If someone walked up to you in the gym and asked if you were using roids...

[used2juice]

I'd kick em in the nuts while I scream "that's my purse, I don't know you!"


They may question what you're on after that, but I guarantee you "steroids" isn't gonna be one of the drugs they think of.

 

[buckjoey]

I bought a lifetime supply of cybergenics back in the day!

 

[Destroyer1986*]

I'd never admit it, especially not at my gym. Its full of teenagers anyway so most of them think im on anyway, regardless of what I say they will still think im on something.

 

[phatrr]

"No sir.

Thanks for noticing that I'm hitting my goals. It all started pulling together for me when I raised my protein intake. I'm eating 3 dozen raw eggs, 1lb of red meat, and 10lb of chicken breasts - per day, every day."

Then I'd grab an ass cheek, wince, and say "Goddamn, smell that...nothing like a protein fart. Wanna work in with me?"

 

[1500]

damn...then i would .....ummm...out of nowwhere bust you upside the head with a 45lbs plate...and continue to lift.

lol, thats fuckin hilarious

 

[boxerjake]

If they can yell loud enough to overcome my MP-3 i'd probably just smile and flip em the bird ...............

My time in the gym is " my time " .. it's not a social event so chances of someone interupting me are slim to none .

 

[hrpiii]

I'm like others that would say "...no, but thanks for the compliment, as I've been working out for X,XXX years and have been making great gains. It's easy, everybody can do it they if they try".

I try to stay quite and to myself when I workout, not one to draw attention to myself.

..then out of nowhere ...hit them with a 45 lb plate. ..loved that response, sounds like the test is really kicked in... j/k

 

[genetic freak]

"No sir"

Friend of mind said yes and he had all the kids in the gym trying to get him to tell them his source. Constant annoyance.

 

[BIGnR$CH]

A big smile as I squeeze out at the top of a concentration curl usually works for me!!!

 

[BIG SMT]

"No sir.

Thanks for noticing that I'm hitting my goals. It all started pulling together for me when I raised my protein intake. I'm eating 3 dozen raw eggs, 1lb of red meat, and 10lb of chicken breasts - per day, every day."

Then I'd grab an ass cheek, wince, and say "Goddamn, smell that...nothing like a protein fart. Wanna work in with me?"

OMG LMFAO!! That is fabulous. I'm going to use that one sometime.

Over the years I have varied with the "latest greatest" supplements.

1. I have doubled up on my Creatine....evolved to Doubled up on Celltech
2. I have been using this new Pro Complex 55 protein, or NitroTech, LOL.
3. I'm stacking ZMA, Tribulis, and The Beast spray
4. Sh!tloads of NO2 and Hot Rox

Then "if" they ask what I eat (they don't usually ask, because its all about the supplements, not your diet ), I tell them I eat like crazy!
Monster burgers and pizza. And I must alway have my daily Quart container of Peter Pan Peanut Butter and a gallon of Whole milk.