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I am spooked shitless!

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habitualhealth said:
i think if you bust out into a compulsive rage of tourettes screaming all kinds of crazy sheet with a lil head twitch thing going on and then tell the guy that the last time you were robbed and raped you contracted aids....you might have a shot at safety.

screw guns, my brain is the most powerful weapon ever. bang bang.
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My brain is a 44 magnum, I can out think most crooks.
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habitualhealth said:
at least my weapon works miss "let me start a thread while some dude is breaking into my house maybe the EFers can save me".


talk about "safety"
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LOL...I was here anyway and was thinking "maybe I will have to type to someone to call 911." It took me a good 10 minutes to gather the courage to go look. lol. I didn't have a damn thing up here to use as a weapon. It was pretty pathetic.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Get a pump shotgun, something small, at least 4 round capacity... NO SINGLE SHOT! get one that will let you pump out at least 4....

In your case being a female... I would go with a 20 Gauge.


Yes the trigger locks do suck ass... But the chances of you having to use the weapon against an assailant are slim when compared to the chances of your kid finding the gun and wanting to mess with it...
Today you heard the foot steps and had enough time to post about it on EF a couple of times.. You could have taken the lock off and walked downstairs with confidence...

You have to figure out the best safety solution according to the age of your children. If they are little (5yrl or less) then you can just keep it out of their reach, and make sure you don't have a round chambered when the gun is away.

If they are 5-13 (maybe 15 depending on the kid), you NEED a trigger lock.... If they are 13-15+ then you should have taken them to the range and taught them how to use it and explained the responsibility...



-BRR
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Thanks. Good info.
 
did your dog that craps on the walls not bark?
 
dude you're soooooo hhhhiiiiiigggghhhhhh.......yyyyeeaaaahhhhhh, fuckin A this cat rules!!!



QUOTE=HumanTarget]Heather the lawyer
was the goofiest chick i know
With an abusive ex
and premarital sex
she had nowhere else to go.....
So. she moved back in
with her parents again
and scrounged around toilet bowls...
she had many a suitor
that just didn't suit her
and now she's out back on her own
Suddenly, she got a fright!
manly footsteps, late at night
Oh no! what should i do???
Stay away
from men, i say
and their guns & booze and goo.[/QUOTE]
 
youngguns said:
lol your dog craps on the wall? and people say dogs are better...
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No, he didn't crap on the wall. he had had loose stools that got in the fur on his butt. I was running late to the hospital and had to put him up in the bathroom. By the time I got back it had gotten all over the bathroom.

Stilleto is just being...well stilleto-ish.
 
heatherrae said:
No, he didn't crap on the wall. he had had loose stools that got in the fur on his butt. I was running late to the hospital and had to put him up in the bathroom. By the time I got back it had gotten all over the bathroom.

Stilleto is just being...well stilleto-ish.
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That SUCKS! Cats puke though, the little bass turds
 
youngguns said:
I never had a dog growing up, I'm sure I would love one that was smart, not annoying, and didn't stick, that didn't shed, what bread is for me?
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Perhaps a poodle. They are extremely bright and energetic, don't shed and are hypoallergenic. That is a serious response by the way. I'm not jerking your chain.
 
heatherrae said:
Perhaps a poodle. They are extremely bright and energetic, don't shed and are hypoallergenic. That is a serious response by the way. I'm not jerking your chain.
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I think that's a bit to feminine for me, you know? By the way, my chain is bored .. :evil:
 
heatherrae said:
I could have sworn that I heard a man's footsteps on the hardwood floor downstairs. I have not even breathed for the last two minutes. My cell phone won't take a charge right now so I couldn't call 911 if I wanted to. SHIT! I'm to afraid to go look.
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But instead you are tying shit on the computer instead of aquiring a Louisville slugger or a colt 45? Proof some women need a protector!
 
heatherrae said:
WHEW! My heart is still RACING. I could have sworn I heard what I heard. Maybe I have a ghostie...lol. All windows and doors locked. Geez, you should have heard it. It sounded just like dress shoes on the hardwoods.

