what you think i'm joking? yea that's right. i'm not. bitches. i'll fuckin make a swole flag and stick it in the precious crack of her ass to claim it as my land property, like those guys did on the moon. mine. like the seagulls in finding nemo. mine. mine. mine.
I love those two. They make me smile so much my face hurts!
I can not tell you why I can not get a date. I think I am going to have to take one of my guy friends out with me one night and have him sit in the background and watch me and see if he can tell me what I am doing wrong, if there is something