Then our course is clear:
1) We must create board handles on that site.
2) We must both claim to be former OB/Gyn's who were trained in Catholic hospitals.
3) We need to claim to be members of a male-only secret society (we need a cool Latin name) formed by Pope XYZ in the 18th century to combat the rise of midwives and other females helping women give birth.
4) Our claim is that all male ob/gyns are forced to take a sacred oath to maintain the lie that women must be given pelvic exams and be assisted during childbirth.
5) Our real (secret) mission is to force women into sexually vulnerable positions in the name of health care, so as to perpetuate male dominance of women in society and particularly within the church.
6) We would like to reveal our true names, but the secret society would almost certainly kill us.
You go first, then I'll wait a week or so and say the same thing. We'll act like we've never met before and feed their paranoia.
Good times!