i have zero bar game

[Gambino]

discuss.

 

[thelion2005]

So?
Bars are the wrong place to find women, especially for young Michigan men.

 

[H_T_]

So? boy, i'm so glad i can hook up with bottom feeding whores easily. it's prolly cuz you can't think of anything on their level to talk about. be happy for that.

 

[Smurfy]

^^agreed.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I always took more of a don't give a shit attitude in bars. Although there were a few times after dancing with some hottie I wanted to take her home. Usually didn't work out though. I remember grinding with this slender dark haired beauty for almost two hours straight and then her friends (dudes included) come to take her away near closing time. I was too drunk to do anything but stand there thinkin

 

[Pikaberdot]

Don't buy her drinks.
Don't ask her for her #.

Too cliche....

 

[string_bean00]

my classless keg party game is off the hook

 

[Gambino]

my classless keg party game is off the hook

classless keg parties are more intimate than bars are, easier to meet ladies.
i need quality lead ins, then my game develops...but the cold call is not my strong point

 

[string_bean00]

classless keg parties are more intimate than bars are, easier to meet ladies.
i need quality lead ins, then my game develops...but the cold call is not my strong point

yeah im with you on the bar game, i suck

 

[needtogetaas]

lol I got mad bar game.lol and I dont even want the brods.

 

[RottenWillow]

discuss.

You and String need a wing chick. She doesnt need to be a blazing hottie, but needs to be at least above average in general and have a good "bar bod". I wing chicked for guy friends twice and it worked both times. Chicks are suckers for the most part.

 

[fortunatesun]

Go to clubs with really loud music. Impress her with your EFapproved physique and take her out to the dance floor. You're good to go.

 

[Gambino]

You and String need a wing chick. She doesnt need to be a blazing hottie, but needs to be at least above average in general and have a good "bar bod". I wing chicked for guy friends twice and it worked both times. Chicks are suckers for the most part.

yep, a quality wing lady puts the prey at ease...similiar to baiting for deer

 

[needtogetaas]

You and String need a wing chick. She doesnt need to be a blazing hottie, but needs to be at least above average in general and have a good "bar bod". I wing chicked for guy friends twice and it worked both times. Chicks are suckers for the most part.

I love it.

 

[Gambino]

Go to clubs with really loud music. Impress her with your EFapproved physique and take her out to the dance floor. You're good to go.

fuck my dancing game is even worse, i'm doomed
fairly cut at the moment though

 

[fortunatesun]

fuck my dancing game is even worse, i'm doomed
fairly cut at the moment though

I understand deca lubricates the joints. With a little positive thinking it could work.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

"You have to be closing all the time! And be agressive. Learn how to push. Talk to 'em. Ask 'em questins. Ask 'em rhtorical question. It doesn't matter. Anything. Just get a 'yes' out of 'em. 'If you're drowning and I throw a life jacket, would you grab it?' 'Yes!' '"

 

[KillahBee]

my classless keg party game is off the hook

LMFAO - that's sig worthy


also, please give me trademark credit on "classless"

okthxbye

 

[string_bean00]

LMFAO - that's sig worthy


also, please give me trademark credit on "classless"

okthxbye

credited

 

[Wulfgar]

I just pull up outside of the bar near closing time and hold up a sign that says " Would you like to fuck me?" over my head
works like a charm

 

[KillahBee]

To take RW's point even further ( a lot of guys use girls as wings and it always helps), come in with a group of girls. they don't ahve to be your GFs, just friends. it gives you social proof - you come pre-selected.

 

[Lestat]

i was out at a bar last night and even the dudes with zero game were getting laid.

 

[Wulfgar]

i was out at a bar last night and even the dudes with zero game were getting laid.

bro
this is because we live in San Diego. Scandalous girl capital of the world. And you live in PB, the capital of slutty women

 

[KillahBee]

bro
this is because we live in San Diego. Scandalous girl capital of the world. And you live in PB, the capital of slutty women

and some guys prefer quality women as opposed to "a hole to stick it in to make myself feel like more of a man in the eyes of my peers"



okthxbye

 

[truckdaddy]

the "bar game" is a numbers game. The more you try, the bettert you do. Learn to not let rejection fuck with your head....Hit on the hot ones and the semi hot ones.....its like fishing, more you throw out that line, the better chance you have of catching a fish.......girls like funny guys, make them laugh and you will bang them.

 

[jnevin]

lol I got mad bar game.lol and I dont even want the brods.

