I've discovered the trick to mantaining sanity while waiting for women

[Nathan]

If they make you wait for longer than 30 minutes, smoke a bowl or 12. You'll be nice and relaxed and non-agitated when she's ready. Plus, you'll be funnier. Granted, you won't be anywhere near as attentive but hey, you'll have that goofy charm going for you that women can't get enough of.

Just suggest getting some chocolate if things start going downhill - women and stoners alike the world-over love chocolate.

 

[StickFigure]

when my ex started consistantly making me wait in the car for 30 plus minutes because she was "just running inside for a minute...", I just started taking a nap in the car. She hated it when i took naps so as soon as she figured out what I was doing, her trips into her sisters house or the store shortened considerably!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL You guys are silly....

 

[jnevin]

lol @ the naps.

lol'er @ her getting mad when you dozed off waiting in the car for a half hour.

I just sit and crack my knuckles as I grit my teeth because we're late for our reservation and she knew when we were supposed to be there, but texted for a half hour and called 3 people and took a really long shower after taking a shower just a couple of hours before......

 

[Bikini Mod]

My mother was ALWAYS late for everything. My father used to joke that she would be late for her own funeral.

I would rather be 30 minutes early than to be 5 minutes late. Very VERY UN-Magyar of me. LOL

 

[jnevin]

I'm always on time, so it drives me nuts.

 

[Nathan]

She was an hour late yesterday - she was coming over to my place. I got bored after like half an hour so smoked a bunch of bowls. Then got hungry so walked over to the store and she THEN showed while I was out. She didn't have her phone (I figured she would and the store is like 30 feet away from my place) so she ended up driving back home to get it. She had had a bad day and I was stoned so didn't really care about the wait anymore when she showed up so we both just let it go. Yay.

 

[redsamurai]

my old roommate, who was a dude, used to take 20-30 minute showers and then spent another 20 primping himself.............gawd I wanted to slay him sometimes. So it ain't just womens..............there's plenty of guys out there that take menshealth seriously.

 

[Bikini Mod]

She was an hour late yesterday - she was coming over to my place. I got bored after like half an hour so smoked a bunch of bowls. Then got hungry so walked over to the store and she THEN showed while I was out. She didn't have her phone (I figured she would and the store is like 30 feet away from my place) so she ended up driving back home to get it. She had had a bad day and I was stoned so didn't really care about the wait anymore when she showed up so we both just let it go. Yay.

Gotta luv it when a plan comes together like that.

 

[jnevin]

With my shaved head, I'm ready in 10-15 minutes.