I went to the nude beach today

[frorider6]

it was packed for it being Feb. For those of you who have never been to one, somethings I have noticed on the beaches I have frequented (Fla, Mexico, Bahamas)

About 90% of the men - straight and gay - are uncut.

About 90% of the women have a shaved bush.

100% of the girls that shave their bush have hairy underarms. (why is this?)

The straight men on the beach who are bald are nearly always the ones who have enough hair sticking out of their ass to braid.

No one EVER seems to apply suntan lotion or sunblock.

These statistics only apply to those people that attend nude beaches. So, maybe on uncircumcised men tend to visit nude beaches. Only women who shave their bushes visit nude beaches. etc.

But I have no idea why a woman would shave her front lawn but not under the eaves troughs.

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: I went to the nude beach today

These statistics only apply to those people that attend nude beaches. So, maybe on uncircumcised men tend to visit nude beaches. Only women who shave their bushes visit nude beaches. etc.

But I have no idea why a woman would shave her front lawn but not under the eaves troughs.

That's what I meant. Those figures just represented what I have seen on nude beaches.

Did you get my PM?


Ok, on a side note. Since this fiasco about Triple Threat spilled out, I have gong back to IsoPure Zero Carb. I have been taking three shakes a day (150 gms) with my chicken breast and fish.

Anyway, I went to the nude beach because I was down in Hollywood and worked out at the Muscle Pit - the open air gym. So I drive by and decide that since I am already sweaty to stop and swim some for my cardio workout. I swim and get out of the ocean, and since I do not have my water bottle with me, I go to the concession stand and they are sold out. Well I buy a Sprite and drink it in two gulps and immediately, the veins start to boil up to the top my skin. I have not had a sugar soda in so long, plus eliminating the Triple Threat from my diet, I was in a low carb mode sans the sugar. It looked almost magical.

 

[frorider6]

After my triple threat is gone, I'll be going to a pure protein drink. I can't afford that many cards while trying to cut up.

 

[AAP]

After my triple threat is gone, I'll be going to a pure protein drink. I can't afford that many cards while trying to cut up.

I have already went back to a low carb. It has made a big difference in just two weeks.

 

[frorider6]

I still don't understand shaving the bush and not the underarms.

 

[AAP]

I still don't understand shaving the bush and not the underarms.

Me either.

 

[Lord_Suston]

I just got nausceus (sp)by reading this post, I think I'll research the beaches I go to from now on.....

 

[bunnymt]

Nothing wrong at all with nude beaches. Nudity is something that should not be ashamed of, well except in cases where things are not shaved properly and there is too much of this or too little of that.

 

[KAYNE]

I know... but we didn't have a good time. First of all, everyone wanted to stare at his pecker just because he's a midget. I mean, hello people, would I be with him if his monkey was midgetsized like the rest of him??? Please.

Not only that, but everyone kept looking at his 3rd leg... like he's some sort of freak just because he has a slight defect. Little do they know what a treat that third leg can be in the bedroom.

Now stop talking about my private life on these boards!!!
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LMFAO!!! THAT WAS GOOD.


KAYNE