I saw the saddest thing at the gym today...

[Riker29]

LOL - glad i missed him at my SD gym.

Although there was some dude at World Gym the other night with BO so bad that the dumbells were melting.

 

[Shrebly]

I think I know what a guido is possibly........

Ok, I have lived in the midwest most of my life...not a whole lot of italians or whatever. Anyways....are guidos like....poor italians? LIke they adorn themselves in alotta fake gold and try to pimp out their geo metros? Is that a guido?????????? Cmon someone help cuz ive never been to New York.

Generally they fdrive beat up cadillacs, have the gold horn on a chain, often say "fagedabouit", date chicks named Marie, Gina, Marie or any female name that ends in a vowel. The live off of White Castle burgers and shower once a week. Taking pride in their extensive collection of designer running suits that went out of style when Clnton came into office.

Can be spotted from a distance by a large red construction truck, often carrying sacs of concrete mix and 2 x 4's. Some dabble in personal finance or pizza shops.

Beware of the unibrow Guido's. This is a genetic trait only cured by hot wax treatments or constant plucking by a female freind.

 

[Garza]

Haha. Yeah I think I know what a guido is. I'll have to visit New York sometime to see it. What about New Jersey? What do they have in New Jersey? I heard all they have are just assholes.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Ryan

I too have lived in NY and GA, and I prefer the rednecks.

Rednecks will drink a beer with you. And they don't have the urge to prove to everyone how cool they are. They just don;t give a fuck.

 

[Kryp2o]

thats right I don't give a fuck. I dont feel the need to impress people. I cant get the hot chick no big deal, I'll go and have sex with my sisters or a farm animal.

Yes the Captian is speaking from experience.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"armpits that look like they have Buckwheat in a headlock"

Fellas, if you are gonna wear a tank top, you gotta trim the pit hair. It is not "gay" to do so... it is frickin common courtesy.

 

[GLP]

You have just described one of my good friends to a t. I have been friends with him since 4th grade so I over look it or just tease the fuck out of him,Check this out he got the Jhon deer emblem tatooed on his shoulder. Guess who was at the tatoo place telling him it was a good idea?

 

[Shrebly]

You have just described one of my good friends to a t. I have been friends with him since 4th grade so I over look it or just tease the fuck out of him,Check this out he got the Jhon deer emblem tatooed on his shoulder. Guess who was at the tatoo place telling him it was a good idea?

Please, tell me you are kidding about the tattoo. Please. That is a visual I will have a hard time shaking off. See if you can post a pic of it - that should have a thread of it's own!

 

[WODIN]

That is just wrong GLP.. LOL!!!

 

[Shrebly]

You've obviously never been to a Bally's in NYC.

No, but we made the mistake of going to a guy in Chelsea - I think it was the Chelsea Street Gym or Chelsea Gym. Why they checked out my man they told me in no uncertain terms "This is an 'all male' facility"