Joke

[anthrax]

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."

 

[DIVISION]

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."

^^^poor attempt at humor.

You need MORE coffee, nugga.




DIV

 

[anthrax]

^^^poor attempt at humor.

You need MORE coffee, nugga.


DIV

No, only hot chicks

 

[DIVISION]

No, only hot chicks

I can hook you w/ some pale goth chicks.....

how's that, nugg?




DIV

 

[string_bean00]

Send a pale goth chick my way. I'll hit anything.

 

[DIVISION]

Send a pale goth chick my way. I'll hit anything.

How Do U Want It?

They ain't chemistry-bound......so be prepared....

You want something thick or more on the anorexic side?

Let a nugga know.



DIV

 

[string_bean00]

Something short and a little thick. Shorter than 5'4" and about 120.

 

[anthrax]

How Do U Want It?

They ain't chemistry-bound......so be prepared....

You want something thick or more on the anorexic side?

Let a nugga know.


DIV

More like "the girl next door" if you have in stock

 

[DIVISION]

Something short and a little thick. Shorter than 5'4" and about 120.

Cristina Ricci-like?

She's got a phat ass and a cute face........



DIV

 

[anthrax]

Katie Holmes