, "yoink!!!" right out of my hand and out the door.

I got it back because they were looking out for the receipt. The dollar amount and the number were retrieved from the machine.
 
i couldn't even read after the first pwned post... omg... dude... aren't you like big and stuff? hahahahaha

I choked on a...... um gum... yes a piece of gum... LOL

I'm still laughing, I'll bump this in the morning so I can laugh some more.

tee hee... a homeless dude out ran you... lol... he freaking out ran you and jacked your ticket for cashing in 400.00 LOL...

hahaha
 
Frisky said:
i couldn't even read after the first pwned post... omg... dude... aren't you like big and stuff? hahahahaha

I choked on a...... um gum... yes a piece of gum... LOL

I'm still laughing, I'll bump this in the morning so I can laugh some more.

tee hee... a homeless dude out ran you... lol... he freaking out ran you and jacked your ticket for cashing in 400.00 LOL...

hahaha
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LOL. Yeah, and I'm faster than most people too. Just got caught on my heels when I was sore. LOL. Still got pwnt by a vagrant.
 
jnevin said:
LOL. Yeah, and I'm faster than most people too. Just got caught on my heels when I was sore. LOL. Still got pwnt by a vagrant.
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lol...

but really... did you get your money?

if so... seriously, i'd give that vagrant at least a 50 for effort. LOL, dude... he out ran you... and your size did not intimidate him. He deserves a 50.00

LOL

next time you work legs let me know, I'm coming visit. I'll bring the moving van :qt: :evil: :qt:

hee hee
 
Frisky said:
lol...

but really... did you get your money?

if so... seriously, i'd give that vagrant at least a 50 for effort. LOL, dude... he out ran you... and your size did not intimidate him. He deserves a 50.00

LOL

next time you work legs let me know, I'm coming visit. I'll bring the moving van :qt: :evil: :qt:

hee hee
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Yeah I got it. Just read the goddamn thread, ya lazyass. I'm not that big. I'm 5'9", 200 lbs. and reasonably lean. Average big.
 
jnevin said:
Yeah I got it. Just read the goddamn thread, ya lazyass. I'm not that big. I'm 5'9", 200 lbs. and reasonably lean. Average big.
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lol

but i'm sure he was what.. 5'6 120lbs? Hasn't eaten for a day or so and so full of vodka... LOL... he still out ran ya ass. hee hee

If I were to do such a thing, first off... it sure wouldn't be in a bank or anywhere near some camera... and I would have side kicked you twice in both shins. He got away with out even kicking you... LOL

I'm still laughing... serioulsy... I think its cute.
 
congratulations. someone's smoking $400 worth of meth on your dime.

jnevin said:
I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?
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bro. if you tell me he was white, i'm gonna lambaste you further. no way a white bum did that. no way. it was some down on his luck trackstar....
 
You should hunt your friend down and cut his cock and balls off and tuck them in his lalpel... This should send a nice message to his low live friends...Remember" do not let anyone disrepect you....
 
HumanTarget said:
bro. if you tell me he was white, i'm gonna lambaste you further. no way a white bum did that. no way. it was some down on his luck trackstar....
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No. He was the black guy in Salt Lake. The one that doesn't play for the Jazz. It's a pwnage none the less.
 
So did you ever get your $$ back?

Sorry it took so long, but I found a JS/HR sap thread from last summer and I had to stop and read all 72 pages.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
best made-up story EVA

beats even car wash stories!
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Lestat beat the hell outa 5 mexicans, that one was prtty good too...
 
It would.

And hey guys, I just hit the mirror with zit goo. Nasty, but I love it when a plan comes together.
 
LOL, he tried to steal his car when he "lost" his receipt. The one holding the hose is the one he busted in the nose I think. The rest just backed the hell up and let him leave after they saw the power in them guns....
 
Jnev,
What happen to the MF'in money! You get it back or what.....
 
How does a fukin BUM with poopie pants out run a guy who works out?
 
jnevin said:
I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?
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lmao....
 
jnevin said:
I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?
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I just saw that this thread is 3 years old. Yesterday an Asian women plowed into the side of my car while I was in the store... She took off and the only witness only got the first 3 numbers from her license plate... Damn foreign drivers.
 
jnevin said:
I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?
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Insist to management that the cop gives him a severe beatdown, and tell them to keep him in holding until you get there. :Popcorn:
 
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