I saw the saddest thing at the gym today...

[Shrebly]

In the middle of my workout - with my walkman on 10 - I heard and annoying and obnoxious sound coming from the free weight area. I am completely non-social in the gym so I tend to ignore every - even if they are talking to me.

So after about five minutes I have to see what is going on. Oh god, it was worse than anything I could possibly imagine. Here was this guy - mid twenties, dressing [and I shit you not] Wrngler jeans, cowboy boots, a wife beater [ribbed tank top] and yes - a red bandana hanging out of his back pocket. mental image should resemble the construction worker from The Village aPeople minus the facial hair, 20 years and 20 pounds lighter

When I removed my headphones I was met with a sound that can only be described as a cat being given an acid enema. He was in his own little red neck, monster truck, 'I'd rather push a Ford than own a Chevy', front tooth missin', possuum cookin', son of a taxidermist world.

I didn't have the heart to intrude into his little world and break up the karoke concert - so I threw a towel at him and told him "Shut the fuck up and next time wear some fucking deodorant when you come to the gym".

Do all gyms have these or do you all banish them to San Diego?

 

[GinNJuice]

Do all gyms have these or do you all banish them to San Diego?

Yeah, we kicked him out of texas and sent him to Calli..... better you than me

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You have a good handle on your actions.

You probably would have liked to bludgeon him to death with a plate to the skull, but you handled this differently. Maybe tomorrow you can redeem yourself.

 

[RyanH]

The fact is that there are many in-bred rednecks, with no culture nor brain..........They are everywhere....I've traveled alot and they exist everywhere.....even in New York, there are Guido's----the equivalent of a New York redneck...

 

[Shrebly]

The fact is that there are many in-bred rednecks, with no culture nor brain..........They are everywhere....I've traveled alot and they exist everywhere.....even in New York, there are Guido's----the equivalent of a New York redneck...

The difference between the Guido's and rednecks is this - Guidos have gold chains that resemble a Run DMC starter kit, armpits that look like they have Buckwheat in a headlock and insist that the stink coming from their antipasta ass is "100% Italian Love Gas"

In the immortal words of Geroge Carlin...

"Shut it down Bruno, you smell like an anchovies cunt"

 

[RyanH]

The difference between the Guido's and rednecks is this - Guidos have gold chains that resemble a Run DMC starter kit, armpits that look like they have Buckwheat in a headlock and insist that the stink coming from their antipasta ass is "100% Italian Love Gas"

In the immortal words of Geroge Carlin...

"Shut it down Bruno, you smell like an anchovies cunt"

LOL. . I've always found guidos more tolerable (I lived in NYC for a while for school). One day the cable guy came to my apartment in the Village----he was a total guido, couldn't even understand what the fuck he was saying. But, he was somehow cooler than some of the rednecks that exist here in Georgia. When you throw the rebel flag into the mix, it gets even scarier....

Guidos also don't make trailer parks their homes........

 

[RyanH]

Hell I guess you might call this thread: GUIDO VS. THE REDNECK!!!!

 

[The Varnsen]

Shrbly shrebly... Did you really say that?

 

[Garza]

I think I know what a guido is possibly........

Ok, I have lived in the midwest most of my life...not a whole lot of italians or whatever. Anyways....are guidos like....poor italians? LIke they adorn themselves in alotta fake gold and try to pimp out their geo metros? Is that a guido?????????? Cmon someone help cuz ive never been to New York.

 

[Garza]

Shrebly come to Highlands County, Florida. We have tons of these dumbasses. Most of the cowboys are Mexicans so thats cool but we have alot of inbred rednecks. It would take me a great amount of efort to be as stupid as some of these people. At the place I work, alot of them come in with no shirts on and no shoes. I don't get it. They are not sexy! Put a fucking shirt on! There are about two guys that come in regularly and I kid you not, both are about 110 pounds at the most. They are nothing but deadbeats but I guess they do not know any better. They have to have an intellegence level way below that of most. These guys are perfectly happy with paying 30 dollars a week on cigarettes, 20 on beer, and working for 5 dollars an hour. I just don't get it.