If someone walked up to you in the gym and asked if you were using roids...

[superqt4u2nv]

I would do what I always do at the gym prented I can't here them cause my music is to loud. LOL

 

[markshark]

id take it as pure sarcasm.

 

[Iron man]

Just say BOWFLEX!

 

[BigCracker]

I think people who don't think steroids are wrong deny using them because alot of us live in the US where there is a witchhunt going on right now. you never know who is an undercover, or who's daddy is a cop or who's husband is a cop or who is a "civic minded citizen" who is going to dial 911 the second you turn around because they saw some tv show were a steroid user flipped out and they are scared of you now.....in my opinion, a big part of staying free here in the "land of the free" is knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

So true. But sometimes guys are so big that if you have to ask, you're obviously a moron in the 1st place. I mean, how clueless is anyone that asks Ronnie C if he takes AS? That's like asking "does the bear shit in the woods?"

But I still wear a shirt to the gym now and then that says on the back:

"Don't Ask Me If I Take Steroids And I Won't Tell You That You Look Like Shit"


Which I will admit draws a few jokes/comments from gym guys I know on a personal basis, but it's rare that anyone will ask me if I use AS while wearing that shirt in the gym. One night I wore it out to the bars quite a few yrs ago, and that was a completely different story. I had drunken fools asking me if I use AS all night just to see what I'd say. My reply was short and sweet- "you look like shit!!" I was with 4-5 guys that were all 6 ft-6ft 5in and 245-320 lbs, so that's likely the only reason I didn't get into a fight that night.

My favorite thing to do is go up to a few guys in the gym I know are taking AS and say "Excuse me gentlemen, but I'm going to need you to move to the other side of the gym. This side is designated for natural training only" I get quite a few laughs this way-especially when it's coming from one of the biggest juicers in the gym. Whoever said meatheads have no sense of humor??

 

[MTS]

"No im not on 'Roids' But thanks for asking"

 

[Beachboy6294]

I would look at the moron and ask him the following:

Being that i dont know you and you seem to be comftorable with asking me such a personal question..let me ask you this..are you gay? if not, then does your wife love it in the ass? Hey aren't you on meagans law website...if you can answer the following..then it will be my pleasure to answer yours...until then...WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

I fucking totally agree with your statement!!! I didn't vote on the poll because I was looking for more of an answer like this!

 

[Beachboy6294]

I wear a shirt that says "Organon Athletic Dept" on it to the gym. If anyone asks me I say yes, I use them all the time and I work as a steroid cycle consultant.

I have a shirt that I bought at a Worlds Gym that says " Juice It Does The Body Good" and I get a few looks and remarks from it!

 

[live4pumps]

If you really dont want someone to think you are on AS and start spreading the word around the gym that they think you are, its probably best not to tell them to "STFU" or come off defensive like that about it. Thats pretty much admitting it in a way. The best way IMO is to say something like:

"No, that stuff can mess you up" or
"Nope, I eat right and train hard, but thanks for the compliment" or
"No. I would hope I would be bigger than this if i was using juice" or
"Nah, but i do feel stronger lately, must be cuz i started creatine again."
"No way. I just have a good pump going, i got some NO2" or
"No, but thanks...I really think its got alot to do with genetics"

If you are confronted by family and you cant convince them that you have been training harder and eating better, or that you have a new supplement, maybe blame your 15 lbs of lean mass gained in 8 weeks on prohormones....still not really acceptable to some people, but still nothing close to the bad image people have of real hormones. Bottom line always deny it, and make it beleivable, unless its to a good friend who is also obviously using.

 

[BigCracker]

The real funny part is when people think roids are certain death but using stuff like Tribulus, Andro, Creatine, is totally 100% safe even if there's never been any long term studies on their use and our health. People think if it's legal, it's ok, so it's gotta be safe. Yeah right, tobacco and alcohol are legal and so is eating shit foods like McDonald's French Fries as a dietary staple. People die from these things every damn day-and as tax payers we often pick up the tab for their health care. But hey it's legal, so it's OK. It drives me crazy that some people let the government dictate the methods that they're allowed to commit slow-suicide, yet if you use roids you're some deviant idiot that lacks any amount of self respect? What people often fail to realize is that the more lean tissue mass one acquires, the higher resistance they have to infection and disease. Ex. a small amount of strychnine(rat poison) will kill a 10 oz rat, but the same amount probably won't kill a 200+ lb human being(just make them a little sick). Another example is HIV patients. They are prescribed roids, gh, and workout programs to increase their lean tissue mass and fight infection.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

The real funny part is when people think roids are certain death but using stuff like Tribulus, Andro, Creatine, is totally 100% safe even if there's never been any long term studies on their use and our health. People think if it's legal, it's ok, so it's gotta be safe. Yeah right, tobacco and alcohol are legal and so is eating shit foods like McDonald's French Fries as a dietary staple. People die from these things every damn day-and as tax payers we often pick up the tab for their health care. But hey it's legal, so it's OK. It drives me crazy that some people let the government dictate the methods that they're allowed to commit slow-suicide, yet if you use roids you're some deviant idiot that lacks any amount of self respect? What people often fail to realize is that the more lean tissue mass one acquires, the higher resistance they have to infection and disease. Ex. a small amount of strychnine(rat poison) will kill a 10 oz rat, but the same amount probably won't kill a 200+ lb human being(just make them a little sick). Another example is HIV patients. They are prescribed roids, gh, and workout programs to increase their lean tissue mass and fight infection.

Excellent post; I believe the general public are a bunch of uninformed idiots(by their own design in some ways) that will not analyze what they put into their own bodies.

If someone came up to me and asked that I'd say "nope, must be that new circuit routine I'm doing and all the veggies I've been eating along with that new NO stuff!"

No is the truth... but not sure how much longer that will be true.