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I am spooked shitless!

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I could have sworn that I heard a man's footsteps on the hardwood floor downstairs. I have not even breathed for the last two minutes. My cell phone won't take a charge right now so I couldn't call 911 if I wanted to. SHIT! I'm to afraid to go look.
 
wtf is this drama class
 
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Take a bat.
 
Im fucking serious. jeez. This is the BIG drawback to living without a man.
 
fuck it. I'm just going to turn on all the lights and make a raquet. If there is someone here they will either run or kill me. :worried:
 
Smurfy said:
you live alone?
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i was out getting milk

gonna go upstairs to check on her now




































































wearing only boxer briefs
 
haha ya ok, make a post complaining about it to anonymous strangers on the internet without taking action. if this post is the last thing you eve read, consider it your darwin award.
 
WHEW! My heart is still RACING. I could have sworn I heard what I heard. Maybe I have a ghostie...lol. All windows and doors locked. Geez, you should have heard it. It sounded just like dress shoes on the hardwoods.

Yeah, I live alone now, smurfilicious. I moved. I get spooked sometimes without a strong shoulder.
 
swole said:
i was out getting milk

gonna go upstairs to check on her now




wearing only boxer briefs
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I wish you were here now. I would definitely be clinging...lol.
 
Yarg! said:
haha ya ok, make a post complaining about it to anonymous strangers on the internet without taking action. if this post is the last thing you eve read, consider it your darwin award.
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what action would you suppose that I take in that situation. I didn't breathe and tried to listen but I have NO WEAPONS up here and my damn phone is dead. I was on the computer when I heard it. Very odd. I wish you guys could have heard it. I can't figure out what made that noise.
 
heatherrae said:
I could have sworn that I heard a man's footsteps on the hardwood floor downstairs. I have not even breathed for the last two minutes. My cell phone won't take a charge right now so I couldn't call 911 if I wanted to. SHIT! I'm to afraid to go look.
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What do man's footsteps sound like as opposed to women's footsteps?
 
spooked shitless sounds like a good time for anal, imo.
 
heatherrae said:
what action would you suppose that I take in that situation. I didn't breathe and tried to listen but I have NO WEAPONS up here and my damn phone is dead. I was on the computer when I heard it. Very odd. I wish you guys could have heard it. I can't figure out what made that noise.
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i dont know like go downstairs and check , lock your bedroom door, get ur phone beside u, listen again , and anything can be a weapon. u got a pen there? arm yourself with it. ur boobs could be weapons. youre pregnant right. so theyre huge at the moment. suffocate him with your tits! i dont know, defend yourself anyway possible. i mean the last thing that would possibly go thru my mind in the event of a home break in or even the threat of, would be to post on the internet. thats like me coming here and going "hey guys theres incredible amounts of smoke coming from my bathroom and something smells like its burning. LOLZ". and not investigating.
 
Smurfy said:
What do man's footsteps sound like as opposed to women's footsteps?
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sounded heavy and deliberate and like hardsole shoes but not like the clicking of women's heels. I don't know...don't you think you can hear a difference in a woman's footsteps and a man's?

I think maybe I just got chicken...LOL.
 
needtogetas said:
give me your adress and I will call for you. :)
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LOL...I would have. This would be an odd place to actually do anything though because I live in a condo. People would hear.


I'm such a big dork.

Nevermind peeps. i just got scared.
 
b0und said:
You need some self-defence lessons.



b0und (I know)
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I took thai boxing for a year until my trainer literally chased me around the gym trying to rub liniment on my thighs one day when I had a private lesson. Guess it ended up he was the one I needed the protection from...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I took thai boxing for a year until my trainer literally chased me around the gym trying to rub liniment on my thighs one day when I had a private lesson. Guess it ended up he was the one I needed the protection from...lol.
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why are u scared then?
 
heatherrae said:
Im fucking serious. jeez. This is the BIG drawback to living without a man.
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With all our flaws us men do serve a purpose. :)
 
paradox said:
With all our flaws us men do serve a purpose. :)
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I LOVE men, actually. big strong shoulders, big pouty lips, smell of their cologne, soft sweaters, kissing red wine off their lips...dang, i'm getting carried away....ROFL.
 
You live alone and don't even have weapon??