Yeah, I live alone now, smurfilicious. I moved. I get spooked sometimes without a strong shoulder.
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Do you know how ridiculous that sounds Heather. You are the protector now. Do you have an escape ladder upstairs, in case of fire?
 
blueta2 said:
They're American, they can't help it ;-)
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I agree that americans think guns will fix everything, even a hole in the wall...........but I'll also agree that at 2am, with a masked man in your home......a gun makes more sense to me than just about anything. I am fully of the opinion that people who break into homes having a good idea folks are home.........are fully prepared to engage the home owner in "some" form of violence, even if later they are proved to have been unarmed. If I'm breaking into an elderly persons home, why would I bring a gun? If the old geezer shows his face I'll just uppercut him through a wall........which to old person, could mean death. Soooooo sorry.............a gun, or preferrably a sawed off shottie, is your best friend at 2am with a stranger trouncing around your house. And what amazes me is that people act like it doesn't happen.......it's happening in broad daylight now.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Guns dont kill people. People kill people. LOL

You dont need to justify your behavior to a board full of internet strangers. Until any one of them have been in your situation they can give opinions out the wazoo, ultimately it will be YOU that either gets hurt.... or not.

Try pulling a gun on some asshole that assaults you in your own home in Jersey and YOUR ASS goes to jail.

Texas is very cool like that. :)
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Here in Texas, someone in your home and you feel threatened, shoot the MF'er. Police and the District Attys will make sure that your no billed. In Houston, you won't even be charged with anything, it's just another dead guy in somebody's home.

Your obviously intelligent, use some of it. I suggest a short barreled pump 12ga if you can handel one, I bet you can. Baretta makes one, tell the guy at the store you want a "house gun", he'll fix you up. Everyone in the whole world knows the sound of a round being chambered with a pump. If he is within earshot, he'll be looking for the first way out. If he doesn't, first two shells are #2 bird shot, all the rest 00 buck. He'll either look like hamburger or Swiss cheese, both are no longer a threat to you.
 
txbondsman said:
Here in Texas, someone in your home and you feel threatened, shoot the MF'er. Police and the District Attys will make sure that your no billed. In Houston, you won't even be charged with anything, it's just another dead guy in somebody's home.

As long as they fall inside the home. Be sure to drag them inside if he/she makes its outside.
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radarstoy. As long as they fall inside the home. Be sure to drag them inside if he/she makes its outside.[/QUOTE said:
now that makes you "seriously" criminally liable.......I'd rather the police just track the blood stains and verify he was shot inside my home. No way I"m messing with a dead body........
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redsamurai said:
radarstoy. As long as they fall inside the home. Be sure to drag them inside if he/she makes its outside.[/QUOTE said:
now that makes you "seriously" criminally liable.......I'd rather the police just track the blood stains and verify he was shot inside my home. No way I"m messing with a dead body........
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I was always told that, maybe different states have different rules idk.
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radarstoy said:
I was always told that, maybe different states have different rules idk.
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oh I get what you're saying, and you have a point.....it looks much better if the person is lying inside your home than outside. I'm just saying that dragging a body back into your house could "seriously" fucking backfire if they can see that you in fact did drag the body back in. There really would be nothing for you to say......you'd be done.
 
I have thought about this and the only conclusion I can come up with is that it was a corporate lipstick lesbian in her wingtips.
 
AAP said:
I have thought about this and the only conclusion I can come up with is that it was a corporate lipstick lesbian in her wingtips.
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that would have been far sexier. lol
 
foreigngirl said:
why is this thread 7 pages?

Can anyone be nice and give cliff notes?
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I think it just wandered in various directions FG. Nothing too earth shattering and not worth reading 7 pages...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I think it just wandered in various directions FG. Nothing too earth shattering and not worth reading 7 pages...lol.
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lol...well, damn me, I just felt the nostalgia of the old drama days :(





not really. In lacking good debates, anything is better than newspaper clips
 
foreigngirl said:
lol...well, damn me, I just felt the nostalgia of the old drama days :(





not really. In lacking good debates, anything is better than newspaper clips
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I think I posted enought drama lama ding dong for the entire week today. lol.
 
foreigngirl said:
lol....you sure did. Its usually other members calling you out creating drama.
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no doubt. She isn't responding though. we will see what she says, if anything later, i suppose.
 
radarstoy said:
txbondsman said:
Here in Texas, someone in your home and you feel threatened, shoot the MF'er. Police and the District Attys will make sure that your no billed. In Houston, you won't even be charged with anything, it's just another dead guy in somebody's home.

As long as they fall inside the home. Be sure to drag them inside if he/she makes its outside.
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that's what I used to think too, more than one policeman here told me that's completely false. As long as you felt that your life was in danger. period
The policeman in Htown laughed at me when I said that exact thing. He said, "Why would you mess up good carpeting?" quote, unquote.
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