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Frisky

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One more freaking time, I'm seriously gonna blow!

Why do women do this to other women? I mean in a bitchy caddy way?

We have the office slut here.. (yea serious) and for the most part we've never exchanged words.. I keep my distance from all but one of the caddy bitches her. I only really get along with one of them.

So I swear she notices every damn new article of clothing I own, ever new pair of stilletos I buy.. fuck she can even tell when I apply my make up on different? WTF is with this shit?

So today im at the kitchenette making my spinach salad and her fat ass passes by and gives me the ol Up and Down look... and then cocks her head and keeps walking. Now, I am not big into office bullshit.. thats why i lock myself in my little 15x15 room and avoid all the gossip.. but I couldn't stop my self from turning right around walking up to her and asking her why the hell she looked at me like that.

I believe I caught her totally off guard, and she just didn't know what the hell to say or do... turned beat red and begain to studder.... of course she was like.. 'what, i didn't look at you'

blah blah..

If its not the office bitch throwing cock eyes around here being a total snob its the office slut eyeing everyone up and down.

fucking women I tell ya :rolleyes:
 
hamstershaver said:
now wouldnt you have to be checking her out to notice her checking you out?
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No, she passed right behind me.. and being im in one of my good moods I actually looked up to give greetings and caught her.

Believe me, If im gonna check any woman out this bitch isn't the one. :worried:
 
Erzulie said:
We have the office slut here..
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How egregious does one's behavior have to be to earn the title of "office slut" in Louisiana?

I was doing some thinking, and I realized that I have gotten laid every single time I have been to Louisiana. It's a state full of office sluts.

I love that place.

Anyway, back to my question.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
How egregious does one's behavior have to be to earn the title of "office slut" in Louisiana?

I was doing some thinking, and I realized that I have gotten laid every single time I have been to Louisiana. It's a state full of office sluts.

I love that place.

Anyway, back to my question.
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LOL

I guess the fact that she spends more time with the hands in the back office than she does up here starts it off.. We have somewhat of an office policy that we don't mess around with other employees, she seems to have a big problem with that... I can now for certain list four that she has and of the four three are married. OH and she's been here about 6 mths.

Everwhere you go you find office sluts etc, If you want to get laid bad enough you'll find someone to fuck you.
 
men like power money prestige.. and i guess women get intimidated with one anothers looks.. just the way it is..

It suks too because it makes making friends harder if your not butt ugly
 
Erzulie said:
LOL

I guess the fact that she spends more time with the hands in the back office than she does up here starts it off.. We have somewhat of an office policy that we don't mess around with other employees, she seems to have a big problem with that... I can now for certain list four that she has and of the four three are married. OH and she's been here about 6 mths.

Everwhere you go you find office sluts etc, If you want to get laid bad enough you'll find someone to fuck you.
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Don't defend the Pelican State.

You know it's got more ho's per capita than anyplace else...especially in Cajun country.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Don't defend the Pelican State.

You know it's got more ho's per capita than anyplace else...especially in Cajun country.
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Thats only when you're here matty :qt:
 
Erzulie said:
So I swear she notices every damn new article of clothing I own, ever new pair of stilletos I buy.. fuck she can even tell when I apply my make up on different? WTF is with this shit?
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I thought you were an engineer? if so, it's probably surprising to see an engineer wear stilletos to work, even more surprising that you own more than one pair.

there's also only one thing a fat chick hates more than dieting, and that's having a skinny chick hanging around making her feel fat all day.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
How egregious does one's behavior have to be to earn the title of "office slut" in Louisiana?
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...knowing the definition of "egregious" is my thought
 
Erzulie said:
Thats only when you're here matty :qt:
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I was thinking of buying a condo in Baton Rouge.

