I've discovered the trick to mantaining sanity while waiting for women

[Nathan]

If they make you wait for longer than 30 minutes, smoke a bowl or 12. You'll be nice and relaxed and non-agitated when she's ready. Plus, you'll be funnier. Granted, you won't be anywhere near as attentive but hey, you'll have that goofy charm going for you that women can't get enough of.

Just suggest getting some chocolate if things start going downhill - women and stoners alike the world-over love chocolate.

 

[StickFigure]

when my ex started consistantly making me wait in the car for 30 plus minutes because she was "just running inside for a minute...", I just started taking a nap in the car. She hated it when i took naps so as soon as she figured out what I was doing, her trips into her sisters house or the store shortened considerably!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL You guys are silly....

 

[jnevin]

lol @ the naps.

lol'er @ her getting mad when you dozed off waiting in the car for a half hour.

I just sit and crack my knuckles as I grit my teeth because we're late for our reservation and she knew when we were supposed to be there, but texted for a half hour and called 3 people and took a really long shower after taking a shower just a couple of hours before......

 

[Bikini Mod]

My mother was ALWAYS late for everything. My father used to joke that she would be late for her own funeral.

I would rather be 30 minutes early than to be 5 minutes late. Very VERY UN-Magyar of me. LOL

 

[jnevin]

I'm always on time, so it drives me nuts.

 

[Nathan]

She was an hour late yesterday - she was coming over to my place. I got bored after like half an hour so smoked a bunch of bowls. Then got hungry so walked over to the store and she THEN showed while I was out. She didn't have her phone (I figured she would and the store is like 30 feet away from my place) so she ended up driving back home to get it. She had had a bad day and I was stoned so didn't really care about the wait anymore when she showed up so we both just let it go. Yay.

 

[redsamurai]

my old roommate, who was a dude, used to take 20-30 minute showers and then spent another 20 primping himself.............gawd I wanted to slay him sometimes. So it ain't just womens..............there's plenty of guys out there that take menshealth seriously.

 

[Bikini Mod]

She was an hour late yesterday - she was coming over to my place. I got bored after like half an hour so smoked a bunch of bowls. Then got hungry so walked over to the store and she THEN showed while I was out. She didn't have her phone (I figured she would and the store is like 30 feet away from my place) so she ended up driving back home to get it. She had had a bad day and I was stoned so didn't really care about the wait anymore when she showed up so we both just let it go. Yay.

Gotta luv it when a plan comes together like that.

 

[jnevin]

With my shaved head, I'm ready in 10-15 minutes.

 

[Nathan]

Gotta luv it when a plan comes together like that.

Whatever. We had a great night.

 

[jackangel]

what did you do.

 

[KillahBee]

There is no excuse for lateness. I would never date a girl who did not have the ability to manage her time. And yes, there are some women out there who do have that emotional maturity. Few and far between, but it's nice when you find em.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Whatever. We had a great night.

Then that is all that matters.

 

[calveless wonder]

There is no excuse for lateness. I would never date a girl who did not have the ability to manage her time. And yes, there are some women out there who do have that emotional maturity. Few and far between, but it's nice when you find em.

there's alot of people who can't manage their time correctly. it's not that easy for alot of people
me included...

biggest flaw by far

 

[KillahBee]

there's alot of people who can't manage their time correctly. it's not that easy for alot of people
me included...

biggest flaw by far

I know, I see it all the time at work and in general. Dudes and chicks. I honestly just can't empathize with that and never will. It's not a disease - it's called discipline and self control. Being late to anything is a direct sign of disrespect and selfishness, IMO, and that's exactly how I take it when friends, family, colleagues, etc. are late.

Somehow it's become somewhat acceptable in society, which I will never understand.

 

[KillahBee]

What I'm tryin to say, CW, is that I hat you

 

[calveless wonder]

I know, I see it all the time at work and in general. Dudes and chicks. I honestly just can't empathize with that and never will. It's not a disease - it's called discipline and self control. Being late to anything is a direct sign of disrespect and selfishness, IMO, and that's exactly how I take it when friends, family, colleagues, etc. are late.

Somehow it's become somewhat acceptable in society, which I will never understand.

what are these things you speak of?

 

[KillahBee]

what are these things you speak of?

lol. They are like tumors basically

 

[calveless wonder]

What I'm tryin to say, CW, is that I hat you

hat is a very strong word.

shouldn't throw hats around like that, nug

 

[Bikini Mod]

I can not stand people that are consistently tardy.

Back in the day before cells and stuff if a guy was more than 15 minutes late picking me up for a date I would just leave. If my mom was home then she would come down when the dude arrived and tell him, "You were late, you didn't call so she went out with her girlfriends instead." or I would leave a note on the front door saying the same.

 

[Nathan]

what did you do.

We hung out with a buddy of mine who had just broken up with his gf earlier that day and could use to get his mind off things. We then drove to a fast food place so I could get some grub. After that, we watched some tv and went to sleep. Exciting stuff.

 

[heatherrae]

UGH. I hate the smell of pot, and I have a bionic nose for it. I can smell a whiff of it from a mile away.

If I had a date that smelled like pot, he would be getting no hugs.

 

[alien amp pharm]

my old roommate, who was a dude, used to take 20-30 minute showers and then spent another 20 primping himself.............gawd I wanted to slay him sometimes. So it ain't just womens..............there's plenty of guys out there that take menshealth seriously.

My old roommate was like that. He was the worst I ever saw when it came to arriving late.

Girls are typically horrible at being on time also.

However, my current girlfriend is usually ready before I am. She's a keeper.

 

[KillahBee]

my old roommate, who was a dude, used to take 20-30 minute showers and then spent another 20 primping himself.............gawd I wanted to slay him sometimes. So it ain't just womens..............there's plenty of guys out there that take menshealth seriously.

But was he late???? People can take 4 hours to get ready for all I care, that doesn't mean they have to be late. I take prob a little longer than most dudes to get ready, but I am still on time.

 

[Longhorn85]

With my shaved head, I'm ready in 10-15 minutes.

That can work against you too though. I like a fresh shave before going out at night and it takes twice as long for us baldies shaving the head and face.


If Mrs Longhorn is running late I turn on the TV and grab a beer

 

[Nathan]

UGH. I hate the smell of pot, and I have a bionic nose for it. I can smell a whiff of it from a mile away.

If I had a date that smelled like pot, he would be getting no hugs.

I'm confident I'd get a hug. Who says I'd smell of the stuff?

 

[jnevin]

That can work against you too though. I like a fresh shave before going out at night and it takes twice as long for us baldies shaving the head and face.


If Mrs Longhorn is running late I turn on the TV and grab a beer

I always plan for that because I can't/ won't be late.

 

[JayC9]

You'd think that any repeated process would become more efficient over time. Even animals display this trait. I don't even start until the Mrs is ready to walk out the door.