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Big Rick Rock

Big Rick Rock

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Give it a shot...









-BRR
 
Everybody dies.....?
Dang......?
I like the cawk.....(multiple members)?
Eh, you'll have that..........?
:Chef: :tuc:
 
in.

i now it seams hard too geuss me but serioulsy thinkabot it
 
Just wait, in 4 years she´ll be poor and lonely in a soiled bathroom in a bad neighbourhood, with her hand down some pushers pants
 
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Hit me woman
 
The Shadow said:
I have a massive schlong
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he said Another... Not every

LOL






Oh and



LOL :verygood:
 
Lot of good bros in here.
 
I'll be back I have to go return the video tapes of my gay porn.
 
Hey sorry I missed this thread i just got done driving my SL500 into my half a million dollar garage connected to my 4million dollar house, now I am going to bang my supermodel girlfriend friend on my 800,000 dollar bed with my 15 inch cock.. cya losers later!
 
"She lied to me! she is a liar! I want some karma" -hamstershaver


"Me gusta el pene grande en mi boca y yo quiero tacobell" -Sawastea

"Mucho trabajo, poquito dinero" -SoreArms


-BRR
 
I just can't use other people for my own personal pleasure, I will not touch myself or watch porn. I'll only have 1 cup of coffee per day and maybe 2 drinks per week at happy hour. This is what I believe is best for the soul.
 
Oh I forgot to mention, I will also be posting multiple threads on every forum to document my progress, or lack thereof.
 
I want to punch kids that push me into counters when I am back in my home country. I'm so mad that I'm going to adjust my lawn sprinkler so it soaks my neighbors car! That'll teach them!
 
LA sucks, it's such a shit hole, everybody is fat and ugly, don't believe the image that the media tries to paint. I complain all day about it and post articles that agree with my feelings but I'll never leave.

I also love cock rock, hair metal bands
 
Lestat said:
I just can't use other people for my own personal pleasure, I will not touch myself or watch porn. I'll only have 1 cup of coffee per day and maybe 2 drinks per week at happy hour. This is what I believe is best for the soul. Now here go and buy my new supplement that will help you smash past the Genetic limitations that god has put on you since birth. You will be stronger and look more muscular so you can get more chicks and not have sex with them
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-BRR
 
damn i want frisky
frisky is so hot
i want to fuck frisky
oh frisky your body is the best
i want to backdoor frisky
i want frisky to shine my helmet
frisky is so hot nekked
i want to put my filet mignon up friskys rump roast
i want to lick chocolate syrup off of friskys o ring
frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky
 
hamstershaver said:
damn i want frisky
frisky is so hot
i want to fuck frisky
oh frisky your body is the best
i want to backdoor frisky
i want frisky to shine my helmet
frisky is so hot nekked
i want to put my filet mignon up friskys rump roast
i want to lick chocolate syrup off of friskys o ring
frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky frisky
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:qt:

I didn't know you cared
 
So there I was, looking as good as only I can. I must say I looked damn good. A young lady catches my eye, she and her friends have been staring at me all night. Did I mention I looked good?
Anyway, she keeps staring and I, looking good mind you, walk up to her to chat. All of a sudden some yank with an "I love Bush" button, tank top and boardin' shorts gets between us and starts in with me. Luckily for him I was now wearing my kung fu slippers. Being the extremely handsome gentleman I am, I ignore him and move on to another group of women who also have been staring at me the whole night. I did mention I look incredibly good?
Anyway, I took home the entire group of women who were staring at me instead of some dirty yank.
The next day at work who comes in? Mr. tank top, boardin' shorts yank and wants his script filled. I of course don't think this yank needs his meds so I deny him in the politest way an amazingly, good looking guy like myself can.
Did I mention how good I looked that night?
 
i was at the car wash the other day and got into a fight with all the mexicans there! i think maybe sorearms was one of them!?!
 
" Are you always wondering what Clammbuteroil is? Want to know if you drink whinny? If so, buy the new Bodybuilding Truth Book. All secrets revealed. So controversial it had to be published!"

"Rate this chick on faceparty.com for me. I think she's hot.."
 
" I hate immigrant illegal in America mine contry . We joint minuto-man to protecto el border from imigrant illegal come to my beautiful country. I hate south americans people who break their country and come to america to break my country and listen to loud music. White Powero! we shoot at border cross people together White Powero"....

>phone rings<....

>walks over and picks up<....


>talks in spanish<....

