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[puddlemonkey]

The Asian Latina I'm currently defiling is unfortunately smart
enough to do math and wont sleep on bed sheets I've banged other
chicks in. The sheets I usually take my photos on when you e-tards
call me out on shit have been retired. Future photos will be on
puke green sheets, or as she referred to it, "sage".

Thank you.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[bigpokey]

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Don't hurt yourself Pokey

 

[puddlemonkey]

ya dont shoot yourself with your bb guns it might sting

 

[bigpokey]

ya dont shoot yourself with your bb guns it might sting

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@tinypic deleting my Colt and other Glock pics

 

[bigpokey]

glock 21 is a beast, i got the 30rd clip for my 26, looks pretty crazy real convenient if you're practice shootin too

 

[ceo]

The Asian Latina I'm currently defiling is unfortunately smart
enough to do math and wont sleep on bed sheets I've banged other
chicks in. The sheets I usually take my photos on when you e-tards
call me out on shit have been retired. Future photos will be on
puke green sheets, or as she referred to it, "sage".

Thank you.

that's the asian part bro.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'll take a quick cell pic on the new sheets... brb

 

[puddlemonkey]

too lazy to get all the guns out

 

[puddlemonkey]

that's the asian part bro.

definitely

 

[puddlemonkey]

your guns and cologne are pretty

The cologne pic is old, have about 20 more than what's shown.

I know, I'm a hoarding douchebag.




Can't show all the guns, rifles and shotguns are currently buried. Glock 21 is in the car.

 

[nimbus]

your guns and cologne are sexy

 

[bigpokey]

thats all good shit, baller collection bruh, u gonna get any more rifles? u got the pistol game sowed up

 

[puddlemonkey]

glock 21 is a beast, i got the 30rd clip for my 26, looks pretty crazy real convenient if you're practice shootin too

Only thing I don't like about the 21 is it drops the casings right on top of your head.

 

[puddlemonkey]

thats all good shit, baller collection bruh, u gonna get any more rifles? u got the pistol game sowed up

I almost bought a muzzleloader a few weeks back, kinda glad I didn't. I've got my 12g, 30-30, and the Ruger... undecided on what I need next.

 

[nimbus]

shotguns!!

 

[bigpokey]

I almost bought a muzzleloader a few weeks back, kinda glad I didn't. I've got my 12g, 30-30, and the Ruger... undecided on what I need next.

man u gotta get some assault rifles bro theres so many sick ones out now

 

[ortiz34]

Hoarders, Sunday night on EF!

Damn that's alot of guns man

 

[SpyWizard]

no spoon?? disappointing..

 

[AAP]

Your cologne collection sucks ass hombre.

But you make points up for the Glocks.

 

[Strongbow]

Your cologne collection sucks ass hombre.

But you make points up for the Glocks.

He has no Diesel cologne, he3 does sux, but I like the Armani Code, its pretty fresh.

 

[OMEGA]

U have very feminine had writing Puds

 

[billfred]

lolzzz

Post a pic of the fleshlight on those sheets and this will be Thread of the Year worthy.

 

[-SD-]

nice sig and walther rob

 

[puddlemonkey]

lolzzz

Post a pic of the fleshlight on those sheets and this will be Thread of the Year worthy.

no way, gotta be something in it for me first. I'll catch shit for years.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Your cologne collection sucks ass hombre.

But you make points up for the Glocks.

List your top 5 so I can ridicule you.

 

[puddlemonkey]

U have very feminine had writing Puds

 

[miplank]

Lol@puds making a thread about his sheets when he is really trying to tell everyone he has a new g/f

 

[calveless wonder]

asian latina?

knowing you she's probably mexican and cambodian

aka the ngrs of each respective ethnic type

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[-SD-]

asian latina?

knowing you she's probably mexican and cambodian

aka the ngrs of each respective ethnic type

i really shouldnt, but i lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

cw's comments offend me


bant?

 

[NeedToBuildMuscle.com]

damn i thought you were finally coming out of the closet and pick would get a good man to settle down with.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You're not new and you don't have a vagina so you don't get to play the offended card bwahahahaaaaa

Proper use of "you're", way to go!

