I'm a fat piece of shit

[uamaverick]

fat people dont pace... they sit there with poor posture. Let's stop the legacy of lies bro, one step at a time.

You're right...I'm waddling over here

 

[WoodyO]

Who's got bigger titties, you or the future ex wife?

 

[UA_Iron]

roids, low carb diet, self hatred and maybe a bit of cardio?

 

[uamaverick]

Who's got bigger titties, you or the future ex wife?

future ex. Weird thing is, I still have hard muscles underneath the fat. I don't have man boobs yet. Think fat Lee Priest, but like half that fat. That's how fat I am.

 

[WoodyO]

You need to get your fat-ass on a treadmill now.

 

[uamaverick]

I'm doing cock pushups right now

 

[cindylou]

I'm sure you're fine.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'm sure you're fine.

Stop giving people false hopes

 

[uamaverick]

Small size avi version of the nigga is back...it's just not the same without those huge eyes staring into your fucking soul.

 

[UA_Iron]

bro, you're prolly still sexier than 99% of the population