You want a meat up and to be the man in my Drawers?![]()
Alright but I'm not wearing the cheerleader sweater this time.
You want a meat up and to be the man in my Drawers?![]()
I can assure you I'm not trolling. Every time I say "I love you" to her, it feels like the first time, and vice versa. Every time I see her, I get butterflies in my stomach. That feeling isn't going anywhere anytime soon. I've spent every waking moment that I'm not at work with her, and it feels new every day.
Alright but I'm not wearing the cheerleader sweater this time.
skinny dude, about 5'8-5'10" 175lbs, and big hair, yes?
dude...please tell me youre making this shit up...
just use the infatuation to fuck each others brains out...dont get fucking married on it
christ
Lightning just struck my cock
Stfu
I'm getting flaccid!

Lots of angry depressed people on EF. lolz
Lots of angry depressed people on EF. lolz
ya wait abour 2 weeks into your pathetic relationship you fucking pussy
Take a lot a hydros so you don't cum to quick at least
*tooTake a lot a hydros so you don't cum to quick at least
Ok DONT LAUGH. I'm new to all this but what are hydros?
Ok DONT LAUGH. I'm new to all this but what are hydros?
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
i would beat the living fuck out of you, you pork chop, sideburn hat wearing piece of shitOk, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
i would beat the living fuck out of you, you pork chop, sideburn hat wearing piece of shit
Ok DONT LAUGH. I'm new to all this but what are hydros?
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌
leaveme the fuck out of thisI will UPS next day air you a 5'1 pile of shit.
Lots of angry depressed people on EF. lolz
I will UPS next day air you a 5'1 pile of shit.
is your shipping discret?
I guarantee delivery and I have a full re-ship policy with a scanned copy of your customs letter.
Don't forget to review my product on ePileofshit
is your shipping discret?

Because if it isn't, you could always just ship the dumbest way possible and text Mitch freaking out. That's what I do.
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Western Union with alias and security question only
ups with real names, addresses and phone numbers is the only way to go.
*usps
great story
no, UPS
no, UPS
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