That's why. I can't count the amount of times I went out trying to get laid and ended up with rosie again. Then there were the times my friends dragged me out when I looked like a dirtball, unshaved, old jeans, old t-shirt, sneakers, not showered after cleaning the house, pig.

I swear they would come up to me and basically offer the pooty. Not every time, but definitely a handful.

I'm gameless as well.

 

[Wulfgar]

and some guys prefer quality women as opposed to "a hole to stick it in to make myself feel like more of a man in the eyes of my peers"



okthxbye

are you insinuating something about our esteemed EF members KB?

 

[Lestat]

and some guys prefer quality women as opposed to "a hole to stick it in to make myself feel like more of a man in the eyes of my peers"



okthxbye

bro, you like fucking? good, so do I, I like to fuck women. Why don't you go fuck yourself.

 

[Lestat]

that above post is just me taking coldblue1955's advice of throwing in some f-bombs to make my message seem more important.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

game doesnt exist you just have to go out there and be yourself

trust me. its what women say all the time, so it must be true

 

[Lestat]

game doesnt exist you just have to go out there and be yourself

trust me. its what women say all the time, so it must be true

game is the ability to cary on a conversation with a woman you no nothing about. its the ability to create and seize on opportunities when they present themselves.

Pussy doesn't just fall in your lap bro, not unless you are filthy rich and/or famous. Game is how effecient and effective you are at pulling it in.

 

[pintoca]

I call bullshit

quite positve bino swoons them all by adding a snowmobile line here and there in the conversation. Known fact women get their panties all soppy when a Michiganer (northener to boot) starts talking about HP and chains and stuff

 

[KillahBee]

are you insinuating something about our esteemed EF members KB?

lol, no maing. I think it came out wrong cause another person here took it that way too.

However, it's worth pointing out that for all the shit we talk about insecure attention whore girls sleeping with any guy that feeds them bullshit to make em forget their daddy issues for a night, there are just just as many insecure guys out there who trick themselves into thinking they are players by sleeping with a bunch of 6's so they can wake up and brag to their buddies about it the next morning and get that "Yeah, I'm the man!" feeling in order to overcompensate.

Not calling anyone specifically out (so Lestat, I think you need to have a conversation with yourself since you seemed to take all this to heart, tee hee), but it's a point that needs to be made.

Don't you agree?

 

[silverbackn]

you could have left bar out of your thread title

 

[Gambino]

you could have left bar out of your thread title

but that wouldn't be true...i do fine outside bars/clubs
unlike lestat i just don't settle for 4 or 5's, i need quality and subsistence

 

[KillahBee]

but that wouldn't be true...i do fine outside bars/clubs
unlike lestat i just don't settle for 4 or 5's, i need quality and subsistence

lol - fucking instigator. you were that kid in school who told person A that person B called him a pussy, then you stepped away, didn't you? SWV is what you is

and why the hell would you want bar game anyway if you have good non-bar game? Hell, chicks at bars are the lower eschelon of pick-ups, IMO (this is assuming that there are no high-end lounges in your area)

 

[pintoca]

I'd say

prey on the mall-dwellers

 

[KillahBee]

I'd say

prey on the 16yo mall-dwellers

Fixed

 

[pintoca]

Fixed

I thought that one could take that part for granted, rain over wet grass?

anyhoo, since 16-yo are very impressionable Bino, make sure to wear THE visor, that alone will increase your success-rate tenfold.

 

[KillahBee]

I thought that one could take that part for granted, rain over wet grass?

anyhoo, since 16-yo are very impressionable Bino, make sure to wear THE visor, that alone will increase your success-rate tenfold.

Yes, it was. But I still needed to call it out - I didn't want Bino to make the mistake of going for the 80yo's that walk the mall at opening for their weekly exercise

 

[GoldenDelicious]

game is the ability to cary on a conversation with a woman you no nothing about. its the ability to create and seize on opportunities when they present themselves.

Pussy doesn't just fall in your lap bro, not unless you are filthy rich and/or famous. Game is how effecient and effective you are at pulling it in.

1!

 

[Lestat]

lol, no maing. I think it came out wrong cause another person here took it that way too.

However, it's worth pointing out that for all the shit we talk about insecure attention whore girls sleeping with any guy that feeds them bullshit to make em forget their daddy issues for a night, there are just just as many insecure guys out there who trick themselves into thinking they are players by sleeping with a bunch of 6's so they can wake up and brag to their buddies about it the next morning and get that "Yeah, I'm the man!" feeling in order to overcompensate.

