I'm a fat piece of shit

[uamaverick]

Somebody gift me a week plat so I can bring back the nigga

 

[javaguru]

No we're not getting married until next spring.

Ding ding...

I bloated up when I got serious with Shelagh (My ex-wife).

 

[cindylou]

Somebody gift me a week plat so I can bring back the nigga

MAV! I was thinking about you this week. DId you get my vibes?!

 

[WoodyO]

MAV! I was thinking about you this week. DId you get my vibes?!

Were you wondering if he got all fat n' shit?

 

[uamaverick]

MAV! I was thinking about you this week. DId you get my vibes?!

I felt it burning in my loins.

 

[cindylou]

LOL

I tried to gift plat you but it wouldn't let me

lame!

 

[canadianhitman]

Summer is close...get off your fucking ass and hit the gym hard, and eat clean 6 days a week. Still enough time left to look good by late June if you get to work now.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'm goddamn pacing over here, rob.

fat people dont pace... they sit there with poor posture. Let's stop the legacy of lies bro, one step at a time.

 

[uamaverick]

LOL

I tried to gift plat you but it wouldn't let me

lame!

WTF. I think somebody gifted me like 7 years ago, maybe that's why. Gay to the max

 

[bigbassturd]

Can I dee in pea?