Bro there are way too many job oportunities out there for you to be crying poverty. You live in florida, go down to southbeach and promote for clubs, bartend, suck dick for food, set up shop as a foot masousse (youll be getting off and getting paid at the same time), handle bags at an airport, work at McDonalds, get a student job on campus, work at a porn shop, clean cars at a carwash(good tips), Wait tables at a Denny's, etc, etc, etc. Dont tell me you dont have the means, you're full of shit. You dont have the will power. Theres the smack in the face you needed, now pack your shit, pinch your dad in the ass and tell him you joined the All male review and your going to s[pread Homosexuality throughout the land. Make sure your "girlfriends" Vibrator is vibrating and hanging out of your pocket as you exit.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JD