Get your ass you a sporting goods store tomorrow and buy a shotgun. Go to a range and learn how to use it. Make sure to get a trigger lock for it if you have kids...



-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
You live alone and don't even have weapon??

Get your ass you a sporting goods store tomorrow and buy a shotgun. Go to a range and learn how to use it. Make sure to get a trigger lock for it if you have kids...



-BRR
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hmmmm...maybe I should. At least I need to get my phone fixed. I put it on the charger and for some reason it won't take a charge. I must have gotten a dud battery. I just bought the phone in december.
 
heatherrae said:
I LOVE men, actually. big strong shoulders, big pouty lips, smell of their cologne, soft sweaters, kissing red wine off their lips...dang, i'm getting carried away....ROFL.
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I thought my ears were ringing.

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heatherrae said:
hmmmm...maybe I should. At least I need to get my phone fixed. I put it on the charger and for some reason it won't take a charge. I must have gotten a dud battery. I just bought the phone in december.
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Shot gun, something small, get bird shot cartridges. It spreads so you don't have to be a marksman, especially inside a house AND birdshot wont go thru all your walls and hit the kids in the next room. Most of the spread stays inside the walls pretty nicely, unless you hit it close range.





-BRR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Shot gun, something small, get bird shot cartridges. It spreads so you don't have to be a marksman, especially inside a house AND birdshot wont go thru all your walls and hit the kids in the next room. Most of the spread stays inside the walls pretty nicely, unless you hit it close range.





-BRR
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an automatic one with more than one shot you think. I wouldn't want just a single shot one, just in case.

if you get one of those trigger locks, how hard is it to get the lock off? would it be so slow as to defeat the purpose of the gun?

The only gun I've ever owned was a ppk, but that was YEARS ago. I've never fired a shotgun. The recoil would be pretty strong,right?
 
heatherrae said:
:spit:

that was perfect!
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I have been told that many many times before.



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heatherrae said:
an automatic one with more than one shot you think. I wouldn't want just a single shot one, just in case.

if you get one of those trigger locks, how hard is it to get the lock off? would it be so slow as to defeat the purpose of the gun?

The only gun I've ever owned was a ppk, but that was YEARS ago. I've never fired a shotgun. The recoil would be pretty strong,right?
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Get a pump shotgun, something small, at least 4 round capacity... NO SINGLE SHOT! get one that will let you pump out at least 4....

In your case being a female... I would go with a 20 Gauge.


Yes the trigger locks do suck ass... But the chances of you having to use the weapon against an assailant are slim when compared to the chances of your kid finding the gun and wanting to mess with it...
Today you heard the foot steps and had enough time to post about it on EF a couple of times.. You could have taken the lock off and walked downstairs with confidence...

You have to figure out the best safety solution according to the age of your children. If they are little (5yrl or less) then you can just keep it out of their reach, and make sure you don't have a round chambered when the gun is away.

If they are 5-13 (maybe 15 depending on the kid), you NEED a trigger lock.... If they are 13-15+ then you should have taken them to the range and taught them how to use it and explained the responsibility...



-BRR
 
Also,


Be prepared in case you ever have the misfortune of seeing an intruder down your barrel. Know your state laws and understand the circumstance that allow you to shoot...
Take NO more than three shots, anymore than that can be considered going PASS self defense into murder...
If you have to shoot then you better KILL, dead men tell no tales, when the cops come, you only want them documenting your side of the story. The guy on your living room floor should not be talking. It will make it much easier for you if you ever have to go to court.

Make sure the person is FACING you scream and give them a chance to leave peacefully. If the intruder approaches you then pull the trigger. Make sure the intruder is facing you and not running away to leave, the coroner can tell if you blasted the guy from behind or while he was on the ground...

If the guy charges you... Three shots one right after the other. Do not wait to check their pulse in between shots, it will make the cops think there was premeditation... The cops will walk right over to your neighbors house and ask them what they heard... You want your neighbors to tell them it was three fast shots.

The deceased has to have a weapon or you'll have a hard time proving your life was in danger.
Hey, maybe he went into your kitchen cabinet and took your kitchen knife and threatened you with it. If he is holding it, the cops will understand you had no choice.

Everyday houses are broken into. Right now as you read this, there is a criminal breaking into a home. If the homeowner is lucky, the intruder is just a robber looking for goods, they will take what they want and be on their way...
Some people are not so lucky and their homes are broken into by sick fucks who are looking to make it a really bad night for the women in the house...



