I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[stilleto]

pics of your blueballs.

 

[puddlemonkey]

pics of your blueballs.

Don't temp me! I'm bored, my back hurts, and I can't sleep.

 

[stilleto]

Don't temp me! I'm bored, my back hurts, and I can't sleep.

perfect!

 

[ortiz34]

couldn't have happened to a better bro

does this mean you won't be posting?

 

[Smurfy]

lol great visual

 

[walliwalibus]

If you have the fleshlight hooked up to a chair on wheels you could have just banged the chair but taping or strapping it on there. It might have saved you the chair. You know they have three different sleeves for that apparatus and well, for you the have the backward one (anally speaking if ya know what I mean, LOL kidding). Maybe invest, and save the chairs.

K for having the blue-balls to post such a thread.

 

[BlueBird]

You need a masturbatory machine to assist in said activity.....something along the lines of a woodchipper.

 

[princesa]

lmaoooooo

thread of the week

 

[wootoom]

my gf from LA sent me pics of her mastubating with a dildo....will take karma for pics..

 

[NEO1]

Ok , so really, when do you tell us about the part where in the process of falling you "landed" on the bowling pin you had on the floor and that is really how you ended up in the ER.