Is My Babysitter Retarded?

[heavy_duty]

She's 15

I left $25.00 for pizza & pop

the bill was $16.52 and I think she told the driver to keep the change.

WTF? we get charged for delivery then I usually tip $2 or $3 bucks.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I Guess she is either too young to understand or she wants to bang the delivery driver.

 

[The Shadow]

lol


she stiffed the driver AND you, and spent the rest on Meth

 

[heavy_duty]

lol probably bought some ganja...fuck

 

[velvett]

lol


she stiffed the driver AND you, and spent the rest on Meth

HAHAHAHHAA































oh wait that's not supposed to be funny

 

[ksharp01]

you get charged extra for delivery and it was only 16.52......that is damn cheap if you ask me.....stop your bitching.








lol

 

[SLAYER69!]

what is pop?

 

[bw1]

lol


she stiffed the driver AND you, and spent the rest on Meth

lolololololololololo

 

[chewyxrage]

what is pop?

soda


for all you losers

 

[heavy_duty]

lol don't they say pop in the states?

soda pop

I guess yanks say soda.

 

[chewyxrage]

I'm a yank and people around the midwest say Pop

depends where your at in the states

 

[all the whey]

She's 15

I left $25.00 for pizza & pop

the bill was $16.52 and I think she told the driver to keep the change.

WTF? we get charged for delivery then I usually tip $2 or $3 bucks.

 

[SpyWizard]

yea/.... she tipped the driver.. not her habit.... sniff sniff..

 

[ksharp01]

I'm a yank and people around the midwest say Pop

depends where your at in the states

I talked about this in another thread but down here we are specific to brand....if you want a coke you ask for coke damnit.
I never heard of soda pop till I went up north.
So when you ask for soda how does the person know what brand you want?

 

[stilleto]

my 15 year old would have given the $20 and kept the $5.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I'm a yank and people around the midwest say Pop

depends where your at in the states

From Massachusetts. We say Soda or some older folks say tonic

 

[heatherrae]

lol...being that she is only 15 you should give her specific directions what to do next time.

 

[tonyroma]

i say pop.


i've never said soda

 

[digimon7068]

From Massachusetts. We say Soda or some older folks say tonic

some like gin
some like tonic
i like the captain with a half ounce of chronic

 

[blueta2]

I call my Dad Soda

 

[Stefka]

I've always said soda. I cant make myself say pop.

 

[tonyroma]

I also say Melk.

 

[Stefka]

I love how people up here say "crap." The a sound is so nasal. Kinda sounds like "crey-ap." It cracks me up every time.

 

[OfficerNate]

When you hired her, did she show up in a short bus with a drool cup around her neck with a chain? Sounds like she is a short bus window licker.

 

[all the whey]

,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Oceano]

She's 15

I left $25.00 for pizza & pop

the bill was $16.52 and I think she told the driver to keep the change.

WTF? we get charged for delivery then I usually tip $2 or $3 bucks.

I would contend that your initial assertion is accurate, that is, your babysitter is retarded.

 

[heavy_duty]

I have known the brat since she was 8 or 9.

When you hired her, did she show up in a short bus with a drool cup around her neck with a chain? Sounds like she is a short bus window licker.

 

[needtogetaas]

I get my pizza for 5 bucks

 

[chewyxrage]

I talked about this in another thread but down here we are specific to brand....if you want a coke you ask for coke damnit.
I never heard of soda pop till I went up north.
So when you ask for soda how does the person know what brand you want?

lol

nobody says "I'll have a pop"

It's just a general term, like "soft drink" What do you say when your looking for the "soft drink" isle in a grocery store or something?

"Where's the pop?"

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

She's 15

I left $25.00 for pizza & pop

the bill was $16.52 and I think she told the driver to keep the change.

WTF? we get charged for delivery then I usually tip $2 or $3 bucks.

Maybe she sucks at doing math and was too embarassed to tell the guy to keep an extra 2 or 3 bucks since she had to subtract it from the total and wasn't smart enough to?

Not sure..

 

[heavy_duty]

Yah in T.O. we call beer "brown pop"

 

[the_clockwork]

my 15 year old would have given the $20 and kept the $5.

maybe he gave her a 25 dollar bill?

 

[nimbus]

i bet she shows up with a shiny new grill next week