How is this possible? Am I missing something?

[KillahBee]

In the midst of a shopping spree I grabbed myself a nice little tea kettle thing. Didn't pay much attention, these things are pretty standard and uncomplicated, right?

WRONG.

Apparently the one I purchased has no opening at the top to pour the water in. Seriously. Is this thing NOT what I thought it was?

wtf

 

[jh1]

lol, a tea kettle that you can't pour from?


owned. by target.

 

[needtogetaas]

maybe its just for display bro...post a pic is it fancy looking.

 

[KillahBee]

lol, a tea kettle that you can't pour from?


owned. by target.

No, no, no. You can't pour INTO it. There's no opening at the top where there is usually a lid.

 

[jh1]

No, no, no. You can't pour INTO it. There's no opening at the top where there is usually a lid.

How do you fill it?

 

[the_clockwork]

do you own a drill? make a hole!

 

[covergrl80]

it's for decoration. Now shove some flowers in the only hole there is..lol

 

[velvett]

Fill it through the spout - I had one like that once.

I have an OXO one now that I love.

 

[KillahBee]

I've just been taking my water glass and pouring the water down hte fucking spout thing. Shit, I hope this doesn't turn out to be another 5x5 thread.

 

[the_clockwork]

I can safely and gladly say I own no tea kettle

 

[KillahBee]

Fill it through the spout - I had one like that once.

I have an OXO one now that I love.

WTF is the point of producing a tea kettle with no easily accessible filling hole?!!

It's like the pair of Calvin boxer briefs I own WITH NO EFFING PEE HOLE IN EM

 

[jh1]

I have an electric one from GE, fucker boils water faster than fuck.

I suggest you get one of those.

Awesome for coffee - since the only way to make cup coffee is with a french press.

 

[KillahBee]

I can safely and gladly say I own no tea kettle

it's how I makes my oatmeal, fatwad

 

[KillahBee]

I have an electric one from GE, fucker boils water faster than fuck.

I suggest you get one of those.

Awesome for coffee - since the only way to make cup coffee is with a french press.

Can we share yours?

 

[the_clockwork]

it's how I makes my oatmeal, fatwad

lolololo

i add water and put mine in the microwave but I don't eat oatmeals anymore that make me wanna hurl

 

[jh1]

Can we share yours?

No.

 

[KillahBee]

^^ fucking jerk

 

[velvett]

WTF is the point of producing a tea kettle with no easily accessible filling hole?!!

It's like the pair of Calvin boxer briefs I own WITH NO EFFING PEE HOLE IN EM

Yah, I dunno.

Look at Chantal products, expensive and wildly trendy - you need a towel or oven mitt just to pick it up and pour because the handle gets hot - what is this 1920?

 

[KillahBee]

Yah, I dunno.

Look at Chantal products, expensive and wildly trendy - you need a towel or oven mitt just to pick it up and pour because the handle gets hot - what is this 1920?

Man, who'da thought buying a receptacle to hold water would be so difficult.

 

[velvett]

OXO rocks.

http://www.oxo.com/OA_HTML/ibeCCtpSctDspRte.jsp?section=10099&minisite=10024&respid=53057

$20 in red at a TJ MAXX - found by accident
Chantal is in cellar - I don't know why we're keeping it.

 

[KillahBee]

OXO rocks.

http://www.oxo.com/OA_HTML/ibeCCtpSctDspRte.jsp?section=10099&minisite=10024&respid=53057

$20 in red at a TJ MAXX - found by accident
Chantal is in cellar - I don't know why we're keeping it.

now ur talking my game

 

[alien amp pharm]

I have a red one, but I use it for decoration only. I don't even know what it's used for.

 

[the_clockwork]

I have a red one, but I use it for decoration only. I don't even know what it's used for.

wtf.. you explain it's use then say you don't know what it is used for?

 

[stilleto]

the spout IS the filling hole.

i can certainly see how you could confuse the smooth, un-complicated top of that tea kettle for a lid that opens when you bought it though.

 

[the_clockwork]

the spout IS the filling hole.

i can certainly see how you could confuse the smooth, un-complicated top of that tea kettle for a lid that opens when you bought it though.

harsh..

did you get my cock pics via karma?

 

[stilleto]

harsh..

did you get my cock pics via karma?

i did, thank you.

 

[KillahBee]

the spout IS the filling hole.

i can certainly see how you could confuse the smooth, un-complicated top of that tea kettle for a lid that opens when you bought it though.

I didn't even look at it, just grabbed it. Didn't think anyone was illogical enough to create/sell/buy a lid-less tea kettle.

Maybe I'll take a shit in it, steam it up on medium heat and bring back to IKEA for a refund

 

[stilleto]

Didn't think anyone was illogical enough to buy a lid-less tea kettle.

you were...

 

[KillahBee]

you were...

Clearly we don't have our thinking caps on. In order for it to be an illogical decision, one would have to assume that the purchaser was aware of what they were buying, as opposed to "close my eyes, grab tea kettle as I check out the hos Asian register chick" type of purchase.

So yeah, no.

 

[KillahBee]

I wonder how bad steamed pee would smell?

