If you check me up and down

[theoak01]

Do men do this to other men?

we had this one fucker at the first job i did for this company who would just stare at everyone,and when you would ask him what,he would be like... oh nothing and keep staring.

one day i got right in his face in teh hotel lobby and told him if he kept eyeballing me i am going to skullfuck him .

to show how fucked up buddy is,he goes to me," im not scared of you,im scared of what you will do to my family"

lol i never spoke to this guy before,it was fucked

 

[BOWTECH]

Look at your physique....It's called jealously plain and simple. It's eating her up inside

 

[Sassy69]

I *WISH* I could wear my stilettos to work. Fucking whole upper management is under 5'7". Its hard to look up to people when you look down on them.


Would it freak her out completely if you were nice to her? (Like totally ignore her obvious bitch attitude and to the point where everyone else is looking at her like WTF crawled up her ass & died?)

 

[HiDnGoD]

at you esp not even knowing who i am

I know you.
Not the way I'd like though.
You'd prolly kill me, but what a way to go.

 

[Spartacus]

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Should have bought a hat, Ray. Should have
bought a hat."

 

[scout69]

Fuck the Fat whore

 

[Frisky]

Fuck the Fat whore

blech..

every other damn redneck hand is fucking her.. OH hell NO!

 

[biteme]

I don't like people looking at me period. Unless it's a girl that wants to fuck me or a man staring in admiration. Otherwise, get your fucking eyes off of me. I don't like wondering what you're thinking.

 

[Sub-Zero]

One more freaking time, I'm seriously gonna blow!

Why do women do this to other women? I mean in a bitchy caddy way?

We have the office slut here.. (yea serious) and for the most part we've never exchanged words.. I keep my distance from all but one of the caddy bitches her. I only really get along with one of them.

So I swear she notices every damn new article of clothing I own, ever new pair of stilletos I buy.. fuck she can even tell when I apply my make up on different? WTF is with this shit?

So today im at the kitchenette making my spinach salad and her fat ass passes by and gives me the ol Up and Down look... and then cocks her head and keeps walking. Now, I am not big into office bullshit.. thats why i lock myself in my little 15x15 room and avoid all the gossip.. but I couldn't stop my self from turning right around walking up to her and asking her why the hell she looked at me like that.

I believe I caught her totally off guard, and she just didn't know what the hell to say or do... turned beat red and begain to studder.... of course she was like.. 'what, i didn't look at you'

blah blah..

If its not the office bitch throwing cock eyes around here being a total snob its the office slut eyeing everyone up and down.

fucking women I tell ya

are you the office crybaby?

 

[Frisky]

are you the office crybaby?

lmao

far from it.. i sit my ass down and do my work, dont' even associate with the damn cacklers. Like fucking hens i tell you.. blah blah this blah blah that.. irritated the shit out of me.

You fucking don't even get me do you?