I lost my $10,000 hearing aids

[Sub-Zero]

there was a kid who lasted a month on the wrestling team with big clunky hearing aids that rested over is hear and we would always dare eachother to go up behind him and flick them off his ear

 

[Y_lifter]

My Wife tells me all the damn time that I must have a hearing impairment.
The Dr's say all looks good..




ps

My Moms cat chewed up both of her expensive hearing aids since she would leave them out on the night stand. Now she puts them away at night.
I hope you don't have cats.. or Lice

 

[jh1]

i wish to date her even more now. imagine this:

me: what's up bitch?
nefi: (turns around) did you say something?
me: nope.
nefi: (turns away) ok.
me: lolol fatstuff.
nefi: (turns back around) wtf?? speak up.
me: jesus dude, i haven't said anything.
nefi: (walks away) whatever.
me: how about a shocker?

LOL.. so how long have you been 'wishing to date her' ???

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL.. so how long have you been 'wishing to date her' ???

Hell, he's been wishing to date Anyone.. chicks, dudes, grannies, etc

 

[ololoololollolooollololo]

LOL.. so how long have you been 'wishing to date her' ???

lol

 

[AAP]

they're always in the last place you look

of course. after you find them, you don't keep looking do you?

 

[jh1]

of course. after you find them, you don't keep looking do you?

That would make you dumb, not deaf.

 

[nefertiti]

i wish to date her even more now. imagine this:

me: what's up bitch?
nefi: (turns around) did you say something?
me: nope.
nefi: (turns away) ok.
me: lolol fatstuff.
nefi: (turns back around) wtf?? speak up.
me: jesus dude, i haven't said anything.
nefi: (walks away) whatever.
me: how about a shocker?

FYI, I'm not very fond of people teasing me about my hearing. I may not know what you're saying, but I would know you were having fun at my expense and I'd get tempermental.

 

[jh1]

FYI, I'm not very fond of people teasing me about my hearing. I may not know what you're saying, but I would know you were having fun at my expense and I'd get tempermental.

Had he already professed his wish to 'date' you in private - or was this news to you as well?

 

[Mavafanculo]

FYI, I'm not very fond of people teasing me about my hearing. I may not know what you're saying, but I would know you were having fun at my expense and I'd get tempermental.

tickle your ass with a feather?