-BRR
 
I hope everything you wrote in that post is BULLSHIT.......but I know what country we live in so I'm afraid it might not be. Point is, a woman especially but ANYBODY!!........should be able to blast away on an intruder, no questions asked. It's bullshit I have to ascertain a mans intentions before I take action......which in the mean time could EASILY cause myself harm or death. IF a woman comes across a man in her home....whether he charges or not she should be able to open up.....period!!! If the guy charges.....who gives a fuck if he has a weapon or not, if he gets to her he will definitely overpower her....than what?? It's like, in this country......we have to take the higher risk in such a confrontation because we wouldn't want to accidently tread on the mans rights who, in fact, is in our house in the middle of night..........bullshit!! I am not for people walking around the streets like dirty harry, but fuck this is our own home. I swear all of us our owned....even in our own homes...... :mad:




Big Rick Rock said:
Also,


Be prepared in case you ever have the misfortune of seeing an intruder down your barrel. Know your state laws and understand the circumstance that allow you to shoot...
Take NO more than three shots, anymore than that can be considered going PASS self defense into murder...
If you have to shoot then you better KILL, dead men tell no tales, when the cops come, you only want them documenting your side of the story. The guy on your living room floor should not be talking. It will make it much easier for you if you ever have to go to court.

Make sure the person is FACING you scream and give them a chance to leave peacefully. If the intruder approaches you then pull the trigger. Make sure the intruder is facing you and not running away to leave, the coroner can tell if you blasted the guy from behind or while he was on the ground...

If the guy charges you... Three shots one right after the other. Do not wait to check their pulse in between shots, it will make the cops think there was premeditation... The cops will walk right over to your neighbors house and ask them what they heard... You want your neighbors to tell them it was three fast shots.

The deceased has to have a weapon or you'll have a hard time proving your life was in danger.
Hey, maybe he went into your kitchen cabinet and took your kitchen knife and threatened you with it. If he is holding it, the cops will understand you had no choice.

Everyday houses are broken into. Right now as you read this, there is a criminal breaking into a home. If the homeowner is lucky, the intruder is just a robber looking for goods, they will take what they want and be on their way...
Some people are not so lucky and their homes are broken into by sick fucks who are looking to make it a really bad night for the women in the house...



-BRR
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youngguns said:
^^ Killing someone would be insane.
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is sanity letting them kill and rape you instead, then?

theyre in your house, kill them, end of story, wtf kind of idiot society do we live in where you cant kill an intruder in your home at night. ive lost count of the times i stalked the house in pitch blackness after hearing a noise with my knife, absolutely ready to gut someone, kid or not i dont care wrong place wrong time fairs fair piss off

ive been narcy lately. i think its lack of sleep. hm.
 
I would listen to Brr..Go ahead and go out today and get some thing small, yet protective. No need to be living alone with no protection and a nutjob for an ex.
 
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Big Rick Rock said:
You live alone and don't even have weapon??

Get your ass you a sporting goods store tomorrow and buy a shotgun. Go to a range and learn how to use it. Make sure to get a trigger lock for it if you have kids...



-BRR
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I live alone and have no weapon. It's called "buying good locks".
I don't think guns are the answer.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Everyday houses are broken into. Right now as you read this, there is a criminal breaking into a home. If the homeowner is lucky, the intruder is just a robber looking for goods, they will take what they want and be on their way...
Some people are not so lucky and their homes are broken into by sick fucks who are looking to make it a really bad night for the women in the house...

-BRR
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Or, right now there is someone breaking into a house where the house owner has a gun, but the thief is stronger and takes the gun off the owner and uses it on him/her.
Heather, you have enough problems in your life. Get a dog or good locks. You do not need a gun.
 
heatherrae said:
I could have sworn that I heard a man's footsteps on the hardwood floor downstairs. I have not even breathed for the last two minutes. My cell phone won't take a charge right now so I couldn't call 911 if I wanted to. SHIT! I'm to afraid to go look.
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what is the longest you tried that "no breathing" thing?

practice makes perfect, you know?
 
blueta2 said:
I live alone and have no weapon. It's called "buying good locks".
I don't think guns are the answer.
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blueta2 said:
Or, right now there is someone breaking into a house where the house owner has a gun, but the thief is stronger and takes the gun off the owner and uses it on him/her.
Heather, you have enough problems in your life. Get a dog or good locks. You do not need a gun.
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lmao! You should do stand-up
 
Kill everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!KILL KILL KILL YEAH!!!!!!


