I am conducting a scientific study

Strongbow · Oct 4, 2012

and at the same time winning a bet. Last weekend me and a bro were talking watching some game film of Lil Beezy and counting yards, you know what dad's do. I bet this ngr that 70% of every person that walked into a McDonalds was a lard ass piece of shit. He said noway maybe 50%, I said let's conduct a study. Anyway after a couple of sleeves of Copenhagen and 6 or 7 cases of beer, the survey stands at about 63%. We still have Friday at luch and Saturday morning to go sit in the Mickey D's parking lot and drink beer and watch the fat asses go in and out, but I think with the buffalo ass Friday lunch herd I will be the winner. Not only will I win I will be doing a great service to the scientific community with my study. You can Thank me later.

billfred · Oct 4, 2012

Like you are capable of that kind of higher math.

-SD- · Oct 4, 2012

"Strongbow" and "scientific" are mutually exclusive terms

Strongbow · Oct 4, 2012

billfred said:
Like you are capable of that kind of higher math.

I'm very capable of counting the pop knots I put on your old ass head if you son't STFU

WoodyO · Oct 4, 2012

What kind of beer was it?

zwhit · Oct 4, 2012

WoodyO said:
What kind of beer was it?

old milwuakee

Strongbow · Oct 4, 2012

Bud Lite, he bought the beer. I got one of those Yetti coolers and we fill that bish up and drink cold beer on Saturdays. Cooler keeps yo beer cold as fuck for weeks with one bag of ice.

just...v · Oct 4, 2012

billfred said:
Like you are capable of that kind of higher math.

Are you saying counting is higher math? Lololo poor SB.

Strongbow · Oct 4, 2012

just...v said:
Are you saying counting is higher math? Lololo poor SB.

I can count to two, that means two titties, two ass cheeks and two of my balls in your mouf.

just...v · Oct 4, 2012

Strongbow said:
I can count to two, that means two titties, two ass cheeks and two of my balls in your mouf.

Bitch please.

We both know I'll have you hog tied and anally violated before you can get the word "titties" past your redneck lips.

So calm yo ass down.

brownbrown · Oct 4, 2012

Not scientific.....
Without logging individuals you are Counting the Same people over and over which =0wrong percentages.

Oh the irony, 2 guys using tobacco, drinking beer (shittybeer) trying to analyze someone elses bad habits.
Along with drinking in a car then driving and putting other people in danger.
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billfred · Oct 4, 2012

just...v said:
Are you saying counting is higher math? Lololo poor SB.

no but those percentages are going to get all messed up.

Strongbow · Oct 4, 2012

brownbrown said:
Not scientific.....
Without logging individuals you are Counting the Same people over and over which =0wrong percentages.

Oh the irony, 2 guys using tobacco, drinking beer (shittybeer) trying to analyze someone elses bad habits.
Along with drinking in a car then driving and putting other people in danger.
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So what's your point dip shit. You like beer or what?

brownbrown · Oct 4, 2012

Strongbow said:
So what's your point dip shit. You like beer or what?

Yep, and Cope "Straight long cut"- rare
But this mother fucker won't drink that piss you put down your throat.

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Fitguy308 · Oct 4, 2012

Did your head almost explode when you were writing this thread SB

digimon7068 · Oct 4, 2012

brownbrown said:
Yep, and Cope "Straight long cut"- rare
But this mother fucker won't drink that piss you put down your throat.

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i like bud light...and skoal classic long cut :whatever:

redsamurai · Oct 4, 2012

SB are you seriously sitting around watching people walk in and out of mickey d's? THis is a serious question, I would really like to know if this is true.

Strongbow · Oct 4, 2012

redsamurai said:
SB are you seriously sitting around watching people walk in and out of mickey d's? THis is a serious question, I would really like to know if this is true.

Yes

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redsamurai · Oct 4, 2012

Strongbow said:
Yes

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ever taken up a hobby bro? knitting for instance, fuck i'd do basket weaving over watching people waddle in and out of mickey d's for even 10 minutes.

