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UGFREAK
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I can't take it anymore.

my mutha found condoms and needles on my room but she knows i have a girlfriend and the needle thing well...that didnt go over well....but then again, they'll get over it. time will heal, in the meantime, save money anfd get the fuck out of dodge
 
strangebrew said:
ask him if he wants a foot massage.

LMFAO! Because like they said in Pulp Fiction "A foot massage means more than people say it means!" But seriously bro, There comes a time when a man needs to be on his own and I think that time is now. If you live on your own you can get an educational grant. Get a part time job and live in the dorms.

Quad
 
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Megamorph said:


Well, at least my crotch doesn't look like some kid's ant farm.
you wouldn't happen to be gay would you? not that there's anything wrong with that. it's just, what man uses the word "crotch"? just sounds fruity to me.
 
Put some DMSO and some estrogen in his shampoo, you guys will be bonding, listening to the village people together in no time flat.
 
THE BOUNCER said:
you wouldn't happen to be gay would you? not that there's anything wrong with that. it's just, what man uses the word "crotch"? just sounds fruity to me.

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firt thing is first you need to tell your dad that your not fuc@en gay bro that sucks second dont tell your dad about stickin dildos in some guys asses or notes on doors your will just fu@k your self, fuc# be honest tell your dad that the freaken dildo is for ladies only and that your sorry that you used something like that in his house but tell him that you love girls and that you just wana poink them i bet he will get over that in a couple weeks tell him that if it makes him feel better you will sell the dildo on ebay for penis ehheh no just kidding really tell him that it will work i have worst problem and dont know what to do im about to pass out shit.
 
Jules stops Vincent.

JULES
Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and
given' a bitch a foot massage ain't
even the same fuckin' thing.

VINCENT
Not the same thing, the same
ballpark.

JULES
It ain't no ballpark either. Look
maybe your method of massage
differs from mine, but touchin' his
lady's feet, and stickin' your
tongue in her holyiest of holyies,
ain't the same ballpark, ain't the
same league, ain't even the same
fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't
mean shit.

VINCENT
Have you ever given a foot massage?

JULES
Don't be tellin' me about foot
massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot
master.

VINCENT
given a lot of 'em?

JULES
Shit yeah. I got my technique down
man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
 
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