 

[NeedToBuildMuscle.com]

cw's comments offend me


bant?

You're not new and you don't have a vagina so you don't get to play the offended card bwahahahaaaaa

 

[calveless wonder]

You're not new and you don't have a vagina so you don't get to play the offended card bwahahahaaaaa

1 out of 2 ain't bad

 

[NeedToBuildMuscle.com]

1 out of 2 ain't bad

if he has a vag then i have to cater to his needs here

 

[puddlemonkey]

and integrated astroglide stains

Astroglide is good shit brah!

 

[binö]

if i was this fictional girl i'd be more concerned with the sheets having shit and piss on them,
not traces of decades ago poonanny jooses

 

[-SD-]

if i was this fictional girl i'd be more concerned with the sheets having shit and piss on them,
not traces of decades ago poonanny jooses

and integrated astroglide stains

 

[jackangel]

many pics of hoarded items, yet no pics of the "asian latina" ?

fail->ure

 

[OMEGA]

You're not new and you don't have a vagina so you don't get to play the offended card bwahahahaaaaa

i loled

 

[puddlemonkey]

many pics of hoarded items, yet no pics of the "asian latina" ?

fail->ure

Jesus fuck, I've known her less than two weeks!

 

[puddlemonkey]

AND SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! kthxdie

 

[OMEGA]

Puddles ur handwriting is excellent bro !

 

[NeedToBuildMuscle.com]

if i was this fictional girl i'd be more concerned with the sheets having shit and piss on them,
not traces of decades ago poonanny jooses

You taking about a john and Rlol meet up bro?

 

[SpyWizard]

no spoon?? disappointing..

old joke...

it's only real if the image you are posting has a spoon in it to prove that it is new and was created by you..

 

[Rachel...lol]

???? you have sex?

 

[shirlene29]

fixed grips suck...also

lolololol @ the blatant "ohhhh look at me, I get laid and own guns" thread

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@the two biggest mememememememememe's talking shit

 

[Strongbow]

fixed grips suck...also

lolololol @ the blatant "ohhhh look at me, I get laid and own guns" thread

Can I have a million Karmaz? TYIA

 

[Strongbow]

no, I only have three

You will still have two.

 

[shirlene29]

no, I only have three

 

[Strongbow]

also, I checked, one of the last threads I made was aug 30th...about the military..

yeah, lotta mememe there
douche

dont spend it all in one place SB

Thanks baby, I owe you one.

 

[shirlene29]

lol@the two biggest mememememememememe's talking shit

also, I checked, one of the last threads I made was aug 30th...about the military..

yeah, lotta mememe there
douche

dont spend it all in one place SB

 

[ortiz34]

Lol@puds making a thread about his sheets when he is really trying to tell everyone he has a new g/f

A true salesman

 

[miplank]

A true salesman

he's got a lot of experience from his last job as a telemarketer.

 

[cindylou]

whats going on in here

 

[cw801]

OMG.....there are so many comments on this thread that are makin' me laugh.....too many to quote, so just know I'm highly amused by all of this!

 

[BlueBird]

whats going on in here

Puddles has lots of guns and cologne, one geetar, and dreadful taste in sheets.

 

[calveless wonder]

Puddles has lots of guns and cologne, one geetar, and dreadful taste in sheets.

you brought back the best avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that one

plz don't change it

 

[binö]

dude post pics of this spicey rice-roll, wtf the peeps are sick of the same gayass recycled gun pics.
"yea look at me i have gunsZZZ!!!"
played nig pics now!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddles has lots of guns and cologne, one geetar, and dreadful taste in sheets.

I have 6 guitars, for the record.

 

[calveless wonder]

I have 6 guitars, for the record.

razorcookies objects to your guitar hoarding

 

[BlueBird]

I have 6 guitars, for the record.

Yes, but are any of them a pancake?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yes, but are any of them a pancake?

If one were I'd only have 5

 

[puddlemonkey]

whats going on in here

 

[redshirt27se]

AND SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! kthxdie

of course she's not. I believe they are called paid companions.