I can't take it anymore.

[Megamorph]

Guys...I'm at the end of the line as far as patience is concerned. While I was feeding my turtle in the yard, my father went on a witch hunt in my room. I am clueless to his motives, regardless, he found Fina pellets, condoms, foot fetish magazines, a vibrator (My ex's) He flipped out on me and when I tried to ask him as to why he would go through my personal belongings, he smacked me in my mouth, splitting my lip open and started calling me a homosexual. Deep down he thinks the vibrator is for gay men and thinks I use it on myself. I tried to explain but he won't even talk to me now. He just left a note on my door saying he wasn't paying for my school, for me to find a job and I have to pay $75 a week for boarding or I can pack my belongings and leave. I want to leave so bad but don't have the resources to live on my own. There's no opportunity here in Port Richey, Florida and no way to earn enough to live independently. Things were so bad last night, I even thought about hustling, I just need a little savings and I could head back up north and get away from my father. Now you know why I spend so much time here, I never want to leave my room when others are home.
I'm just happy I have "Me."

 

[thx9000]

You have a pet turtle?

 

[BigBarbarian-chargeback]

Tell him the nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

 

[Canuck4]

You have a pet turtle?

Yep, he's gotta be

then.
JK
Just sit down and talk him bro.
Thats the only thing you can do to help.

 

[dzuljas]

haha yeah, my dad searched through my room and found winstrol and clomid and got really pissed....i dont talk to him much since then

 

[Canuck4]

You guys need to do what I did then.
Just get a small safe with a lock or combination. They're only like $20-30
This way noone can go thru your personal shit.

 

[JibbyJabba]

just out of curiosity...how old are you?

I almost pissed myself when you said he found "foot fetish magazines"

 

[Megamorph]

just out of curiosity...how old are you?

I almost pissed myself when you said he found "foot fetish magazines"

21 years old, with the soul of a tricentenarian.

 

[JibbyJabba]

21 years old, with the soul of a tricentenarian.

You may not be gay, but I don't think you're a real lady killer.

You need to get out of your house.

Get a job. If you're 21 years old and still living at home you ought to have a job. If you're a student, then just a part-time job, but you need a means of supporting yourself.

Don't go about getting the money illegally... that will just fuck you worse. Get a job, pay your father's boarding fees, don't party or juice, save your cash and you will eventually have a place that you, your foot fetish magazines, and your turtle can live in peace.

You have to look at it from your father's point of view... not only does he have to support your lazy ass, he also has to support you while you do illegal drugs and read wierd magazines. I would have kicked you ass if you were my son.

BTW, this is coming from a 21 year old who has worked ever since he was 14... I am in school and my parents don't pay for shit. I was out of their house not two days after I turned 18... we get along great now.

 

[madmatt]

Since your father went through your belongings, I would make him suffer for doing so. I would tell him that you like taking it up the ass, the vibrator feels really good, and that if the turtle ever grows a penis you will have sex with it too. This should really get him going. Then after he puts you out of the house. I would have flowers delivered to your dad's house from an assumed guys name to yourself. Every holiday I would send him one of those "girl cards" with half naked men on them! Inside I would write...thanks to him not being a manly man, you have to spend the rest of your life taking it up the ass but that's ok because you like it! One day, tell him that you would like to patch everything up because he did you a great favor! HA HA! LOL!

Seriously, I would just sit down and tell him the complete truth! He will be so happy that you are not gay that the AAS will seem like a walk in the park. Good luck.