I have only one question for God.

[perkele]

I know you're busy up there and I hope I don't mess your daily routines, but can you tell me why Megan Fox doesn't do porn?

Oh man she's hot!!!

 

[palmer09]

oh hell yeah! would love that!

 

[bakemeacookie]

considering she's an actress who in a total dumbfuck move got a marilyn tattoo on her forearm making every makeup artist work double duty on sets, she knows how to do stupd things.
..so give her a few years

c

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

who?

 

[captainahole]

considering she's an actress who in a total dumbfuck move got a marilyn tattoo on her forearm making every makeup artist work double duty on sets, she knows how to do stupd things.
..so give her a few years

c

Yeah but wouldn't you just love to mount that. I would and then would go home and brag to my wife.

 

[musclemom]

Because she believes her lack of talent is offset by her attractiveness ergo, that she deserves to be taken "seriously?"

 

[nimbus]

if god is gonna be intervening, why not just have her bang you instead of a bunch of other dudes? way to set the bar high, lol

 

[binö]

meh

 

[billfred]

My best friend married a girl who looked exactly like Megan Fox does now. I had serious best man envy on that girl.

She was a bit of a snob. Still had the high school Queen attitude. Today, 24 yrs later, she still has a pretty face but and extra 20 lbs and the same snotty attitude = not attractive at all.

Add a few shitty tattoos and that will be Megan Fox in 25 yrs in my eyes.

 

[nimbus]

My best friend married a girl who looked exactly like Megan Fox does now. I had serious best man envy on that girl.

She was a bit of a snob. Still had the high school Queen attitude. Today, 24 yrs later, she still has a pretty face but and extra 20 lbs and the same snotty attitude = not attractive at all.

Add a few shitty tattoos and that will be Megan Fox in 25 yrs in my eyes.

nice, hopefully you've convinced perk to liquidate all his 25-year megan fox porn futures =P