I'm getting married

[gatemoney]

Ok DONT LAUGH. I'm new to all this but what are hydros?

2nd mistake is not knowing what hydros are

 

[redsamurai]

Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌

Welcome to the primate enclosure friend. Now just poop in your hand and start chuckin. It's how it done here.





Remember to take to a crow hop during your windup, you'll do just fine.

 

[lartinos]

Ok, guess I asked the wrong question or just the wrong group of douche bags or wanna be's it's easy to talk shit from a computer or phone, especially when you don't know who you're talking too. Thanks for the warm welcome bunch of fags, I'd like to see any of you MO's come talk real shit to me face to face, oh but you'd have to have balls to do that... Guess we'll never know... Bunch of bitter cocksuckers! ✌

You're just some pussy that will post on here for one day and then disappear with a broken heart.

 

[nangiggles]

I will UPS next day air you a 5'1 pile of shit.

leaveme the fuck out of this

 

[-SD-]

Take the Texas out of your name so everyone here doesnt know I share the same state as your fucking ass.

 

[zwhit]

Faggot Texans

 

[blueta2]

stop buggin Liftinintexas, he's hot!

 

[blueta2]

Lots of angry depressed people on EF. lolz

Yes, true, but that's not why you're getting these answers.
I am not angry or depressed right now. I'm in a new relationship (known him a yr, seriously dating 5 months) and I am in love, but in no way would I jump into marrying the guy.
I've never jumped into anything with any guy. Mind you, my relationships never worked out cause I picked aholes, but even if I did have good men, I would just take my time.
Go slow hunny!

 

[wootoom]

great story

 

[miplank]

I will UPS next day air you a 5'1 pile of shit.

is your shipping discret?