I can smell it and I'm worried

[supersizeme]

I have this leather briefcase-type bag thingy that I bring into work every day. I think I paid around $200 for this bag a long time ago and it's slightly reamed, but still not a trashy thing to carry around. I use this bag to transport my food to work in the mornings, which generally includes the following:

(all this shit is tupperware)
1 container holding a half gallon of milk
1 container holding 16oz of protein shake with milk
1 container holding two chicken breasts
1 container holding water and oats

Ok so I'm walking into my building yesterday morning and I look down and my bag is leaking. It's leaking milk. After mouthing "oh shit" I head right to the breakroom where the fridge is that I normally deposit all this crap into. I open up my bag and find that the strawhole in the container containing my protein shake has popped open and the entire 16oz of protein shake has been gratuitously despoited into the bottom of my little bag. Joy. I spend the next 10 minutes using paper towels to mop up the nastiness in the bottom of the bag. Nevermind the fact that I'm now out of my afternoon protein fix, I'm not thinking about that at this point. I sop all this crap up the best I can and then make it through the day and bring the bag back home. This morning when I woke up, I noticed a funk smell coming from the bag obviously from the milk I wasn't able to mop up which is now starting to spoil. So I pack the thing up with my normal food and make it into work without anything leaking. We are drama-free at this point. So my bag is sitting out in the open next to my chair here in my cube and gradually as the morning goes by, the smell intensifies. It gets to the point where I'm like, oh my god I have to do something about this. People are walking by my cube and looking at me funny and shit. So fortunately I have a big filing cabinet that is empty so I put the smelly bitch in there. It has been in there for about 3 hours and just a couple of minutes ago I opened up the drawer and stuck my head in and just about passed out(i just *had* to smell because I can't believe how awful it is). This bag fucking reeks, I can't even describe it to you. It's like frorider stuck his head in the drawer and breathed for like 5 minutes. So I'm left with two questions now that I need some opinions on. First off, how do I get this thing out of here at the end of the day? I have to walk about 50 yards within the office to get to the door to the outside, and if people don't smell me walking out, they'll probably see the green haze following me along with a trail of maggots that are currently growing in there as we speak, raising little maggot families and baby maggots riding big wheels. Should I just book ass out of here or can I neutralize the smell with some common office product.
Next, is this bag ruined now? Someone mentioned that I could probably dry clean it, but I don't know if in taking this bag into a dry cleaner, would the person laugh at me and say we don't clean that type stuff here? Should I just throw the thing away and go get a new one and start bringing my food in a cooler like most normal people? Help. It's really starting to smell now. I'm getting weaker. Smell...taking over office...getting tunnel vision...must rid bag of smell

 

[The Terminator]

I would just work a little later than everyone else today and put that sucker in a plastic grocery bag on your way out. You might also go into the bathroom and see if you can find some sort of covering agent to spray on it, like Glade. Then throw it in the dumpster on your way out and buy yourself a $10 cooler

 

[herk]

that's some funny shit!!!!

 

[gymtime]

You're gonna have to suck it up and get it outside as soon as possible. Put it under your car, hell, you might as well toss it in a garbage can out there. I think it's dead bro. Once that protein mix seeps into the leather, I think it's there forever. You can't get it out without ruining it altogether.

 

[Binky]

Spoiled milk....yeah right.
I think you've really been jerkin off into it too much.
Nice try sport!

 

[supersizeme]

I think I'm going to put this little sucker to rest. You know I sprayed that Febreeze shit all in there this morning to try and knock out the smell and it was still overpowered by the spoiling milk? Now my immediate concern is that the smell is making it's way out of the filling cabinet. This is like going to work after having forgotten to put deoderant on.

And damn Binky you caught me again. I whacked off into it and now my spunk has turned to funk. I should've just used a tissue but the preschool bathroom I was in was completely out.

I have since ruled out taking it to the dry cleaners. By the time I get it there, it's going to smell so bad that it would knock out the cashier. I could, however, proceed to raid the cash register and acquire enough ends to replace my bag as a result of this.

 

[HumorMe]

Supersize
Get a couple of trash can liners and put the briefcase inside one of them and then double bag it and tie it up. It should mask the smell long enough to get it out of the office. Take a water hose and hose the damn thing down when you get home and leave out in the sun and see if it will air out over a couple of days, weeks, years or just throw it away and get a cooler. A spoiled protein shake has got to stink like a mother! Good luck!

 

[TheGame2001]

..

Wait til your boss leaves and put in in a place in his office where he will never find it.

 

[Y_lifter]

You mean a European Carry All ?

" It's European" !!!

 

[AAP]

just throw it in the wash when get home