I wish I were dead!

[hondacbrfi]

this is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read...is that sad? My boss walked by while I was laughing and I felt the nod that assured me I will be fired soon. Laughing is against the law here and I am pretty sure in the rest of New Jersey.

 

[Ffactor]

Your boys dont swim or do you not produce enough boys? If they don't swim you're fucked. If its just a volume problem then there are remedies.

Also I made a playdoo poop today. I was pooping and saw the end in the bowl and it was still coming out. Made me think of a playdoo machine.

Don't really knowm about the swimming part, took one of those home fertility tests and it showed the concentration was less average. What should I take? Have you ever sculpted something with your poop, like a flower vase or a bowl to give to your significant orher on a special day? If so, was it smelly and does air freshener work?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

This thread took a strong turn for the suck when FFactor showed up.

Totally should start a new thread about his nads and leave this thread to discuss the abuse of a corpse.

 

[WODIN]

You should get a test done at a clinic. That way you get a true reading and tons of free porn to view while your rubbing one or two out.

 

[Bullit]

As for me and my death, I'm gonna stick to my guns. And it goes a little something like this......

I want to be cremated right.....but just for about 5 minutes. Then pull me out to where some of my skin is melted, i am very charred, and overall incredibly fucked up looking. Then, I would like to be propped up in a glass tomb, perhaps with my arms outstretched in a grasping motion. Next, we will have strobe lights, fog machines, and many speakers playing Innagaddadavida through all hours of the day. Finally, to complete the mood, there will be a few rottweilers with rabies tied to posts in front of the tomb. The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cant believe this didnt get any props.



Oh and Ffucktor really sucks.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

lol, I'm glad you quoted slickdadds post, otherwise I would have never seen it. funny shit.

slickdadd rules more than... stuff that rules.

 

[Ffactor]

Does anybody else want to use Bulitt's mouth as a toilet bowl?

 

[the nature boy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cant believe this didnt get any props.

lol, I'm glad you quoted slickdadds post, otherwise I would have never seen it. funny shit.

 

[Ffactor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cant believe this didnt get any props.



Oh and Ffucktor really sucks.

I can't believe this post did not get adequate props!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

adequate props