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Impersonate Another EF member in this thread!

lots of good bros in here , yes everyones a good bro
I am good bro, please like me, I am here ALL day and have met people and we tell each other that we are good bros, but I just don't feel right you know inside
hold me? oh yes yor a good bro
 
nycgirl said:
Why me? I hate my life.

I'm at the gym and my gym hottie decided to dry hump me while I was doing shoulder presses. She rode me, in front of everyone, I couldn't believe it. Of course, I didn't stop her. Then she gets up and I'm sitting there with this boner. While I'm trying to think good thoughts to get it to go down, I catch the eye of this really hot 18 y.o. fitness bunny checking me out through the mirror. I could tell that she wanted to take me right there, but I'm so into my gym hottie (I really like her) so I had to resist the temptation that was building inside of me. To make it worse, on my way home from the gym, a car full of strippers pulled up along side me at a red light. They were honking the horn to get my attention and putting their oh so full breasts up against the car windows. One of them wrote her number with lipstick across her tight stomach. Of course, I wrote it down, but I'm really into this gym hottie. Should I call? If I keep it to just phone sex, then its okay. Right?
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That happens to other people too? :)
 
Very nice lady, sweet, funny, hard worker, always there...
love ya babe! :) :rose:

Check your PM box :heart:
I sent you a PM 30 seconds ago and you havent answered??

You ok girl? :confused:
Remember I am always here 4 U :heart: :heart: :qt:

I'll send you another PM in case you
didn't get the last one ok? :rose:
 
jack_schitt said:
Very nice lady, sweet, funny, hard worker, always there...
love ya babe! :) :rose:

Check your PM box :heart:
I sent you a PM 30 seconds ago and you havent answered??

You ok girl? :confused:
Remember I am always here 4 U :heart: :heart: :qt:

I'll send you another PM in case you
didn't get the last one ok? :rose:
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lol...a10j10
 
CENTURION44 said:
Im the oldest and meanest EF member I yell at everyone for voicing their opinions and I stick up for fatty turd stick all the time....
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Sweet :Chef: :tuc:
 
needtogetas said:
I didnt even read this thread but I bet I was the most impersonated person in it.
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how did you spell all those words right? sometimes i think you are a fake
 
You'll have that.

Oh wait, that's myself.

Whiskey
 
Heres a good one:

I love Being pissed and spooged on while im sleeping...I have a naked baby hangin from my teets while oprahs on and with my left hand im typing a reply on EF..all while my unemployed husband snores on the couch, his big toe sticks thru a hole in his socks and when i ask him about it he calls it Aer Cunditunin

LOL!!!!
 
CENTURION44 said:
Heres a good one:

I love Being pissed and spooged on while im sleeping...I have a naked baby hangin from my teets while oprahs on and with my left hand im typing a reply on EF..all while my unemployed husband snores on the couch, his big toe sticks thru a hole in his socks and when i ask him about it he calls it Aer Cunditunin

LOL!!!!
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oh here is a good one...grow the hell up....1st off asshat i dont watch oprah,i dont hang babies from my teeth.my fuckin hubby works so suck it fag boy!
 
just got ahold of some Goldbond and dumped it down my pants

feels like my balls just smoked a big fat halls cough drop

And ForeinGirl, you lost me when you logged onto EF
 
pintoca said:
" Yay Me, I have a
Red_bush_foliage_2.jpg
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lol

i'll take a pic of said bush later and post up :verygood:
 
Angel said:
oh here is a good one...grow the hell up....1st off asshat i dont watch oprah,i dont hang babies from my teeth.my fuckin hubby works so suck it fag boy!
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But you didn't deny loving getting the bukkake? Me likey.
 
redguru said:
But you didn't deny loving getting the bukkake? Me likey.
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nothing wrong with gettin a little freaky now and then is there?
sorry cent for ot takin a joke i am tired and i love kids
 
Angel said:
nothing wrong with gettin a little freaky now and then is there?
sorry cent for ot takin a joke i am tired and i love kids
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I wouldnt have said it if i didnt like you and your hubby...I know he works..but it was funny...I kid..I kid
 
CENTURION44 said:
I wouldnt have said it if i didnt like you and your hubby...I know he works..but it was funny...I kid..I kid
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wow i forgot who you were lmao....scary avatar threw me off
 
I am partaking in the use of a marijuana cigarette.
 
Velvett, could you please help me decorate a room with some FANTASTIC 5x5 circular windows? I'm having an issue making the most out of them.
 
a nigga be walkin down the street
when all of a sudden be blasted
by a fool wid a gun
shit my life just like that
you nigga's ain't got shit on me

DIV
 
jack_schitt said:
Tell me I didn't just read what I just read.
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You didn't read what you just read ;)
 
One time I was training with Noodle Keg Franco, and he was, as usual, doing 700lbs baby squats, I asked him, "Franco, WTF are you doing squatting those baby weights? and when did you take your last dump? last week you say? so that is 200lbbs worth of crap you are holding"

I then took him on my massive Austrian traps, him, crap-inside and baby-weight-bar-with 700lbs-baby-plates and squatted him for 500 reps.

I then flung him out of the Gym and into the nearest gas-station bathroom
 
"Seriously guys, I have never used synthol. Think what you want, but I still tag more ass than all of you combined. I mean, I was hanging out at a club in College Station last night, sporting my UnderArmor, and I picked up like three chicks. Oh, wait, I'm not going to man-whore anymore. Now I am going to get married. Oh, and I never used synthol, seriously."
 
Ok, seriously guys, can we not mention sex and chocolate because I am getting ready for a comp and have had neither of the two lately. So please, don't talk about the two best things in life. That is all I ask.

P.S. I want a crown.
 
I'll hit you once for every eight times you hit me. Unless you donate 825 points.
 
A certain member to nycgirl at least 2x week:

So, nycgirl, when was the last time you've been backdoored?

Do you like getting backdoored?

Do you use your B.O.B for any backdoor activity?

Have you ever been backdoored?

I bet you will let _________ backdoor you.

So, what do you have against backdooring?
 
nycgirl said:
A certain member to nycgirl at least 2x week:

So, nycgirl, when was the last time you've been backdoored?

Do you like getting backdoored?

Do you use your B.O.B for any backdoor activity?

Have you ever been backdoored?

I bet you will let _________ backdoor you.

So, what do you have against backdooring?
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Even I don't ask stuff like that! :verygood:
 
nycgirl said:
A certain member to nycgirl at least 2x week:

So, nycgirl, when was the last time you've been backdoored?

Do you like getting backdoored?

Do you use your B.O.B for any backdoor activity?

Have you ever been backdoored?

I bet you will let _________ backdoor you.

So, what do you have against backdooring?
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good questions!!!!!!!!!
 
hamstershaver said:
damn i want frisky
frisky is so hot
i want to fuck frisky
oh frisky your body is the best
i want to backdoor frisky
i want frisky to shine my helmet
frisky is so hot nekked
i want to put my filet mignon up friskys rump roast
i want to lick chocolate syrup off of friskys o ring
frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky
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you want some syrup with that?

....hmmmm...*scratches head*...i'm not sure who you're talking about.

:rolleyes:
 
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