Joke

[anthrax]

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."

 

[DIVISION]

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."

^^^poor attempt at humor.

You need MORE coffee, nugga.




DIV

 

[anthrax]

^^^poor attempt at humor.

You need MORE coffee, nugga.


DIV

No, only hot chicks

 

[DIVISION]

No, only hot chicks

I can hook you w/ some pale goth chicks.....

how's that, nugg?




DIV

 

[string_bean00]

Send a pale goth chick my way. I'll hit anything.

 

[DIVISION]

Send a pale goth chick my way. I'll hit anything.

How Do U Want It?

They ain't chemistry-bound......so be prepared....

You want something thick or more on the anorexic side?

Let a nugga know.



DIV

 

[string_bean00]

Something short and a little thick. Shorter than 5'4" and about 120.

 

[anthrax]

How Do U Want It?

They ain't chemistry-bound......so be prepared....

You want something thick or more on the anorexic side?

Let a nugga know.


DIV

More like "the girl next door" if you have in stock

 

[DIVISION]

Something short and a little thick. Shorter than 5'4" and about 120.

Cristina Ricci-like?

She's got a phat ass and a cute face........



DIV

 

[anthrax]

Katie Holmes

 

[string_bean00]

Cristina Ricci-like?

She's got a phat ass and a cute face........



DIV

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, dude.



Send me one with a body like hers.

 

[DIVISION]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, dude.

Send me one with a body like hers.

You got it, holmes........

Her sweet pale ass is YouRZZZZZ!

Who knew Stringy had a goth fetish?







DIV

 

[string_bean00]

I'm gonna hit it!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Katie Holmes

yeah, shes totally hot

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

5" flat and 90-100 pounds... yummm

 

[DIVISION]

I'm gonna hit it!

Irish Eyez?

They be smilin', nugga?




DIV

 

[string_bean00]

Irish Eyez?

They be smilin', nugga?




DIV

Does she do anal?