 

[stilleto]

Clearly we don't have our thinking caps on. In order for it to be an illogical decision, one would have to assume that the purchaser was aware of what they were buying, as opposed to "close my eyes, grab tea kettle as I check out the hos Asian register chick" type of purchase.

So yeah, no.

so you either looked at it and didn't realize it had no lid

or

you bought something without looking at it.

and *I* don't have MY thinking cap on?

 

[KillahBee]

so you either looked at it and didn't realize it had no lid

or

you bought something without looking at it.

and *I* don't have MY thinking cap on?

I bought something without looking at it, based on an assumption. You live, you learn.

We all can't be perfect, or even fake e-perfect.

 

[musclemom]

I didn't even look at it, just grabbed it. Didn't think anyone was illogical enough to create/sell/buy a lid-less tea kettle.

Maybe I'll take a shit in it, steam it up on medium heat and bring back to IKEA for a refund

Oh, its Euro, that's why it's fucking weird. Ikea has a pretty liberal return policy, as long as you have your receipt they're cool.

Next time buy stuff like that at an "American Store," (Sears, Walmart) you'll be fine.

Now for the bigger question ... if filling it with water is a challenge, how would you get the shit down the tiny spout hole???

 

[stilleto]

I bought something without looking at it, based on an assumption. You live, you learn.

We all can't be perfect, or even fake e-perfect.

so we're in agreement that patsfan is a tard? ok, cool.

 

[KillahBee]

Oh, its Euro, that's why it's fucking weird. Ikea has a pretty liberal return policy, as long as you have your receipt they're cool.

Next time buy stuff like that at an "American Store," (Sears, Walmart) you'll be fine.

Now for the bigger question ... if filling it with water is a challenge, how would you get the shit down the tiny spout hole???

Good point. Damnit, man! I'm tarded this morning

 

[LuluDeren]

It's a novelty pepper mill.......and it's got your number.

 

[alien amp pharm]

wtf.. you explain it's use then say you don't know what it is used for?

take your common sense and reasoning elsewhere, pal

 

[heatherrae]

You fill it through the spout.


men in the kitchen.

 

[Spartacus]

rub on it

 

[digimon7068]

fuggin' mullet head buys a fuggin tea kettle and is surprised that it doesn't work?? puh-leeeez!

 

[Cutiebaby]

I've just been taking my water glass and pouring the water down hte fucking spout thing. Shit, I hope this doesn't turn out to be another 5x5 thread.

Open the black plug thing like you are going to pour liquid into the cup. Hold it under the faucet and fill it with water that way. My mother has one of them.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I've just been taking my water glass and pouring the water down hte fucking spout thing. Shit, I hope this doesn't turn out to be another 5x5 thread.

lol thats what you get for buying a "sleek and gay" tea kettle

 

[vixensghost]

I've just been taking my water glass and pouring the water down hte fucking spout thing. Shit, I hope this doesn't turn out to be another 5x5 thread.

Would you mind painting that rusty screw on your backsplash? It's driving me crazy looking at it. Thank You.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm a little post whore short and stout...

 

[puddlemonkey]

Tip me over and posts come out..

 

[KillahBee]

Would you mind painting that rusty screw on your backsplash? It's driving me crazy looking at it. Thank You.

wtf is a backsplash? if you're talkin about the kettle, it's brand new. so...yeah.

 

[vixensghost]

wtf is a backsplash? if you're talkin about the kettle, it's brand new. so...yeah.

No silly, some yellow crud appears to be in that pic you posted. Look BEHIND the worthless kettle, there is a glob of crap on the back wall or a rusty screw holding up the back splash of the counter.


Am I the only one who noticed this? Jesus, you all blind?

 

[KillahBee]

No silly, some yellow crud appears to be in that pic you posted. Look BEHIND the worthless kettle, there is a glob of crap on the back wall or a rusty screw holding up the back splash of the counter.


Am I the only one who noticed this? Jesus, you all blind?

Are you talking about the goddamn DOOR KNOB??!!!!! lololol

 

[alien amp pharm]

wtf is a backsplash?

lol, you nancy

 

[vixensghost]

Are you talking about the goddamn DOOR KNOB??!!!!! lololol

Shit....lol It looked like a piece of crud on the wall in the picture. Shit, owned by a door knob.


You need a manicure.

 

[KillahBee]

Shit....lol It looked like a piece of crud on the wall in the picture. Shit, owned by a door knob.


You need a manicure.

lolllll

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Believe it or not, there are still women who like men to be, well, men.

 

[rubberneck]

Are you talking about the goddamn DOOR KNOB??!!!!! lololol

lol

 

[vixensghost]

lolllll

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Believe it or not, there are still women who like men to be, well, men.

Oh please..... Real men can have nice hands too.

What a knob...

 

[KillahBee]

Oh please..... Real men can have nice hands too.

What a knob...

Sorry, those types chicks aren't my style.

 

[vixensghost]

lol...Fair 'nuff.

 

[KillahBee]

knob!

 

[bw1]

I've just been taking my water glass and pouring the water down hte fucking spout thing. Shit, I hope this doesn't turn out to be another 5x5 thread.

LMFAO @ posting a pick