I don't think I could handle full time exposure to Cajuns anymore. It's like crack - you love it but you know it's not good for you.
 
bran987 said:
I thought you were an engineer? if so, it's probably surprising to see an engineer wear stilletos to work, even more surprising that you own more than one pair.

there's also only one thing a fat chick hates more than dieting, and that's having a skinny chick hanging around making her feel fat all day.
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I work with an engineer... I'm not one. LOL @ own more than one pair... I also own a pair of steel toe boot.. which I wear :worried: Still I am out in the field and the fact that the stupid bitch can't start her damn computer with out needing me to come help is prolly intimidating.


And yea, all of the chicks here are at least 30lbs over weight... but everytime you turn around they are shoving pizza, cookies, donuts etc down their throat and then running to my office to see If I'd like some :rolleyes: ... Um no thank you tuts, I like my figure just how it is. Have my share (like you wern't thinking that already)
 
slat1 said:
Make out with her... and post pictures!
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How about I just post her pic... I bet my dog wouldn't lick steak juice from her tongue.

:worried:
 
Erzulie said:
How about I just post her pic... I bet my dog wouldn't lick steak juice from her tongue.

:worried:
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Shit it's like that? better not post pics!!!

I know what you mean!! Bitches will be bitches.
 
Covergrl80 said:
Shit it's like that? better not post pics!!!

I know what you mean!! Bitches will be bitches.
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K maybe its not that bad.. She's not horribly ugly but the minute she starts to talk that all changes. She's a loud mouth and reminds me of 'the nanny' serioulsy.
 
gotmilk said:
this office slut thread is useless without slut pictures
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Ill bring in the cam tomorrow and make her feel all special and take a pic of her putting down her Monster Whopper with cheese ;)
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Damn this is funny. Now I see why you don't want to stay at work!!
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oh thats just the side dish huney

Like i told ya, why don't we change places for a day ;)
 
Does your butt look as good in clothes as it does in a thong?
Because then I'd have to stare if I worked with you.

Yet somehow I suspect it would be for entirely different reasons.
 
velvett said:
Does your butt look as good in clothes as it does in a thong?
Because then I'd have to stare if I worked with you.

Yet somehow I suspect it would be for entirely different reasons.
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LOL

:qt:

One day she walked straight up to me kinda bent down beside me and was trying to check out the tag on my jeans.. I was like what in the hell?

If she has a fat complex now, i sure hope we aren't around when i start dieting.. because then Ill have to pass by her desk and flash my abs and a double bi quad flex ;)
 
*MissFit* said:
men like power money prestige.. and i guess women get intimidated with one anothers looks.. just the way it is..

It suks too because it makes making friends harder if your not butt ugly
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thats why i have lots of friends:(
 
Erzulie said:
One more freaking time, I'm seriously gonna blow!

Why do women do this to other women? I mean in a bitchy caddy way?

We have the office slut here.. (yea serious) and for the most part we've never exchanged words.. I keep my distance from all but one of the caddy bitches her. I only really get along with one of them.

So I swear she notices every damn new article of clothing I own, ever new pair of stilletos I buy.. fuck she can even tell when I apply my make up on different? WTF is with this shit?

So today im at the kitchenette making my spinach salad and her fat ass passes by and gives me the ol Up and Down look... and then cocks her head and keeps walking. Now, I am not big into office bullshit.. thats why i lock myself in my little 15x15 room and avoid all the gossip.. but I couldn't stop my self from turning right around walking up to her and asking her why the hell she looked at me like that.

I believe I caught her totally off guard, and she just didn't know what the hell to say or do... turned beat red and begain to studder.... of course she was like.. 'what, i didn't look at you'

blah blah..

If its not the office bitch throwing cock eyes around here being a total snob its the office slut eyeing everyone up and down.

fucking women I tell ya :rolleyes:
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please tell me its a joke that u have 20000 posts and u have been here a month?
 