I hope everything you wrote in that post is BULLSHIT.......but I know what country we live in so I'm afraid it might not be. Point is, a woman especially but ANYBODY!!........should be able to blast away on an intruder, no questions asked. It's bullshit I have to ascertain a mans intentions before I take action......which in the mean time could EASILY cause myself harm or death. IF a woman comes across a man in her home....whether he charges or not she should be able to open up.....period!!! If the guy charges.....who gives a fuck if he has a weapon or not, if he gets to her he will definitely overpower her....than what?? It's like, in this country......we have to take the higher risk in such a confrontation because we wouldn't want to accidently tread on the mans rights who, in fact, is in our house in the middle of night..........bullshit!! I am not for people walking around the streets like dirty harry, but fuck this is our own home. I swear all of us our owned....even in our own homes......
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^^^I totally agree^^^^
 
heatherrae said:
Im fucking serious. jeez. This is the BIG drawback to living without a man.
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when i moved into my new place 3 years ago, i would hear noises ALLLLL the time. scared the livin' poop out of me.


mini me was only 2.5.....her room was next to mine so every freakin' 20 minutes i'd make my way in to check on her. i'd arm myself with a l'ville slugger bat and (don't laugh) a bottle of lysol. it was the kind that would shoot a straight laser beam spray so i figured i could squirt someone to death if the bat didn't work.


actually, i had it thought out...i took the lysol and a lighter with me. at the time i was fat heifer so i knew i wouldn't be able to run or fight my way out of anything. and a bad guy would prolly laugh if i took a swing at him. so i figured i'd torch the guy.
 
Wow, you have sunk to the depths of e-attention needing. WOW.

It's funny how it's so cyclical round here. First it was QT, then the AWing calmed down with her. Then it was Frisky, and the AWing calmed down with her as well. Then that myway chick, then Feisty, and so on and so on.

Lol. Wonder who the next one will be
 
Heather the lawyer
was the goofiest chick i know
With an abusive ex
and premarital sex
she had nowhere else to go.....
So. she moved back in
with her parents again
and scrounged around toilet bowls...
she had many a suitor
that just didn't suit her
and now she's out back on her own
Suddenly, she got a fright!
manly footsteps, late at night
Oh no! what should i do???
Stay away
from men, i say
and their guns & booze and goo.
 
HumanTarget said:
Heather the lawyer
was the goofiest chick i know
With an abusive ex
and premarital sex
she had nowhere else to go.....
So. she moved back in
with her parents again
and scrounged around toilet bowls...
she had many a suitor
that just didn't suit her
and now she's out back on her own
Suddenly, she got a fright!
manly footsteps, late at night
Oh no! what should i do???
Stay away
from men, i say
and their guns & booze and goo.
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oh effin gah...why don't you just ask her to marry you, shesh.
 
habitualhealth said:
oh effin gah...why don't you just ask her to marry you, shesh.
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i don't do tertiary, used up, unwed moms. and no, we don't think your kids are that cute. we just want what's in the box, Chuck....
 
HumanTarget said:
i don't do tertiary, used up, unwed moms. and no, we don't think your kids are that cute. we just want what's in the box, Chuck....
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good, because we don't do wanna be funny guys whose continual persuit of getting "box" ends only in laffable rejection.

the "unwed used up moms" with half a brain wouldn't acknowledge the air you breathe.
 
i think AAP waS Talking about you in that thread, this is a pretty attention whoreish thread.

maybe you shouldnt have cheated
 
I'm on the same page as BRR....for the most part. If you do decide to get a gun, a pump 12 gauge is the tool to shop for. They make one called the "Defender" and it is designed for that very purpose. It's short barreled makes it easier to manuever, holds seven rounds I think, and if you get smaller buck shot like #3 there are plenty of pellets but it's leathal. In all honesty, pumping a shotgun to rack one into the chamber is an unmistakable sound and most bad guys will gun at the mere sound of it. They're mostly cowards and don't want to be faced with a 12ga. held by a pissed off woman. It will kick but when it's for real you'll never feel it, and chances are you won't remember how many shots you fire. Yelling out a warning to them lets them know you are aware of their precence, and gives them a chance to bug out. Rcking a round in the chamber is their second chance to run. Third strike, their out.

