I am one VERY lucky asshole

[needtogetaas]

I've driven drunk most my life. An INSANE amount of times (at least 2x a week for 3 years straight) and fully blacked out almost each time. I don't drink often and hardly ever get wrecked now and I try not to drive when boozing.

Last night I got really drunk and then drive back to White Plains from NYC. I hit a cab in the city. Smashed into him from behind. I was very, very drunk. There was a cop 30 yards from us. The cabbie wanted to call him over and kept walking towards him.

Thank God I am a decent negotiator, cause I threw him $300 and change and told him to shut his mouth, which he did.

I was <that> close to being arrested.

Fuck, I was scared, no doubt.

300 bucks saved you prob 20x that much and a hole lot of bullshit...good call bro...I would have just booked it.

some one stole my care has worked for me 3 times already.lol

 

[needtogetaas]

What's wrong with you? Why the hell do you continue to do it then, knobshine? Do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself now to reassure us that your worthless genetics won't continue to pollute the gene pool. I will personally shake the hand of the person who gets drunk and brutally slaughters your mother, sister, wife/girlfriend and unborn child, and do everything in my power to help him avoid any legal responsibility for his actions.

wow somath this is a first.

 

[binö]

it's not the accident i fear drinking and driving it's the dui

 

[Bikini Mod]

it's not the accident i fear drinking and driving it's the dui

As long as you dont drink and drive, THAT is all that matters.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Please tell us your just trolling

 

[wootoom]

it's not the accident i fear drinking and driving it's the dui

so you wouldnt care if you killed a family?

 

[Dial_tone]

most people dont realize that like 80% of people who go out are the same way..

cops know this too and they dont really care either..

my buddy has gotten pulled over like 11 times drunk and never once got a dui and they always know..

Would your buddy happen to be Caucasian?

 

[calveless wonder]

in new jersey, the police in my county are on you like you're giving away the winning powerball lottery ticket. every asshole i know that goes out drinking and driving always gets busted, that is fact. one reason, i don't like going out and driving late at night. 100% chance you will get pulled over and they will give you any excuse why they pulled you over. they get a hard on when they find somebody who dui's or dwi's, they have nothing else to do. that's about as much action as they see.

would never ever drink and drive in new jersey. you hit it on the nose...
those fuckin cops are the worst. all jerkoffs, nothing better to do and find any excuse to pull you over. the richer the town, the bigger dicks they are.
they're the reason i am so paranoid of cops.

in miami, the cops only give a shit when they have to meet their quota (i.e. on certain days). and there's usually at least 1 asshole on the road driving crazier/stupider than you are, and usually in a hoopty, so its easier to lay low

 

[binö]

so you wouldnt care if you killed a family?

easy now tool belt, did i say that?
of course i would care.
but in rural country, as long as you drive on your side of the road and slow down for curves, it's not the accidents you have to fear...traffic is slim to none.
it's the state police that you fear.
either way i don't drink and drive...even a little

 

[H_T_]

all the dealers and wife beaters slap yourselves, now....