Not calling anyone specifically out (so Lestat, I think you need to have a conversation with yourself since you seemed to take all this to heart, tee hee), but it's a point that needs to be made.

Don't you agree?

I was fucking around bro.

and I don't bang 4s or 5s. maybe a 6 here and there, but usually 7s, an 8 is good, and 9s are keepers.

 

[KillahBee]

I was fucking around bro.

and I don't bang 4s or 5s. maybe a 6 here and there, but usually 7s, an 8 is good, and 9s are keepers.

7's and 8's are fun. 9's are awesome. 10's are usually insane.

 

[dullboy]

I was fucking around bro.

and I don't bang 4s or 5s. maybe a 6 here and there, but usually 7s, an 8 is good, and 9s are keepers.

dullboy says eh.

most gay guys are good looking so i wouldn't brag about sleeping with 7's or 8's.

when you fuck tom cruise, let us know.

 

[Lestat]

7's and 8's are fun. 9's are awesome. 10's are usually insane.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I freeze up with 10s, seriously, I am intimidated or something. I can spit game all day long with a solid 7, no problem, but with a 10 its different. I don't know if its me or them. I think that super hot chicks EXPECT to be treated a certain way so it throws my game off, with 7s, they are still greatful to be getting attention from a tall fit dude that actually has something going for him.

 

[KillahBee]

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I freeze up with 10s, seriously, I am intimidated or something. I can spit game all day long with a solid 7, no problem, but with a 10 its different. I don't know if its me or them. I think that super hot chicks EXPECT to be treated a certain way so it throws my game off, with 7s, they are still greatful to be getting attention from a tall fit dude that actually has something going for him.

No doubt, we all are maing. 10s are not easy to approach. They already have the bitch shield up and expect WAY more than most girls.

BUT, using that expectation is the way to go. Act like an asshole (relatively speaking) to them. RIp on them. Make fun of them. Don't pay attention to them. Act as if you could give a fuck what they think about you. They will undoubtedly respect you for not being one of the 1,000 guys that day that offered to buy them a drink and tell them how hot they are.

It's a tough state of mind to get into, but it's possible

 

[fistfullofsteel]

most guys 7's,8's,9's actually equals 5's and 6's. i have the strictest scoring system. call me the russian/chinese judge rolled up in one. i notice guys see a 6 at best and they are calling her a 9 or 10. I break the scoring down to the hundreds and never have I scored any girl more than 8.5. I've only seen a few 8-8.5's in my life. Any women above 8.5 = she can't be from this planet beautiful. How many of those have you seen in person?

 

[dullboy]

How many of those have you seen in person?

dozens. every day.


dullboy says 10's are a dime a dozen.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

dozens. every day.


dullboy says 10's are a dime a dozen.

nice saying, that's all it is

 

[dullboy]

nice saying, that's all it is

dullboy lives in nyc. every modeling agency in the world has an office here. dullboy has business in the nightclub industry here.

trust dullboy, he sees plenty of 10's. every day.


just out of curiosity, what would consider the girl in dullboys avatar? dullboy bets that you say 7 or 8, just to sound cool.

objectively this girl is a 10. how does dullboy know this objectively? because she was 2nd runner up in miss world. you don't get hotter than that. except for #1, of course. lol

 

[Lestat]

most guys 7's,8's,9's actually equals 5's and 6's. i have the strictest scoring system. call me the russian/chinese judge rolled up in one. i notice guys see a 6 at best and they are calling her a 9 or 10. I break the scoring down to the hundreds and never have I scored any girl more than 8.5. I've only seen a few 8-8.5's in my life. Any women above 8.5 = she can't be from this planet beautiful. How many of those have you seen in person?

trust me bro, I see 10s everyday, i live on the beach.

 

[pintoca]

7's and 8's are fun. 9's are awesome. 10's are usually insane.

sure you are talking about the number of fingers in your hand

 

[fistfullofsteel]

dullboy lives in nyc. every modeling agency in the world has an office here. dullboy has business in the nightclub industry here.

trust dullboy, he sees plenty of 10's. every day.


just out of curiosity, what would consider the girl in dullboys avatar? dullboy bets that you say 7 or 8, just to sound cool.

objectively this girl is a 10. how does dullboy know this objectively? because she was 2nd runner up in miss world. you don't get hotter than that. except for #1, of course. lol

like i said most guys 7's,8's,9's actually equals 5's and 6's

 

[dullboy]

like i said most guys 7's,8's,9's actually equals 5's and 6's

not dullboy. dullboy has excellent taste in all things.

especially home decorating and floral arrangements.

