I have been offered a job, to make between 30 and 45 dollars an hour..guess the job..

[HappyScrappy]

also, don't eat any of the stuff you find.

there are vaccinations for the two hepatitis (B and C I think) that are less harsh. the really bad one there is not a vac for.
I got the B and C ones - wasn't much to it - but like danielson said, it takes some time for them to work, and they are multistage.

I would imagine that the worst part of any of it would not be the real time visuals, but the imagination and the smell. the latter two might stick with you.

as for the smell while you are there, a lot of people that deal with nasty smells put Vicks vao-rub right under their noses on that lip. don't lick it, and the smells will overpower anything else.

 

[danielson]

i think u mean A&B. i dont think C is availibe otherise 'they' would have given me it by now....plus 'they' are hassling me about getting tested for it. i hate them

B is what most people worry about snce its so hard to destroy. thats why they vaccinate like crazy

word up on dead people smell and bits of brain lying around though. fun fun fun

 

[HumorMe]

I am curious to know about who pays for a crime scene clean-up. Does the police department, insurance company or owner of the property pay for it. What if nobody is willing to pay, then what?

 

[HappyScrappy]

i think u mean A&B. i dont think C is availibe otherise 'they' would have given me it by now....plus 'they' are hassling me about getting tested for it. i hate them

B is what most people worry about snce its so hard to destroy. thats why they vaccinate like crazy

word up on dead people smell and bits of brain lying around though. fun fun fun

LOL - okay, whatever - at least I knew there were two vaccines and one that isn't.

I'm gonna go punch myself in the genitals now.

that'll teach me

 

[HappyScrappy]

I am curious to know about who pays for a crime scene clean-up. Does the police department, insurance company or owner of the property pay for it. What if nobody is willing to pay, then what?

I think it probably depends on the city - but a lot of times it is the family.
so if I blow my brains out in my house, then either my family has to clean it up, or they hire someone.

I learn so much from the Discovery channel.

 

[danielson]

LOL - okay, whatever - at least I knew there were two vaccines and one that isn't.

I'm gonna go punch myself in the genitals now.

that'll teach me

lol....

your risk of hepatitus being a programmer and all is quite low. how come you had them anyway? i had to prove that i was special to my GP before i got mine.

 

[Frackal]

I'm not sure who pays for it, but remember I WONT be cleaning up bodies, that is the coroners job, I doubt the bodies will even be there

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not sure who pays for it, but remember I WONT be cleaning up bodies, that is the coroners job, I doubt the bodies will even be there

bodies can make a big smelly mess though. even if they take away most of the person, they still leave icky stuff like brains and blood.

and danielson, I had it because my dad volunteered on the ambulance and I could have been exposed to something he might have accidentally brought home.
and not just hookers.

 

[danielson]

cool

when i had mine they asked if i was a rent boy (i hadnt given them a reason why i wanted it and i was too young to work in a hospital etc)

 

[AAP]

You will have to clean up piss and fecal matter that occurs when the body loses it's muscle control... yuck.

Also, you will be working "on call" basis, so don't expect this to be a 9-to-5 get rich job unless you either:

#1 Live in Compton

or

#2 Start spreading selective rumors to rival gangs, spouses of cheating lovers, or depressed teenage girls.