The comments about having a gun taken from you and used against you are RARE, and are the result of someone who's not decided they want to live. If it comes to the point where you are aiming a gun at another human it's because your life is in danger. You have to make up your mind ahead of time that your life ( and now in your case, the life of your baby) are worth fighting for. Women who are afraid to fight are victims every time. Those who fight have a much better chance of NOT being victimized.

Another option for a gun that would be about as effective but would require some practice is a semi-auto with a laser. The sound of the slide being cycled combined with the laser or even a light would chase off the typical perp.

If your interested in more info PM me.
 
When my bf moved out I was always hearing things that I didn't hear before. I would just lay in bed real still to see if I could hear it agian and see where it is coming from. I still hear noises sometimes and it doesn't sounds like house settling noises. I think on of the noises I was hearing was the living room tv cool down, and one of the others is the ice maker.
 
Pintoca and Blue-tatas,

Let's say what HR heard was indeed footsteps in her condo downstairs, what would you have done in her situation?
 
KillahBee said:
Wow, you have sunk to the depths of e-attention needing. WOW.

It's funny how it's so cyclical round here. First it was QT, then the AWing calmed down with her. Then it was Frisky, and the AWing calmed down with her as well. Then that myway chick, then Feisty, and so on and so on.

Lol. Wonder who the next one will be
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i can't believe i wasn't mentioned.


gah baby, i knew you loved me.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Pintoca and Blue-tatas,

Let's say what HR heard was indeed footsteps in her condo downstairs, what would you have done in her situation?
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Have your avi on hand, show the attacker to kill him with laughter ;-)

Like I do now when I hear a noise, stay quiet, listen, try to figure out if it's my imagination or a real noise. If someone were in my place, I would call 911 (I have a land line at home), and probably get out of my room through a window (I live on the ground floor). Normally, I just go check out the noise and it's nothing. I have good locks and security windows and very nosey neighbors.
If someone were in my house, I would freak, try to run, grab a knife, but certainly not shoot him.
 
HR, next time your liberal constituants want to talk about gun control, the power of the NRA, etc., tell them to F' off, that will be the turning point of your conversion to the "right" side.

seriously, I am reading this well after it was first posted. You need to always have a cell phone, portable phone, etc and your gun when your upstairs. I'd have 2 guns,one hidden up and one down.
 
blueta2 said:
Have your avi on hand, show the attacker to kill him with laughter ;-)

Like I do now when I hear a noise, stay quiet, listen, try to figure out if it's my imagination or a real noise. If someone were in my place, I would call 911 (I have a land line at home), and probably get out of my room through a window (I live on the ground floor). Normally, I just go check out the noise and it's nothing. I have good locks and security windows and very nosey neighbors.
If someone were in my house, I would freak, try to run, grab a knife, but certainly not shoot him.
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I do not think you realize how quickly someone can be in your room. Most times you do not have the luxury of time to react, sit and listen, and exit thru a window. I know this because I once had a person enter my house and in the bedroom before I could react.

You cannot always rely on your bat-like hearing either. You say you have noisey neighbors, so you can very easily mistake noises in your own place with that of the neighbors.

Hopefully you will never face the situation, but you are a sitting duck for a rape/murder should you ever encounter such a person.

Thank goodness for guns.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I do not think you realize how quickly someone can be in your room. Most times you do not have the luxury of time to react, sit and listen, and exit thru a window. I know this because I once had a person enter my house and in the bedroom before I could react.

You cannot always rely on your bat-like hearing either. You say you have noisey neighbors, so you can very easily mistake noises in your own place with that of the neighbors.

Hopefully you will never face the situation, but you are a sitting duck for a rape/murder should you ever encounter such a person.

Thank goodness for guns.
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And what if I get in my car and die in an accident, and what if I slip and hit my head and die, and what if I am walking down the street and some loony attacks me.......we cannot live by "what if's"!
You know why there are so few murders here in Canada? Because we are not gun-totin, trigger happy people.
Ok, so some guy gets into my house and attacks me, I'll do what I can to survive. Unless I sleep with my gun, there is no way to stop this guy.
 
