I am one VERY lucky asshole

[fistfullofsteel]

in new jersey, the police in my county are on you like you're giving away the winning powerball lottery ticket. every asshole i know that goes out drinking and driving always gets busted, that is fact. one reason, i don't like going out and driving late at night. 100% chance you will get pulled over and they will give you any excuse why they pulled you over. they get a hard on when they find somebody who dui's or dwi's, they have nothing else to do. that's about as much action as they see.

 

[rudeboyja]

I've driven drunk most my life. An INSANE amount of times (at least 2x a week for 3 years straight) and fully blacked out almost each time. I don't drink often and hardly ever get wrecked now and I try not to drive when boozing.

Last night I got really drunk and then drive back to White Plains from NYC. I hit a cab in the city. Smashed into him from behind. I was very, very drunk. There was a cop 30 yards from us. The cabbie wanted to call him over and kept walking towards him.

Thank God I am a decent negotiator, cause I threw him $300 and change and told him to shut his mouth, which he did.

I was <that> close to being arrested.

Fuck, I was scared, no doubt.

Man, this can't be true. 3 bills for a cop risking his job. Man if you're that good come work for me...

Handle your booze better man..

 

[chewyxrage]

Man, this can't be true. 3 bills for a cop risking his job. Man if you're that good come work for me...

Handle your booze better man..

He gave the cabbie $300, not the cop...

I don't drink and drive at all anymore. I was charged w/ a DUI and spent over $10,000 getting it off my record. Shit isn't worth it.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Man, this can't be true. 3 bills for a cop risking his job. Man if you're that good come work for me...

Handle your booze better man..

I think the 3 bills was for the taxi driver to not call the cop over. Not for the cop.
Yea, there's lots of crooked cops in America (5% ?), but few will sell their badge for chump change - lol.

I also think we're all coming down to hard on KB.
I'm 45 and weigh 300 + so I can legally handle a few light beers, but 25 years ago I was 120 and would get fucked up fast. The city (Seattle/Renton/Bellevue/Issaquah) police must have pulled me over drunk and stoned at least 10 times. This was before MADD, and all they would do is yell at me, take my weed and whatever booze was left, and send me home. They usually followed me to the edge of town (I lived in the country).
I am sooo gratefull I grew up in the 70's/early 80's. I never hurt anyone, and because of understanding (lenient) law enforcement I never got a record that would have fucked up my life forever.
I cast no stones at KB, for I used to live in a glass house.
I've matured, and hopefully KB will too.

 

[digimon7068]

kb's story? i call bs. . .just sayin'.

 

[Dial_tone]

Dang, $300 cash AFTER partying? You're a baller. My ass would be gripping some cell bars right now.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I think the 3 bills was for the taxi driver to not call the cop over. Not for the cop.
Yea, there's lots of crooked cops in America (5% ?), but few will sell their badge for chump change - lol.

I also think we're all coming down to hard on KB.
I'm 45 and weigh 300 + so I can legally handle a few light beers, but 25 years ago I was 120 and would get fucked up fast. The city (Seattle/Renton/Bellevue/Issaquah) police must have pulled me over drunk and stoned at least 10 times. This was before MADD, and all they would do is yell at me, take my weed and whatever booze was left, and send me home. They usually followed me to the edge of town (I lived in the country).
I am sooo gratefull I grew up in the 70's/early 80's. I never hurt anyone, and because of understanding (lenient) law enforcement I never got a record that would have fucked up my life forever.
I cast no stones at KB, for I used to live in a glass house.
I've matured, and hopefully KB will too.

We've all done stupid shit, no doubt. But I wonder if your tone would be so forgiving if it was YOUR WIFE Killahbee crashed into and I dunno, paralyzed her?

Fact is, he doesn't sound like he learned a freaking thing.

Not one of my posts is *holier than thou*. But more *You fucking dumbass kid... Your parents and God gave you more than most could ever hope for and you regularly and WRECKLESSLY piss it away because....?*

Nothing more and nothing less

 

[stilleto]

Wait, ur around 4'7" ??!??!?!?

lol
no, my grandma was. my grandfather was around 5'2" maybe.
my other set of grandparents weren't much taller. maybe 5'1" and 5'2"

I'm the freakshow of my family at 5'6"

my father looked half asian- like Hawaiian. he got into a number of accidents, but i don't think it was because of his vision.

 

[-SD-]

there are alot of people who drive drunk better than most black women drive sober..

Guess youre bored and trying to get a rise out of people with this. At least get the stereotype right, its fucking asians.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Actually, I have heard the *black woman on a cellphone* stereotype too.