i hate when ppl speak there gay foriegn language in this country

[bluepeter]

I am particularly annoyed by Indian convenience store owners who speak are rude and can't speak english. How do these people get in the country. I think people should be given an aptitude test before they are allowed in, otherwise go back to where you came from.

Nice.

 

[ChefWide]

Born speaking english, learned French, Icelandic, Almost fluent in Spanish. Working on my German, but VERY slowly.

When we were in the states two summers ago, I went to the grocery store and saw two store clerks giving shit to this tourist couple who dont speak 10 words of english, my wife and I instantly cut over into Icelandic to talk some huge trash on their asses. I ask the guy a question in totally fragmented english to, how shall we say, fuck with him? Yeah, that works. He says some typical racist shit to the effect of "Nope, we dont have that here in A M E R I C A, Adolf." I guess Mr. Education thought Icelandic was german, which freaked my Viking wife out just enough for her to switch into english long enough to give this assnozzle a radical colostomy. Manager came over to settle her down (nice try) and I am quite sure Mr. Education was baggin' the grocerys for a while after that. Love it.

Miss Janet: as far as Tiger goes, he is one brain cell north of curling and equally as usefull.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Born speaking english, learned French, Icelandic, Almost fluent in Spanish. Working on my German, but VERY slowly.

When we were in the states two summers ago, I went to the grocery store and saw two store clerks giving shit to this tourist couple who dont speak 10 words of english, my wife and I instantly cut over into Icelandic to talk some huge trash on their asses. I ask the guy a question in totally fragmented english to, how shall we say, fuck with him? Yeah, that works. He says some typical racist shit to the effect of "Nope, we dont have that here in A M E R I C A, Adolf." I guess Mr. Education thought Icelandic was german, which freaked my Viking wife out just enough for her to switch into english long enough to give this assnozzle a radical colostomy. Manager came over to settle her down (nice try) and I am quite sure Mr. Education was baggin' the grocerys for a while after that. Love it.

Miss Janet: as far as Tiger goes, he is one brain cell north of curling and equally as usefull.

How's life in Iceland? Where were you born?

 

[Ffactor]

Just the other day I was going through a Dunkin Donuts to get some coffee. I ordered and then was getting change out of my pocket when this Indian woman came to the window and started yelling "Have money ready, yaa, yaa, yaa", I was so pissed I could have smacked her right then and there except that I don't believe in violence towards women and being part Indian myself she may even know my mother!

 

[RottenWillow]

How's life in Iceland?

cold, icy, everyone has a different family name.

But also very beautiful from what I've heard.

 

[bluepeter]

Born speaking english, learned French, Icelandic, Almost fluent in Spanish. Working on my German, but VERY slowly.

When we were in the states two summers ago, I went to the grocery store and saw two store clerks giving shit to this tourist couple who dont speak 10 words of english, my wife and I instantly cut over into Icelandic to talk some huge trash on their asses. I ask the guy a question in totally fragmented english to, how shall we say, fuck with him? Yeah, that works. He says some typical racist shit to the effect of "Nope, we dont have that here in A M E R I C A, Adolf." I guess Mr. Education thought Icelandic was german, which freaked my Viking wife out just enough for her to switch into english long enough to give this assnozzle a radical colostomy. Manager came over to settle her down (nice try) and I am quite sure Mr. Education was baggin' the grocerys for a while after that. Love it.

Miss Janet: as far as Tiger goes, he is one brain cell north of curling and equally as usefull.

It's funny, I've traveled to many other countries where English was not the language and struggled in many cases to communicate as best I could. In almost all cases, people were happy to help me out and teach me some basic phrases or try out their own modest English so we could understand each other. Only in America does this appear to a problem. If you don't speak English, get the fuck out of my country. That's such a load of shit. Never mind that America was built largely on the backs of people who did not speak English when they cam or were forced there.

 

[ChefWide]

How's life in Iceland? Where were you born?

Born on Long Island, north shore. Have lived and worked in 9 states in the U.S., England, France, Antigua, Mexico and Iceland.

Life in Iceland is great, thanks. Had a few 'EF Iceland Tourist Guide' type threads, forgive my laziness for not launching into it tonight, its been a long week.

 

[ChefWide]

cold, icy, everyone has a different family name.

But also very beautiful from what I've heard.

Not so cold, not NEARLY as cold as most of the northern U.S. in winter. Shit, Have you ever been to Michigan in January? Good Gawd. We have very mild winters here in Reykjavik, kind of like NYC. Gets fuck off cold but mostly above or around freezing. Its about 40 here today. We are on the Northern Edge of the Gulf stream here on the south coast, so it stays pretty mild all year.

 

[MissJanet79]

Born speaking english, learned French, Icelandic, Almost fluent in Spanish. Working on my German, but VERY slowly.

When we were in the states two summers ago, I went to the grocery store and saw two store clerks giving shit to this tourist couple who dont speak 10 words of english, my wife and I instantly cut over into Icelandic to talk some huge trash on their asses. I ask the guy a question in totally fragmented english to, how shall we say, fuck with him? Yeah, that works. He says some typical racist shit to the effect of "Nope, we dont have that here in A M E R I C A, Adolf." I guess Mr. Education thought Icelandic was german, which freaked my Viking wife out just enough for her to switch into english long enough to give this assnozzle a radical colostomy. Manager came over to settle her down (nice try) and I am quite sure Mr. Education was baggin' the grocerys for a while after that. Love it.

Miss Janet: as far as Tiger goes, he is one brain cell north of curling and equally as usefull.

See? So you can definitely relate to the ignorance...
You're obviously an educated man, & I love the fact that you took up multiple languages!

LOL - yeah I know this now!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Just the other day I was going through a Dunkin Donuts to get some coffee. I ordered and then was getting change out of my pocket when this Indian woman came to the window and strated yelling "Have money ready, yaa, yaa, yaa",

I bet you had your money ready didn't ya.. ?