 

[KillahBee]

lol at objective judging

dullboy - miss world is CERTAINLY not the true judge of attractive women.

lol, you'd be singling out only thin, small breasted chicks.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

not dullboy. dullboy has excellent taste in all things.

especially home decorating and floral arrangements.

must be nice living in your own little world

 

[dullboy]

must be nice living in your own little world

dullboy says it's better than nice, it's awesome.

and to you for trying to be too cool for school.

if you don't think that there are 10's of thousands of 10's in a cosmopolitan city like New York or Sao Paulo or London or Sidney or wherever, then you're crazygonuts.

 

[Lestat]

dullboy says it's better than nice, it's awesome.

and to you for trying to be too cool for school.

if you don't think that there are 10's of thousands of 10's in a cosmopolitan city like New York or Sao Paulo or London or Sidney or wherever, then you're crazygonuts.

and San Diego

 

[dullboy]

and San Diego

yes. SoCal has tons of hot women.

dullboy *hearts* san diego. good beaches and hot women. and the best mexican food in the world - lol.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

dullboy says it's better than nice, it's awesome.

and to you for trying to be too cool for school.

if you don't think that there are 10's of thousands of 10's in a cosmopolitan city like New York or Sao Paulo or London or Sidney or wherever, then you're crazygonuts.

i'm not far from manhattan and that's where i saw one of the few 8.5's. 10 means she is flawless and can't be matched. a perfect score because she is perfect in terms of physical beauty which is not possible.

 

[Wulfgar]

10= the girl im taking to street scene next weekend

 

[dullboy]

10= the girl im taking to street scene next weekend

dullboy says fistfullosteel and killahbee will probably give her a 5.


btw - dullboy says noice~!

 

[Wulfgar]

dullboy says fistfullosteel will probably give her a 5.


btw - dullboy says noice~!

I took it down..glad u had a chance to see it DB..i would have emailed it to u..i just dont want jackasses stealing her pics

 

[Wulfgar]

DB...edit ur link bro and take the pic down

 

[Wulfgar]

thx bro

 

[dullboy]

DB...edit ur link bro and take the pic down

done.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I took it down..glad u had a chance to see it DB..i would have emailed it to u..i just dont want jackasses stealing her pics

Your slutting around on me agiain lets see this hussys pics at least let me approve it

 

[Wulfgar]

Your slutting around on me agiain lets see this hussys pics at least let me approve it

just friends!

 

[dullboy]

Your slutting around on me agiain at least let me hit it too

better, IDO (in dullboys opinion)

 

[superqt4u2nv]

better, IDO (in dullboys opinion)

Dullboy does she look like the "friend type" or "the two bit man stealing whore type?"

 

[dullboy]

Dullboy does she look like the "friend type" or "the two bit man stealing whore type?"

yes.

 

[Wulfgar]

yes.

Im with you fellas

 

[Lestat]

I didn't get to see the pic WUlfgar, lemme check that.

you know superQT is gonna get jealous right?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

yes.

Nice try Dullboy yes to friend or yes to whore?

 

[Lestat]

Your slutting around on me agiain lets see this hussys pics at least let me approve it

jelus alert!!!

 

[dullboy]

Nice try Dullboy yes to friend or yes to whore?

duulboy says why does superqt have to label everyone?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

jelus alert!!!

Stop pussy blocking me

 

[Wulfgar]

Lestat, bro...its a good pic...ill show it to u soon bro
well hell u will meet her @ street scene..so whatever..lol

 

[Lestat]

Stop pussy blocking me

Ask Wulfgar if I am pussy blocking you??? I talked to him last night and said that at the very least he needs to hit it. He said you are in TO and its just a fantasy, I said he needs to make that fantasy a reality!! There isn't anything he'd ask of you that you'd say no to.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Lestat, bro...its a good pic...ill show it to u soon bro
well hell u will meet her @ street scene..so whatever..lol

Please pussy block this slut for me Lestat!

 

[Wulfgar]

^^^ here here!!

 

[dullboy]

Please pussy block this slut for me Lestat!

lol - dullboy says that's hot.

 

[Lestat]

Please pussy block this slut for me Lestat!

hahha I'll see what i can do.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

^^^ here here!!

Ok no getting mad at him I am paying to try to sleep with the dam slut!