I just killed my penis. Beat it to death with my hand.

[jackangel]

i don't use lotion.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Got to use more lotion next time. Do you take a shower soon after you are done masturbating or just go about your business?

go about my business.

also i hardly use lube, my dick lasts cause its all beaten too often

 

[PICK3]

I usually lubricate my johnson with wet vagina.

 

[nimbus]

how the hell are we supposed to look at porn in the shower?

lol, all GD and JH1 had to do was buy a fog proof mirror

 

[Cutiebaby]

really?
I thought I just made that up. Sounded like a good idea and apparently it is.

A lot of men beat it in the tubby

 

[puddlemonkey]

I usually lubricate my johnson with wet vagina.

Your sister is way too nice to you.

 

[PICK3]

Your sister is way too nice to you.

wtf???

 

[Guni]

Your sister is way too nice to you.

LOL...owned

 

[redsamurai]

I use olive oil......i've tried jackin without lube, it works for about 10 seconds, then the skin becomes clammy and you start pullin and tearin your cock skin......not at all comfortable.....so back to the topic, yeah I pretty much have to shower or at least towel myself off pretty good.......also have to wipe down the keyboard and mouse, damn oil gets everywhere.

 

[rnch]

so ur penis doesn't match ur hands?