>walks back to computer<...

"I have to stop post now, my grandmother is on phone talking from Chile, she need more money, I go to Western Union."




-BRR
 
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SoKlueles said:
dang someone imitate me
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danggggggggg

hush ur mouth
 
Why me? I hate my life.

I'm at the gym and my gym hottie decided to dry hump me while I was doing shoulder presses. She rode me, in front of everyone, I couldn't believe it. Of course, I didn't stop her. Then she gets up and I'm sitting there with this boner. While I'm trying to think good thoughts to get it to go down, I catch the eye of this really hot 18 y.o. fitness bunny checking me out through the mirror. I could tell that she wanted to take me right there, but I'm so into my gym hottie (I really like her) so I had to resist the temptation that was building inside of me. To make it worse, on my way home from the gym, a car full of strippers pulled up along side me at a red light. They were honking the horn to get my attention and putting their oh so full breasts up against the car windows. One of them wrote her number with lipstick across her tight stomach. Of course, I wrote it down, but I'm really into this gym hottie. Should I call? If I keep it to just phone sex, then its okay. Right?
 
nutsnack said:
Hey sorry I missed this thread i just got done driving my SL500 into my half a million dollar garage connected to my 4million dollar house, now I am going to bang my supermodel girlfriend friend on my 800,000 dollar bed with my 15 inch cock.. cya losers later!
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hahaha lololololol

im going to the video store lolol
 
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You guys are all so sweet I love you all. Did I mention I not only love members A-Z but also members

Member x
Member x
Member x
Member x
Member x
Member x
and Member x ?

You guys are so amazing you really make me feel good. :qt:
 
CENTURION44 said:
I pretend im a female and post of naked pics of women but none of myself...the iron plumpers love me...and i make beleive that I ride motorcycles
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lmfao...


swole - chicken and rice
 
swole said:
I want to punch kids that push me into counters when I am back in my home country. I'm so mad that I'm going to adjust my lawn sprinkler so it soaks my neighbors car! That'll teach them!
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you never miss anything damn it
 
Hello Darlings!

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bors I think i shoud bump that iM NOT gay. But I think APP is.

This ass has nothin but a fuckin huge NO EXIT sign on ti so dont even try.
Why cant bros just be bros and not wory abuot shit that hapens when your drunk and lit up like a fuckin nitetime baseball game? Somtimes you just make mistackes right bros?
I stil like coke tho.

Somtimes what hapens on the road shoud stay on the street.
Hey ceebs!



Bigger than Tom Heinks! Massivegunz


RADAR
 
Dag gum I was pounding my wife doggie style while doing a freeway wheelie, and don't you just know it? My kids were in the school bus looking down at us while we're going at it. Worst part is, the syringe of t-400 that I stuck in her ass cheek fell out and popped the tire on the bus.
 
SoreArms said:
LA sucks, it's such a shit hole, everybody is fat and ugly, don't believe the image that the media tries to paint. I complain all day about it and post articles that agree with my feelings but I'll never leave.

I also love cock rock, hair metal bands
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And Howard Stern sucks!!! :)
 
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
 
Big Rick Rock said:
" I hate immigrant illegal in America mine contry . We joint minuto-man to protecto el border from imigrant illegal come to my beautiful country. I hate south americans people who break their country and come to america to break my country and listen to loud music. White Powero! we shoot at border cross people together White Powero"....

>phone rings<....

>walks over and picks up<....


>talks in spanish<....

>walks back to computer<...

"I have to stop post now, my grandmother is on phone talking from Chile, she need more money, I go to Western Union."




-BRR
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DJ UFO
 
Men are evil!!!!!They dont understand me and are freaks even when i meet them and have sex hanging from a rope on a ceiling fan....they all fall in love with me but they are freaks!!!!!! Im the only sane person alive.
My ex is a idiot and so are all men
 
She threw me on the couch and passionately kissed me. I emmediately felt my mons venus getting wet as her fingers traveled to my love canal. She slowly lifted my shirt, lifted the left side of my bra and gently bit my nipple. I had no idea lesbianism could feel this wonderful.
 
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.

Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
 
Frisky said:
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
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jersey?
 
SoreArms said:
She threw me on the couch and passionately kissed me. I emmediately felt my mons venus getting wet as her fingers traveled to my love canal. She slowly lifted my shirt, lifted the left side of my bra and gently bit my nipple. I had no idea lesbianism could feel this wonderful.
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Rotten Willow
 
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