I might be hired as a nude model

[gorillahung]

It's at an art museum for a figure drawing class. The only problem is that I seem to perpetually have a "scared turtle" even if it's warm. I wonder if Viagra might make it hang loose, LOL.

 

[dutchman063]

stare at the hottest chick in class to keep a semi goin

 

[SpyWizard]

turtle funny..

an erection would be more embarrassing.. are you using a fake name?? just an idea..

 

[gorillahung]

stare at the hottest chick in class to keep a semi goin

The difficult part is to keep from getting fully erect. That would be embarrassing. I just want it to hang loose and relaxed. Alcohol seems to cause my entire package to loosen up. I don't think I can drink alcohol and be able to hold poses for 15 minutes at a time.

 

[chris302001]

did u tell them you're uncircumsized? That might be a deal breaker, and it would be a lot less awkward to just tell them now.

 

[nangiggles]

if your hung like a gorilla dont sweat it

 

[gorillahung]

turtle funny..

an erection would be more embarrassing.. are you using a fake name?? just an idea..

Nah, I'll use my real name. It's not like I'm doing porn. It's art being done at a legit art museum.

I could be making an extra $200 a month doing this. That's almost my car payment.

 

[ricco561]

The difficult part is to keep from getting fully erect. That would be embarrassing. I just want it to hang loose and relaxed. Alcohol seems to cause my entire package to loosen up. I don't think I can drink alcohol and be able to hold poses for 15 minutes at a time.

Super glue popsicle sticks to each side of your penis.

 

[chris302001]

tape your dick like a tranny just for laughs

 

[Dial_tone]

I did nude modeling for art classes in college. Most of them get over the fact you're naked sooner than you will.

 

[iggy]

lol at taping your dick

 

[gorillahung]

if your hung like a gorilla dont sweat it

LOL, my user name is a joke that primate experts would get. Gorillas have the smallest penises out of all primates in relation to their body size. I think the average gorilla would be like a human with 1.5" long penis. It just sounds good to say that you're hung like a gorilla, LOL! Now having the muscles of a gorilla is a different story.

I think chimpanzees are the most hung primate in relation to body size.

 

[chris302001]

LOL, my user name is a joke that primate experts would get. Gorillas have the smallest penises out of all primates in relation to their body size. I think the average gorilla would be like a human with 1.5" long penis. It just sounds good to say that you're hung like a gorilla, LOL! Now having the muscles of a gorilla is a different story.

I think chimpanzees are the most hung primate in relation to body size.

supergoodstory

 

[nangiggles]

LOL, my user name is a joke that primate experts would get. Gorillas have the smallest penises out of all primates in relation to their body size. I think the average gorilla would be like a human with 1.5" long penis. It just sounds good to say that you're hung like a gorilla, LOL! Now having the muscles of a gorilla is a different story.

I think chimpanzees are the most hung primate in relation to body size.

You seem to know a little too much about primate penises (watch out Puddles!)

 

[canadianhitman]

Two shots of vodka and a tab of yohimbe...you'll be good to go.

 

[digimon7068]

100 mg of prop the day before.

 

[Nathan]

Updates if you decide to do it. For sure. That'd take some serious gonads if you ask me.

 

[the_clockwork]

I'd like to see your penis

 

[chris302001]

so.......anteater or army helmet?

 

[Mr. dB]

I think chimpanzees are the most hung primate in relation to body size.

Humans are. Chimps have the biggest balls.

Hey, I was an anthropology major.

 

[HAYEZ]

user name GORILLAHUNG but has to small of a dick to pose nude...lololol irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BNG]

some vasco-dilator will help. Then again so would a cock ring....

 

[gorillahung]

user name GORILLAHUNG but has to small of a dick to pose nude...lololol irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You missed my post explaining my user name. Gorillas have small penises but most people like yourself think the opposite.

 

[ortiz34]

cool

 

[musclemom]

Oh for heaven's sake, just go to a nude beach or nudist camp for a long weekend. That or attend some sort of pagan retreat. You'll be over nudity real fast (yours and anyone else's).

Naked ass/tits/dick/balls, whatever, it's all just skin. Different shapes, different sizes, different genders, but skin nevertheless

 

[PICK3]

I clicked through 3 pages without seeing a single cawk pic

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

It's at an art museum for a figure drawing class. The only problem is that I seem to perpetually have a "scared turtle" even if it's warm. I wonder if Viagra might make it hang loose, LOL.

is that art museum class in LA??

 

[HAYEZ]

You missed my post explaining my user name. Gorillas have small penises but most people like yourself think the opposite.

well dude honestlty i dont care how big a gorillas penis is..you go some issues id say

 

[trex74]

I wouldn't worry about it. You're in good company.

David by Michelangelo

 

[nangiggles]

I clicked through 3 pages without seeing a single cawk pic

Dissapointed?

 

[Waverly6969]

jerk off for the class

 

[nangiggles]

jerk off for the class

Do it slowly so they can capture it in the drawings, try to jizz in slow motion....

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol tough crowd tonight

 

[Waverly6969]

Do it slowly so they can capture it in the drawings, try to jizz in slow motion....

Try not to facialize any of the students in the front row.

 

[gorillahung]

I don't think erections let alone jiz are allowed, LOL.