Fitguy308 · Oct 4, 2012

Yeah bro you need a real life

Strongbow · Oct 5, 2012

Fitguy308 said:
Yeah bro you need a real life

I do what the fuck I want to when I want to and right now I'm having a ball counting fat people/

zwhit · Oct 5, 2012

don't act like your lard ass doesn't eat a big mac at least once a week

-SD- · Oct 5, 2012

Fitguy308 said:
Yeah bro you need a real life

You need a flashlight rob

brownbrown · Oct 6, 2012

-SD- said:
You need a flashlight rob

Fleshlight

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smurf2 · Oct 6, 2012

lol @ this story

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

brownbrown said:
Fleshlight

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You know whats funny is for my job i had to inspect the factory that manufactures fleshlights, turns out its here in austin.
That was a fucked up day to say the least. The manager offered me a free fleshlight at the end hahahahah

gatemoney · Oct 6, 2012

Strongbow said:
I can count to two, that means two titties, two ass cheeks and two of my balls in your mouf.

lol

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

-SD- said:
You know whats funny is for my job i had to inspect the factory that manufactures fleshlights, turns out its here in austin.
That was a fucked up day to say the least. The manager offered me a free fleshlight at the end hahahahah

You probably use it every day now lol

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

Fitguy308 said:
You probably use it every day now lol

I turned down the offer as that would be unethical to take gifts from jobsites. Think if word got back to my company dumbass

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I was kidding dick and they suck anyway

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

Fitguy308 said:
I was kidding dick and they suck anyway

So youve tried it lol
Nice masturbatory life

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

-SD- said:
I turned down the offer as that would be unethical to take gifts from jobsites. Think if word got back to my company dumbass

Was it a special offa

WoodyO · Oct 6, 2012

-SD- said:
I turned down the offer as that would be unethical to take gifts from jobsites. Think if word got back to my company dumbass

My company sends on xmas gifts to some of our larger customers each year. I've had customers demand my ups account so they could return it on my dime. Lots of companies have policies against accepting gifts and you could lose your job for doing it.

Last year, a contact returned my gift and sent me a bottle of scotch with it.

smurf2 · Oct 6, 2012

lol @ SD being employed

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

smurf2 said:
lol @ SD being employed

We cant all marry doctors lol

smurf2 · Oct 6, 2012

-SD- said:
We cant all marry doctors lol

I know right !

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

wootoom said:
Was it a special offa

I would have taken it if it included the special agent package

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I'm making sure he doesn't leave

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

Im locked in their warehouse surrounded by jackoff devices

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I like them sleazy...I'm being honest

-SD- · Oct 6, 2012

They have a fleshlight modeled on Melinas vag

redsamurai · Oct 6, 2012

-SD- said:
I turned down the offer as that would be unethical to take gifts from jobsites. Think if word got back to my company dumbass

nice ethical graft free life...

seriously though, losing your job would probably be the least of your concerns cause your boss would probably mention it to every prospective employer that ever called him. Dave?...no he's a good guy, hard worker and all....just don't send him to a jackoff factory or nothin and he should work out just fine.

:lmao:

gatemoney · Oct 6, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeldwfOwuL8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

gatemoney · Oct 6, 2012

If i was on test i prolly would have taken it ....

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

what is test?

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

No one does steroids here

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

all i do is hydros

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

All I do is coke X heroin and tren

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I use tren for pct

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I just do dbol til my next cycle

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I use coke for hard on purposes

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I like to grind up Viagra and mike it with my coke then snort it you'll have a hard on fa days

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

i take winny for joint problems

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I take deca for erection problems

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I take tren for bronchitis

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I use dbol for weight loss

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I use Anavar for liver protection

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

That's funny I use Beast for my liver protection

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I use EQ for depression

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I use winny for acne control

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I use Clen for insomnia...LOL

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

That's a good use there I use tren when getting ready for marathons

wootoom · Oct 6, 2012

I take Test instead of a flu shot

Fitguy308 · Oct 6, 2012

I take synthol when I want to look really cool and impress the ladies

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