Boardin087 said:
please tell me its a joke that u have 20000 posts and u have been here a month?
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Biggest post whore here!! :chomp:

Join Date: 03-Dec-2005
PostsTotal Posts: 20,296 (624.63 posts per day)
 
Boardin087 said:
please tell me its a joke that u have 20000 posts and u have been here a month?
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:lmao:

at you esp not even knowing who i am :evil:
 
Erzulie said:
Do men do this to other men?
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we had this one fucker at the first job i did for this company who would just stare at everyone,and when you would ask him what,he would be like... oh nothing and keep staring.

one day i got right in his face in teh hotel lobby and told him if he kept eyeballing me i am going to skullfuck him .

to show how fucked up buddy is,he goes to me," im not scared of you,im scared of what you will do to my family"

lol i never spoke to this guy before,it was fucked
 
I *WISH* I could wear my stilettos to work. Fucking whole upper management is under 5'7". Its hard to look up to people when you look down on them.


Would it freak her out completely if you were nice to her? (Like totally ignore her obvious bitch attitude and to the point where everyone else is looking at her like WTF crawled up her ass & died?)
 
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Should have bought a hat, Ray. Should have
bought a hat."
 
I don't like people looking at me period. Unless it's a girl that wants to fuck me or a man staring in admiration. Otherwise, get your fucking eyes off of me. I don't like wondering what you're thinking.
 
Erzulie said:
One more freaking time, I'm seriously gonna blow!

Why do women do this to other women? I mean in a bitchy caddy way?

We have the office slut here.. (yea serious) and for the most part we've never exchanged words.. I keep my distance from all but one of the caddy bitches her. I only really get along with one of them.

So I swear she notices every damn new article of clothing I own, ever new pair of stilletos I buy.. fuck she can even tell when I apply my make up on different? WTF is with this shit?

So today im at the kitchenette making my spinach salad and her fat ass passes by and gives me the ol Up and Down look... and then cocks her head and keeps walking. Now, I am not big into office bullshit.. thats why i lock myself in my little 15x15 room and avoid all the gossip.. but I couldn't stop my self from turning right around walking up to her and asking her why the hell she looked at me like that.

I believe I caught her totally off guard, and she just didn't know what the hell to say or do... turned beat red and begain to studder.... of course she was like.. 'what, i didn't look at you'

blah blah..

If its not the office bitch throwing cock eyes around here being a total snob its the office slut eyeing everyone up and down.

fucking women I tell ya :rolleyes:
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are you the office crybaby?
 
SublimeZM said:
are you the office crybaby?
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lmao

far from it.. i sit my ass down and do my work, dont' even associate with the damn cacklers. Like fucking hens i tell you.. blah blah this blah blah that.. irritated the shit out of me.

You fucking don't even get me do you?
 
Erzulie said:
lmao

far from it.. i sit my ass down and do my work, dont' even associate with the damn cacklers. Like fucking hens i tell you.. blah blah this blah blah that.. irritated the shit out of me.

You fucking don't even get me do you?
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i was kidding, im sorry if i upset you...

please dont cry :(
 
*MissFit* said:
It suks too because it makes making friends harder if your not butt ugly
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That's funny. I just care if the dude keeps a fridge full of beer for when I go over to goof off.

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
I saw kick her in the jimmy. She's probably a hermaphrodite and is checking you out.

Whiskey
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that gave me the willy's


She's worse than any attention whore on here. Yesteday she had a new hire in her office and he was filling out paperwork. Doesn't know the man from adams and she's telling him dirty jokes and showing him dirty emails. The other lady that shares the office with her got up walked out and came sit in my office until she was done.
 
Erzulie said:
that gave me the willy's


She's worse than any attention whore on here. Yesteday she had a new hire in her office and he was filling out paperwork. Doesn't know the man from adams and she's telling him dirty jokes and showing him dirty emails. The other lady that shares the office with her got up walked out and came sit in my office until she was done.
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Five bucks says that she tags him in about a month.

Ten bucks says that she tags you in about six months. Desperation hits us in different ways.
 
ZKaudio said:
office drama is a surefire way to never get a promotion lol.
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I'm surprised she's still here. LOL
 
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