I just recieved a diagnosis for a rare genetic disease.

[75th]

I have anacondanitis, and these guys are mocking me. That's what's the deal. Wow, the nerve of some people. I thought I was cool with these guys, and when I break news I have a nasty disease, they make fun of me.

Nah I mean whats the deal with the disease.

Es serio?

 

[jackangel]

lololol you even checked????????

too much effort?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

What is it?

 

[nimbus]

you seem to have been doing super awesome so far, so i wouldn't sweat it bro!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

is this some HALO joke?

 

[javaguru]

It's called anacondanitis.

It's manageable, but I will live with it my whole life.

You officially been cleared by your doc of the geigh? I know those two diagnosis are intertwined.

 

[dabuffguy]

anacondanitis is a disease that causes extreme length and girth of the male genitals, as to give it an "anaconda-like" appearance.

My friends call me tripod

 

[inkspot]

anacondanitis is a disease that causes extreme length and girth of the male genitals, as to give it an "anaconda-like" appearance.

My friends call me tripod

So your snake is growing? And the problem is.....

 

[dabuffguy]

So your snake is growing? And the problem is.....

Oh, no, it's not growing. I was born this way. I was always just so concerned with all the stares I keep getting, so I went to the doc for a physical, and he told me straight up "Mr. Dabuffguy, you have anacondanitis. Extreme size of the penis. I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do to help you." I was so devastated.

 

[inkspot]

Oh, no, it's not growing. I was born this way. I was always just so concerned with all the stares I keep getting, so I went to the doc for a physical, and he told me straight up "Mr. Dabuffguy, you have anacondanitis. Extreme size of the penis. I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do to help you." I was so devastated.

I honestly think I need a visual.