True story:

While my husband and I were shopping for Christmas gifts just before the holiday in Grapevine, Tx (historic downtown LOTS of really neat shops) a HYUGE female police officer followed us into one of the shops. She had to be like 6 foot plus - no joke. Anyways both the Old Grump and I were like thinking to ourselves, "Honey, is there some sort of outstanding warrant that you forgot to tell me about?" So she comes right up to us and starts chatting in a very friendly manner. Next thing you know she is telling us to get ourselves some firearms and go shooting. "Lots of couples enjoy that hobby and women find it very empowering!"

OMG

I LOVE TEXAS. :)


I know all too well how scary it is to be a woman living alone. Last night even though my husband was holding me all night I couldn't sleep from night terrors. You only need to be assaulted once to know that it isn't fun.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Pintoca and Blue-tatas,

Let's say what HR heard was indeed footsteps in her condo downstairs, what would you have done in her situation?
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she is a lawyer,

so

she should sue the intruder
 
LOL...this turned into a gun control thread??? I didn't see that one coming.

I had an intruder enter my home after Hurricane Andrew in Miami. He attempted to rape me, and I had to physically fight him off of me. His attempt was unsuccessful. After that, I got a gun. There was lots of looting and stuff going on and things got dangerous for a single woman living there.

After I moved to NC, I sold the gun and haven't had once since.

I'm not opposed to guns. I have myself and a baby to protect. If it is him or me, I would prefer it be him who has to die. I can't jump out of the damn second story window pregnant, and he's the one who broke in, right?
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...this turned into a gun control thread??? I didn't see that one coming.

I had an intruder enter my home after Hurricane Andrew in Miami. He attempted to rape me, and I had to physically fight him off of me. His attempt was unsuccessful. After that, I got a gun. There was lots of looting and stuff going on and things got dangerous for a single woman living there.

After I moved to NC, I sold the gun and haven't had once since.

I'm not opposed to guns. I have myself and a baby to protect. If it is him or me, I would prefer it be him who has to die. I can't jump out of the damn second story window pregnant, and he's the one who broke in, right?
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Guns dont kill people. People kill people. LOL

You dont need to justify your behavior to a board full of internet strangers. Until any one of them have been in your situation they can give opinions out the wazoo, ultimately it will be YOU that either gets hurt.... or not.

Try pulling a gun on some asshole that assaults you in your own home in Jersey and YOUR ASS goes to jail.

Texas is very cool like that. :)
 
HumanTarget said:
Heather the lawyer
was the goofiest chick i know
With an abusive ex
and premarital sex
she had nowhere else to go.....
So. she moved back in
with her parents again
and scrounged around toilet bowls...
she had many a suitor
that just didn't suit her
and now she's out back on her own
Suddenly, she got a fright!
manly footsteps, late at night
Oh no! what should i do???
Stay away
from men, i say
and their guns & booze and goo.
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:lmao:

Human Seuss
 
i think if you bust out into a compulsive rage of tourettes screaming all kinds of crazy sheet with a lil head twitch thing going on and then tell the guy that the last time you were robbed and raped you contracted aids....you might have a shot at safety.

screw guns, my brain is the most powerful weapon ever. bang bang.
 
habitualhealth said:
i think if you bust out into a compulsive rage of tourettes screaming all kinds of crazy sheet with a lil head twitch thing going on and then tell the guy that the last time you were robbed and raped you contracted aids....you might have a shot at safety.

screw guns, my brain is the most powerful weapon ever. bang bang.
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But we all already know that YOU are retarded like that. :qt:
 
habitualhealth said:
i think if you bust out into a compulsive rage of tourettes screaming all kinds of crazy sheet with a lil head twitch thing going on and then tell the guy that the last time you were robbed and raped you contracted aids....you might have a shot at safety.

screw guns, my brain is the most powerful weapon ever. bang bang.
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:lmao: I think some days your weapon is on "safety"





j/k
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Guns dont kill people. People kill people. LOL

You dont need to justify your behavior to a board full of internet strangers. Until any one of them have been in your situation they can give opinions out the wazoo, ultimately it will be YOU that either gets hurt.... or not.

Try pulling a gun on some asshole that assaults you in your own home in Jersey and YOUR ASS goes to jail.

Texas is very cool like that. :)
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Kentucky is too. ;-)
 
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